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This the house? First night the guy who built that stayed in it, he took a piss off that top deck. Guaranteed.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Retired orthopedic surgeon with a lake front home on Cumberland.
Check, check, & check.
But a guy of that stature mowing his own grass? WTF's up with that? Bristoe's successful half-brother.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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I can think of worse ways to go.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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This the house? First night the guy who built that stayed in it, he took a piss off that top deck. Guaranteed. That thing gives me anxiety, just looking at it.
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That is wild. Killed while mowing the lawn. I bet there is a nice view of the lake. From the bottom?
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I had a co-worker that came in one Monday and told how she'd been mowing the dam at their pond on a Cub Cadet over the weekend and managed to lose traction. She drove it into 20 feet of water. Needless to say, her husband was a tad peeved.
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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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This was a COVID death, actually.
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If the grass is wet I keep the heavy zero turn with regular turf tread away from the inclines.
The seat safety switch failed a couple weeks back, I cheated it and finished up. Ordered another that same day. I might cheat one of the "no start" safety loop switches but keep the PTO loop intact.
I sometimes drink when I cut grass.
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Sounds like a future episode of Dateline. Does the wife have an alibi? How much was the life insurance policy of the retired doctor?
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Classic example of someone being paid for far more than his intelligence warrants.
" Cheapest velocity in the world comes from a long barrel and I sure do like them. MB "
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This the house? First night the guy who built that stayed in it, he took a piss off that top deck. Guaranteed. That thing gives me anxiety, just looking at it. I know. Good luck finding a maid to clean those windows.
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Sounds like a future episode of Dateline. Does the wife have an alibi? How much was the life insurance policy of the retired doctor? Yes, you asked two of the three questions. 1. Does the wife have an alibi? 2. How much was the life insurance policy of the retired doctor? But you left out the third question: 3. Does the wife have a boyfriend?
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I believe it said he went through the fence. Maybe dozed off or had heart attack. Maybe it was Tesla mower and went rogue. GD
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This is why I have a lawn service... Tough way to go..
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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A lot of no plumbing crappers built just like that at roadside joints in the elevations of Mexico. Not about to use one of those, and neither would I use one in a house like that.
Last edited by Mr_Harry; 05/14/21.
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This the house? GET FUCKED...no way José!
These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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Not at all uncommon on a ZTR. We had a lady slide down a bank and flop into a crick a couple years ago. Drowned.
A co-workers brother took a one week old Kubota ZTR into a pond. It didn't flop and he got out.
The fuggin things are doing good, everything feels fine. Then you lose traction on the drives and off you go.
Our yard is on an incline, but not steep, mostly. The nature of how you mow with them, fast and out and back, coupled with the traction issue combines to cause issues. Even on the flatter part of our yard, going downhill, I have reached the end and been slowing/turning and lost traction. Even just real juicy grass is enough too make it worse. Surprisingly, hard dry ground is almost as bad.
No big deal for me. The grade is slight, the slide doesn't go far. There is nothing to hit/fall off. But, if I had a dangerous spot, I wouldn't drive toward it.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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This the house? That would be an interesting place to ride out an earthquake.
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Doc looks like a 70's porn actor..........
It always goes back to being smarter than what you're try to operate.
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
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