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Once again I was that guy..
Bout 10 yrs.
Got the hotwheels track on the azz for that.
Stupid azz Choo- Choo broke a lamp doing the uniroyal tiger paw tire lack of traction reverse thing all over the house.
Couldnt explain the broke lamp away
Had ta fess up what I did.
PSA...
Taking duct tape off a enraged tomcat aint easy till you cover him up with a blanket before your parents get home.
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Clothes pin on the end of the tail is better
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Spin one around until you're dizzy enough to puke. Then toss him on the milk cows back. They really dig in, no matter how hard the cow bucks.....
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Campfire Oracle
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Knew a guy as a kid who pitched one in a deep barrel with a foot of water, and a big boar possum.
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Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the left.
A Nation which leaves God behind is soon left behind.
"The Lord never asked anyone to be a tax collector, lowyer, or Redskins fan".
I Dindo Nuffin
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Not duct tape but other tape
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No, but I have covered them with pieces of a paper bag held on with rubber bands. That’s where I learned what the term "high stepping" came from!
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Masking tape works just as good and is easier to peel off a housecat's feet when you hear mom coming.
4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan. 
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My brother and I did manage to rubberband some crinkly tissue paper on the cat's hind foot and plopped him on the floor.
He sure zoomed around trying to get away from that thing on his foot.
"Camping places fix themselves in your mind as if you had spent long periods of your life in them.
You will remember a curve of your wagon track in the grass of the plain like the features of a friend."
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We put pieces of motorcycle inner tube on quail dogs feet in sand burr country, duct tape them on. They were pretty funny to watch.
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Campfire Regular
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Cat's azz, sandpepr, kerosene... A guy I used to work with did.
Sacred cows make good burgers when you know what temperature to cook them at.-Rev. Billy
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Campfire Kahuna
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Fugg all that
My buddy Earl, buried a litter of kittens
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They have the amazing abilty to do U shaped turns 4 or 5ft up on walls too with taped up feet.
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Corncobb and turpentine.
Old folk remedy for getting the neighbors dogs and cats
to stay away.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Put a tube sock over our cat’s head back when I was a teenager. He backed up at about 90mph until over the edge of the deck he went. Oops!.
He showed back up later that day apparently no worse for the wear.
Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Spin one around until you're dizzy enough to puke. Then toss him on the milk cows back. They really dig in, no matter how hard the cow bucks..... Damn it! Made me snort iced tea out my nose! 🤠
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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They have the amazing abilty to do U shaped turns 4 or 5ft up on walls too with taped up feet. Mom had an old Siamese that could run straight up a 10 foot wall. Worst whipping she gave me as a kid, was when I pitched that cat on the vacuum cleaner while Mom was vacuuming the house. It ran straight up Mom and landed on her head. I payed for that one because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t outrun her. I must’ve been about 6 at the time.
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston
Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Back when I was about knee high to a short guy, dad hired a guy to do the night milking while he was working in the field. We always dumped some milk in a pan for the barn cats. This one night the guy poured gas in the pan, I wasn't old enough to know what was going on. Cat came running up and started drinking, all the sudden it squalled and took off running in circles, than keeled over. Guy said he ran out of gas.
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Dad dropped them off of porch when he was a kid. Supposedly they'd land on their feet 9 times. Uncle put 1 in a sack & throwed it into a creek. It beat him home. I once saw a scared cat walk on water. BTW Renegade, you should be a spokesman for peta.
Romans 5:1
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Fugg all that
My buddy Earl, buried a litter of kittens Grampaw taught me at about 5 years old how to get rid of the excess barn kittens. Burlap gunny sack, fill with undesired felines, twist the top shut, and head out back with a piece of 3/4" black pipe. Sort of a spin-off of the piñata thing the Meskins do, only there ain't no candy at the end. That sheit probably wouldn't fly today.  Downright effective though, cheap and easy peasy.
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Cats....
I like em as pets and test crash dummies.
Just sooooo fun to embarass em, cause they think they are so dignified and schit.
When Cookie and Rico were alive.
Holy fugg we had some classic times playing get the kitty upstairs with my wife's cat Hercules aka: herk the jerk.
Stupid fugg would always fall for it too.
Just get the dogs going.
" get the kitty"!!!!
Was all it took.
Game on like donkey kong.
The other 3 cats watching it all go down.
Dogs wouldnt bother the other 3 at all.
Just herc....
Stupid fugg fall for it everytime....
LOL!!!
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