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Vampire Questions #15825409 02/22/21
Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX High_Noon OP Campfire Outfitter
OP High_Noon Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 8,793 TX	Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind: 1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me. 2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15825536 02/22/21
Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,265 Likes: 17 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger
OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,265 Likes: 17	Originally Posted by High_Noon Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind: 1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me. 2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? Yes Especially if tom cruise is involved... But do vampires wear masks to cover their teeth? -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15825571 02/23/21
Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 27,091 Colorado Rocky Mountains mtnsnake Campfire Ranger
mtnsnake Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2013 Posts: 27,091 Colorado Rocky Mountains	Of course they are democrats. Do you know any other blood sucker?

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15825580 02/23/21
Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 5,137 WI hillestadj Campfire Tracker
hillestadj Campfire Tracker Joined: Oct 2012 Posts: 5,137 WI	Originally Posted by High_Noon why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? What'd one lesbian vampire say to the other? ....See you next month

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15825582 02/23/21
Joined: May 2008 Posts: 25,528 Likes: 4 Valhalla SE AK & WA A AcesNeights Campfire Ranger
AcesNeights Campfire Ranger A Joined: May 2008 Posts: 25,528 Likes: 4 Valhalla SE AK & WA	Originally Posted by High_Noon 2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? Ain’t you ever had something that’s so good you just wanna rub your face innit? 😁 Ribs, corn on the cob.... �Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr. --------------------------------------------------------- ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

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Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15825729 02/23/21
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,019 Likes: 3 akasparky Campfire Tracker
akasparky Campfire Tracker Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,019 Likes: 3	You can get all your questions answered and much, much more by watching this old TV series. Padded VA Hospital Rooms for $1000 Alex Originally Posted by renegade50 My ignoree,s will never be Rock Stars on 24 hr campfire.....Like me!!!! What are psychotic puppet hunters?

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15825800 02/23/21
Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 19,029 Likes: 1 Central MS BigDave39355 Campfire Ranger
BigDave39355 Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 19,029 Likes: 1 Central MS	Originally Posted by High_Noon Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind: 1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me. 2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? Kate Beckinsale..... What was the question again? 😂 Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15825830 02/23/21
Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 54,284 Parts unknown... EthanEdwards Campfire Kahuna
EthanEdwards Campfire Kahuna Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 54,284 Parts unknown...	Originally Posted by High_Noon Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind: 1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me. 2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? Dunno. Have never watched any of those. When I grew up, vampires and werewoofs were evil. Didn't even matter if they looked good. Evil. Now you have all these movies like Twilight and so on. F u c k that.

Re: Vampire Questions AcesNeights #15825986 02/23/21
Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,885 Likes: 1 N. La. Oldman03 Campfire Ranger
Oldman03 Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,885 Likes: 1 N. La.	Originally Posted by AcesNeights Originally Posted by High_Noon 2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? Ain’t you ever had something that’s so good you just wanna rub your face innit? 😁 Ribs, corn on the cob.... Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash" This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21

Re: Vampire Questions BigDave39355 #15827142 02/23/21
Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,265 Likes: 17 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger
OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,265 Likes: 17	Originally Posted by BigDave39355 Originally Posted by High_Noon Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind: 1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me. 2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? Kate Beckinsale..... What was the question again? 😂 I liked her better in "Shooter". The goth look never did much for me... -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

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Re: Vampire Questions OldmanoftheSea #15827175 02/23/21
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Swifty52 Campfire Outfitter Joined: Nov 2008 Posts: 8,673 Nebr	Originally Posted by OldmanoftheSea Originally Posted by BigDave39355 Originally Posted by High_Noon Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind: 1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me. 2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? Kate Beckinsale..... What was the question again? 😂 I liked her better in "Shooter". The goth look never did much for me... Don’t believe she was in shooter. Wrong gal. Swifty

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15827184 02/23/21
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duckcall Campfire Regular D Joined: Nov 2010 Posts: 521	That would be Kate Mara in Shooter

Re: Vampire Questions Swifty52 #15827194 02/23/21
Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,265 Likes: 17 OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger
OldmanoftheSea Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2019 Posts: 17,265 Likes: 17	Originally Posted by Swifty52 Originally Posted by OldmanoftheSea Originally Posted by BigDave39355 Originally Posted by High_Noon Just watched one of the Underworld movies and a few questions come to mind: 1) If a male vampire bites and sucks the blood of another male does that mean he's a gay vampire? Seems gay to me. 2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? Kate Beckinsale..... What was the question again? 😂 I liked her better in "Shooter". The goth look never did much for me... Don’t believe she was in shooter. Wrong gal. She was the FBI girl at the reception desk thing that the Indian kid reported to... The other girl wasn't bad either... -OMotS "If memory serves fails me..." Quote: ( unnamed) "been prtty deep in the cooler todaay " Television and radio are most effective when people question little and think even less.

Re: Vampire Questions AcesNeights #15827272 02/23/21
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Idaho_Shooter Campfire Ranger I Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 25,945 Likes: 7 West Treasure Valley, Idaho	Originally Posted by AcesNeights Originally Posted by High_Noon 2) If these vampires are hundreds of years old, why haven't they learned to suck blood without getting it smeared all over their face? Ain’t you ever had something that’s so good you just wanna rub your face innit? 😁 Ribs, corn on the cob.... Yes, something. But it was neither of those. People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15827381 02/23/21
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Oldman03 Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,885 Likes: 1 N. La.	Ain't gotta worry bout vampires. Got me some of them green tipped bullets. That's what they wuz made fer Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash" This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15827396 02/23/21
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Dess Campfire Tracker D Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 4,853 Galt's Gulch Colorado	What about silver tipped 30-06 ammunition. Would it work on vampires or just werewolves?....asking for a friend. For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat." 2 Thessalonians 3:10

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15827428 02/23/21
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wabigoon Campfire Kahuna W Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 60,999 Likes: 18 Iowa/NW Ontario	A classmate was into all the horror movies'. Not me so much. These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15827467 02/23/21
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AkMtnHntr Campfire Ranger Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 20,554 Alaska	Ask Nancy Pelosi, she's a blood sucking old bat. That's ok, I'll ass shoot a dink. Steelhead

Re: Vampire Questions OldmanoftheSea #15828225 02/23/21
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Papag Campfire Regular P Joined: Jan 2014 Posts: 1,346	That was Kate Mara.

Re: Vampire Questions High_Noon #15828285 02/23/21
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SockPuppet Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2012 Posts: 10,068 High Desert	You guys suck at focus. Can we get back to Kate Beckinsale, please? Mercy ceases to be a virtue when it enables further injustice. -Brent Weeks ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

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