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colder than a witches tit in a brass bra
Wish in one hand, [bleep] in the other see which one fills up first.
I'm off like a herd of turtles
That deal is a barrel of fish hooks
Slicker'n owl [bleep]
Hell's bells...
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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If I was twenty years younger. 
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Dumber than a box of rocks
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Campfire Kahuna
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A fellow moved out of the state, and raised the average IQ, of both states.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Oracle
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As they say in San Francisco, lesbian our way.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Cotton pickin'
Bless your peapickin' heart.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Regular
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Plain as rat turds in a sugar bowl.
Grinning like a opossum eating razor blades.
Sharp as a bowling ball.
Last edited by slugflinger; 02/28/21.
Think.
It's not illegal, yet.
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Wish (or want) in one hand and crap in the other and see which fills first!
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
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Colder than a witches tit on Halloween
Couldn't push a sick whore off a piss pot
The crawdad don't skitter far from the creek. (Similar to apple don't fall far from the tree)
Couldn't power a piss ants go cart around a cheerio
Her legs go all the way to her ass
If she had as many sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she'd be a porcupine.
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Hunt...
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Give you the world with a fence around it, and you'd bitch because there ain't a gate.
You'd bitch if they hung you with a new rope.
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Campfire Kahuna
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Tracker
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Hotter'n blue blazes
Colder than a witch's tit My Dad used to say "Hotter than a whore's dream." and "Colder than a well digger's azz in the Yukon."
Wag more, bark less.
The freedoms we surrender today will be the freedoms our grandchildren will never know existed.
The men who wrote the Second Amendment didn't just finish a hunting trip, they just finished liberating a nation.
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That's the sorriest SOB that ever sh-t behind a pair of shoes!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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It's colder than reindeer ball's!!!
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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That girl is uglier than a pimple on a gorilla's ass
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down.
A fartin' horse never tires and a fartin' man's the one to hire. (Another of my Dad's quotes.)
Last edited by River_Ridge; 02/28/21.
Wag more, bark less.
The freedoms we surrender today will be the freedoms our grandchildren will never know existed.
The men who wrote the Second Amendment didn't just finish a hunting trip, they just finished liberating a nation.
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Campfire Ranger
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I must depart now for there they go and I am their leader.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Having him along is like losing two good men.
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