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You might be a redneck if..... #15948962 03/28/21 Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota goalie OP Campfire Outfitter OP goalie Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota You're clearing stuff on your property and find old abandoned dog training obstacles.... Or you weld some scrap and old fence into a driveway grading contraption.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15948968 03/28/21 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,356 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,356 Montana I should move that toilet...... I am MAGA.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... Jim_Conrad #15948974 03/28/21 Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 19,503 Tip of the Mitten bruinruin Campfire Ranger bruinruin Campfire Ranger Joined: Mar 2006 Posts: 19,503 Tip of the Mitten Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad I should move that toilet...... Plant a shrub and leave the shidter be. 4 out of 5 Great Lakes prefer Michigan.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15948977 03/28/21 Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 17,312 Durham, CA Higginez Campfire Ranger Higginez Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 17,312 Durham, CA ....you've ever tried to "up the pressure" to wash schidt stains off the bowl rather than clean it. Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again! Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15948981 03/28/21 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 14,488 North Texas RiverRider Campfire Outfitter RiverRider Campfire Outfitter Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 14,488 North Texas You might be a redneck if you and your wife had the same last name before you were married. Don't be the darkness. America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... bruinruin #15948989 03/28/21 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,356 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,356 Montana Originally Posted by bruinruin Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad I should move that toilet...... Plant a shrub and leave the shidter be. The youngest one bashed it with a rock and kicked it over. Previous to that we had thought about making a planter out of it. Maybe grow some pot in it or something. I am MAGA.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15948992 03/28/21 Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,748 M mjbgalt Campfire Ranger mjbgalt Campfire Ranger M Joined: Jan 2008 Posts: 15,748 If you soak the muzzleloader nipple in your coffee cup to loosen powder residue. If you use your wife's nail polish on scope screws. If your wife finds a receipt for tinks 69 and peep sight and asks if you have something kinky going on without her. Last edited by mjbgalt; 03/28/21.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15948994 03/28/21 Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,001 Idaho B Burleyboy Campfire Outfitter Burleyboy Campfire Outfitter B Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,001 Idaho If your Sr prom had a daycare.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15949004 03/28/21 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,218 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,218 TX If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator. 🤠 "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: You might be a redneck if..... chlinstructor #15949036 03/28/21 Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota goalie OP Campfire Outfitter OP goalie Campfire Outfitter Joined: Aug 2006 Posts: 12,580 Minnesota Originally Posted by chlinstructor If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator. 🤠 Which safe?

Re: You might be a redneck if..... Burleyboy #15949388 03/28/21 Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,954 Washington D dye7barrel Campfire Outfitter dye7barrel Campfire Outfitter D Joined: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,954 Washington Originally Posted by Burleyboy If your Sr prom had a daycare. Yikes.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15949395 03/28/21 Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 50,169 SE Texas ltppowell Campfire Kahuna ltppowell Campfire Kahuna Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 50,169 SE Texas If your wife and daughter work at the same strip club. If you get pissed at your wife's boyfriend for taking your deer to the wrong processor. Both true stories...same guy. The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... mjbgalt #15952038 03/29/21 Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 8,744 Fulton County PA, U.S.A. 7mmbuster Campfire Outfitter 7mmbuster Campfire Outfitter Joined: Feb 2001 Posts: 8,744 Fulton County PA, U.S.A. Originally Posted by mjbgalt If you soak the muzzleloader nipple in your coffee cup to loosen powder residue. If you use your wife's nail polish on scope screws. If your wife finds a receipt for tinks 69 and peep sight and asks if you have something kinky going on without her. I like strong coffee. Might have to try that! I used her orange nail polish to touch up revolver sights. What the hell’s tinks 69? Contact me when you’ve hauled water in a dump truck lined with a blue tarp, then we’ll talk! 7mm "Preserving the Constitution, fighting off the nibblers and chippers, even nibblers and chippers with good intentions, was once regarded by conservatives as the first duty of the citizen. It still is." � Wesley Pruden

Re: You might be a redneck if..... chlinstructor #15952057 03/29/21 Joined: Feb 2019 Posts: 1,250 Alabama strikeu Campfire Regular strikeu Campfire Regular Joined: Feb 2019 Posts: 1,250 Alabama Originally Posted by chlinstructor If your gun safe is bigger than your refrigerator. 🤠 oh hell no. No, No NO...No, No NO. No guns do not make a redneck. and certainly storing guns properly do not enhance or modify a rednecks existence.

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15952715 03/29/21 Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 863 E elkaddict Campfire Regular elkaddict Campfire Regular E Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 863 Your idea of a front yard is nothing more than a food plot, and that the perfect stand for this plot is a second story bedroom window....

Re: You might be a redneck if..... RiverRider #15952730 03/29/21 Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,790 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,790 Clinging to our God and Guns Originally Posted by RiverRider You might be a redneck if you and your wife had the same last name before you were married. Co-worker and his wife. No relation though. Funny thing is, His dad now sees his Mother-in-law. So he is screwing his (step)sister. Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15952762 03/29/21 Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,885 N. La. Oldman03 Campfire Ranger Oldman03 Campfire Ranger Joined: Nov 2009 Posts: 15,885 N. La. Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash" This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21

Re: You might be a redneck if..... elkaddict #15952817 03/29/21 Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,162 S.E. Alaska MuskegMan Campfire Outfitter MuskegMan Campfire Outfitter Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,162 S.E. Alaska Originally Posted by elkaddict Your idea of a front yard is nothing more than a food plot, and that the perfect stand for this plot is a second story bedroom window.... single-wides got a second story?

Re: You might be a redneck if..... goalie #15952829 03/29/21 Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,242 Northern Louisiana JPro Campfire Ranger JPro Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,242 Northern Louisiana Nearly-new washing machine died last week, so repairman is coming soon. Put an old woodgrain Kenmore on the front porch as a get-by and hooked it to a garden hose. Wife says if we weren’t redneck before, we surely are now. Now with even more aplomb

Re: You might be a redneck if..... Dillonbuck #15952843 03/29/21 Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 13,063 Trichell, LA (Pop. 'bout 15) Hastings Campfire Outfitter Hastings Campfire Outfitter Joined: Dec 2013 Posts: 13,063 Trichell, LA (Pop. 'bout 15) Originally Posted by Dillonbuck So he is screwing his (step)sister. That is redneck but I think it's legal. Patriotism (and religion) is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Jesus: "Take heed that no man deceive you."