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Driveway? No guy in his right mind would ever leave that garage. Well, he could at least park in back once in awhile. From the looks of things I'd say a combine could probably fit in that garage sideways. Maybe his name is Big Jim and he's driving a combine.
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For you guys who’ve never actually seen a live vagina, they are elastic, and will revert to their original size after you get done playing with it, or even after child birth.
Some of us have been there, done that AND have a sense of humor.
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From the looks of things I'd say a combine could probably fit in that garage sideways.
He ain’t gay and has a beautiful family. I expect I’d like him. For you guys who’ve never actually seen a live vagina, they are elastic, and will revert to their original size after you get done playing with it, or even after child birth. Some of us have been there, done that AND have a sense of humor .[/quote] Seen as a bad thing in some circles.
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For you guys who’ve never actually seen a live vagina, they are elastic, and will revert to their original size after you get done playing with it, or even after child birth. So are the top of my socks, but I can still only pull my foot out so many times before the fugger wears out and looks like a wrinkled wizard sleeve...
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I tried that, 1800.00 damages. Only going 30 mph
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Probably can’t tell when he’s in the driveway either What caused that many????
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Something in the water, maybe?
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You can’t wear out anything that is self-lubricating But they sure howl if you get in there with a hangnail.
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I read somewhere that they’ve finally figured out what causes pregnancy 😊
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You can’t wear out anything that is self-lubricating But they sure howl if you get in there with a hangnail. If you have a hangnail on your crank you should see a urologist or something.
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Probably can’t tell when he’s in the driveway either What caused that many???? Repetition.
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You can’t wear out anything that is self-lubricating It probably get less use in production mode than were it in practice mode... Maybe he is into self deprivation? Or is only home a few weeks a year for touch and go refreshers...
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For you guys who’ve never actually seen a live vagina, they are elastic, and will revert to their original size after you get done playing with it, or even after child birth.
Ummm... No.
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For you guys who’ve never actually seen a live vagina, they are elastic, and will revert to their original size after you get done playing with it, or even after child birth.
Ummm... No. Absolutely not. Frequently it tears and a stitch or two is needed. A good doctor will take an extra stitch or two and tighten it up a bit. A doctor like that is to be cherished.
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