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,....nice kids,...both of them have good jobs.

A while back the girl told me that the neighbors cats were pissin' on the corner of the house,....stinkin' it up,...

I told her that I would shoot 'em for her if that's what she wanted. But other than that I don't know what to do about pissin' cats. She thought,..then decided that idea was a bit extreme.

Last night she called and said that a skunk had stunk the yard up.

I don't know what she expects me to do about such matters. Next time she calls about animals stinking up the place I'm going to drop by and hide in the bushes with a shotgun,...tell her, "Don't mind me,...I'm just here to fix the cat and skunk situation. You might hear a shot here and there. Just shrugg it off".

Tell her to go piss in those areas next time she is riding the cotton pony.

Does that work?

It can't hurt

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crazy boomer

Tell her to call Sleepy Joe or accept a little gunfire. Her choice.

If you have it where you are, tell her to call animal control.

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I guess,.....but I suspect that animal control has the same opinion about young girls complaining about pissin' cats and skunks that I do.

It's not like she's getting attacked by the neighborhood bear.

You have her a good solution, really the only feasible solution. Not sure what else you could do.

Bristoe has no sensitivity.

That’s funny as hell.

You're a dummace.

Gawd...if she does get attacked by the neighborhood bear.....please film that schit.

lolol,...seriously.

I don't understand her mentality. Does she think that because she's a renter that her landlord can perform miracles?

Cat's piss,....skunks stink up the yard.

I can't change that reality just because I bought a house and rented it out.

I thought she would get the message when I told her that I could shoot the cats. (although I'm not going to run around shooting cats, of course)

All I can figure is, she thought skunks might be a different matter.

I've been relatively polite so far. The next time she calls about something stupid, I'm going to suggest that she move back home with Mama.

I'm not going to be her Mama.

I'm not quite sure why you let her think that's your problem.

I didn't.

They probably do but at least she will be bothering them and not you.

I'm just impressed the neighborhood has its own bear.

We ain't got schit but a hand full of raccoons and a pile of yard deer.