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I guess we have a neighborhood bald eagle and a couple big azz macaws.

They're pretty cool but it ain't a neighborhood bear.

ya wanna see a bear in bristoe area, you need to back up about 175 years.

Explain to her that the cat must be able to smell where you usually take a piss.

Actually, There's no known bear in the neighborhood. But nobody would be too surprised if one showed up.

A video of a bear was taken in downtown Lexington recently,....down near the University of Kentucky campus.

dirt hole set +1

Also a bit of DCON works.

animal control will handle it, that's what there for, just tell her to call them

You must be tradin' pussy for rent if she's callin' you about all these problems.

Or at the very least, should be.

Once upon a time maybe. But retirement income has more value to me than puzzy these days.

I screwed the first half of my life away. I cain't afford to screw the last half of it away.

At some point a man has to put his dick away and get serious. Otherwise he'll be out on the street.

Sounds like maybe a renter who doesn't want to get blamed for stuff from a cat she doesn't own,

Landlords keeping security deposits isn't exactly a secret.

Havaheart trap mr whiskers.
Spray paint that territory pizz marking sumbytch some awesome neon color.
And poor a bottle of fox piss cover scent on him.

Then let him loose and let owners have a nice WTF moment when he shows up at the front door wanting in.

Blasphemy

I'm not interested in keeping anybody's security deposit.

The secret to rental property is to get good renters and keep them happy,..and I do that. But I'm not going to be a cat and skunk assassin.

I mean,...I'll fix their fuggin' dripping' faucet, but I'm not going to be skulking' around the community with a 12 gauge.

People get locked up for less.

pellet gun

Good idea! I've always been more of a 220 conniber, kinda pest remover.

Sig line material.

Yea, check out my sig line from Bristoe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Raise the rent to include animal control.
Then pocket the increase and stop answering her calls.

Havahart will catch MR skonk also . Cover it with a tarp on all sides with a flap for the door that you can just fold over leave the handle to pick it up exposed. Bait with cat food and they both will do business with it. leave it in such a way you can look in it from a distance to see if it contains a skunk or otherwise. If ole Pepe is in there just fold the tarp door over and carry it carefully off. It will almost never spray. I have hauled them off in a pickup with no problems. You can set it down and roll it easily 180 degrees over and the door will open back away and old stinky can walk out. Do what you wish at that point...

She's OK but she lost the kayak: