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Deer Camp! about as good as it gets!
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Campfire Kahuna
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I once walked in the Fareway store for one, ONE, green pepper, and left 50 bucks poorer.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Oracle
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Trick question?
Otherwise “A” with a list. Not on the list? Don’t make the cut.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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Often, as in yesterday, I fail to buy all of the list.
These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o "May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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Campfire Outfitter
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A hundred miles one way to good stores in Medford, so the big day is like a well planned military exercise. The speaker of the house over a period of 2 weeks prepares the clipboard...everything is on the clipboard, arranged by store, by highway exit. Ice chests loaded the night before. Leave in pre dawn darkness, hit pre planned route right near store opening hour, get our schidt, get out and get home. Only thing that slows us down is snow on the summits...no, not really, what slows us down is the general condition of piss poor level of truckdriving skills.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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A hundred miles one way to good stores in Medford, so the big day is like a well planned military exercise. The speaker of the house over a period of 2 weeks prepares the clipboard...everything is on the clipboard, arranged by store, by highway exit. Ice chests loaded the night before. Leave in pre dawn darkness, hit pre planned route right near store opening hour, get our schidt, get out and get home. Only thing that slows us down is snow on the summits...no, not really, what slows us down is the general condition of piss poor level of truckdriving skills. Do y’all use walkie talkie head phones while shopping? “Big Thunder to Snake charmer... over “
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Unless there is a hawt checker girl at line # 3 at walmart
T R U M P W O N !
U L T R A M A G A !
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Does the store have a liquor section? That might change my answer from a solid A to a squishy B.
For even when we were with you, we gave you this rule: "If a man will not work, he shall not eat."
2 Thessalonians 3:10
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Poll for the ‘fire
At say, the grocery store.....
When you shop, do you:
A) get what you need and get the fug out 2) wonder aimlessness down the middle of the aisle with buggy, finger fuggin everything acting like you never seen any groceries before.....
#muchlove In-person shopping should be a surgical strike. You set objectives beforehand, and you get in and get out. Unless you're a chick. Or a soyboi
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Harry
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Campfire Kahuna
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You can wander aimlessly in Dollar General and still be in/out in 5 mins. And that’s covering all three Easter candy aisles.
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Old women shoppers are the about the WORST. Moping around, middle of the aisle, can’t make up their minds. THEN, the WORST PART....
Get up to the cashier. Stand there the entire time, like the thought that this stuff actually costs MONEY never occurred to them. Wait until AFTER the final item is rung up, and then, and ONLY then, do they make the 30 second “dig-around” in their purse, to find the dammmed checkbook, and a pen to fill it out. Like it never occurred to them to have the thing IN HAND, and filled out with the name of the grocery store, as the checker rang her up.
Only thing worse is the EBT’ers who got their EBT card “cart”, and their cash “cart”.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Poll for the ‘fire
At say, the grocery store.....
When you shop, do you:
A) get what you need and get the fug out 2) wonder aimlessness down the middle of the aisle with buggy, finger fuggin everything acting like you never seen any groceries before.....
#muchlove Kinda in between. Wally world has a pretty good free entertainment factor. So that comes into play.
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Were I not there to monitor quality control we would be eating entirely too healthy.
mike r
Don't wish it were easier Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
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Wind in my hair, Sun on my face, I gazed at the wide open spaces, And I was at home.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Were I not there to monitor quality control we would be eating entirely too healthy.
mike r Do you sometimes buy the non organic Kale? You sinner!
I am MAGA.
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I am a male person, so answer (A) Zactly
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