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Sounds like a secondary ensuing prolapse to follow.
Need to get your ass hole higher than your heart. Aka the jackhammer position, or more specifically the jackhammeree
Apply pressure with a Howard Johnson midsize rolled up bath towel
Quik Clot, or
lort someone call 9-1
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Anyone ever see that “weight lifter blow out” clip on Faces of Death video series?
Grapefruit sized veinous bulge ripped out and mushroomed around the sides of dude’s mankini unitard thing?
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A soldering gun should stop it really quick...
Your going to need it cortirized!!!!!
Maybe try a feather moss, mustard root poultice?
Find a spot under a table in the dining room with some dust bunnies. Scoot around on your ass like a dog with worm.
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
Right stuff expanding foam will seal that right up.
Habanero pepper juice. Apply liberally.
And some think the Fire is only good for huntin n fishin advice.
This place is like the Mayo clinic of the innanet....... maybe even the Miracle Whip.
I forgot this one. Have someone blow a half gram of coke on it. Might not stop the bleedin', but yo ass won't hurt no mo.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Anyone ever see that “weight lifter blow out” clip on Face of Death video series?
Grapefruit sized veinous bulge ripped out and mushroomed around the sides of dude’s mankini unitard thing?
Now, why in hell's half acre would anyone even view that once knowing what it was about?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Campfire Ranger
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Anyone ever see that “weight lifter blow out” clip on Faces of Death video series?
Grapefruit sized veinous bulge ripped out and mushroomed around the sides of dude’s mankini unitard thing?
🤯🤢🤮
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Have seen it.
It's impressive.
No, I'm not jealous.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Two words......
Gorilla Glue
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58 minutes since last heard from OP
How long does it take to bleed out from the ass?
Hope there’s snow on the ground where he lives should tracking become necessary.
😝🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Campfire Kahuna
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Anyone ever see that “weight lifter blow out” clip on Face of Death video series?
Grapefruit sized veinous bulge ripped out and mushroomed around the sides of dude’s mankini unitard thing?
Now, why in hell's half acre would anyone even view that once knowing what it was about? Rotten.com Supposed to be fake lol I think you should check it out. LOL
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Campfire Tracker
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A styptic pencil shoved up there should fix you right up.
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Campfire Ranger
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George Washington's doctor sez: "Lance it and burn it. Apply leeches as necessary."
"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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A styptic pencil shoved up there should fix you right up. Outside of the box thinker, here. 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Two words......
Gorilla Glue Heard that’s best used for nappy hair straightener. 😜🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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A styptic pencil shoved up there should fix you right up. Thats the old fashioned razor stop bleed that was popular before multiblade safety razors. I haven't shopped for it or looked lately but the styptic powder version is what I was thinking of. Baking soda has been used with some success with superficial cuts and abrasions too. NO glues.
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Campfire Kahuna
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New products from Dan Halen International.
DIY Home Hemorrhoidal Ectomy kit.
Fiskars, mirror, gauze, instant cold compress and mercurochrome.
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New products from Dan Halen International.
DIY Home Hemorrhoidal Ectomy kit.
Fiskars, mirror, gauze, instant cold compress and mercurochrome.
What, no black pepper?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Dr. James Winer protocol upon request .
It reduces inflammation, shrinks hemorrhoids quickly.
It's available in any grocery store, but is not a medication. Sometimes bleeding stops after the inflammation goes back to normal.. pm for details.
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Anyone ever see that “weight lifter blow out” clip on Face of Death video series?
Grapefruit sized veinous bulge ripped out and mushroomed around the sides of dude’s mankini unitard thing?
Now, why in hell's half acre would anyone even view that once knowing what it was about? Rotten.com Supposed to be fake lol I think you should check it out. LOL I'll send you a Kingston link to watch before I get to that, OK?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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No black pepper. That’s racist
Compound W on a cotton ball.
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