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1) "My Daddy...""...tell her she married better.
2) "We have to talk." Tell her SHE needs to talk..call Karen, you need to shoot your bow.
3) "Your son..." Prove it.
4) "Isn't this baby (cat, dog, whatever) SOOO cute?". F'ck that cat.
The list goes on forever. Some of you guys that have been married (to the same women) forever, back me up.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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This has the makings of a bestseller book in New York City!
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Campfire Tracker
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Best marital advice I can give is "treat em like a stamp"!
Lick em
Stick em
Send em on their way👍
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Campfire Ranger
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"I Birn Quhil I Se" MacLeod of Lewis
I Burn While I See
Hold Fast MacLeod of Harris
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Campfire Ranger
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What ya got for "Well, YOUR Mother......"????
I mean, since you was a handing out free advise and sich.
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
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Campfire Tracker
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What ya got for "Well, YOUR Mother......"????
I mean, since you was a handing out free advise and sich.
To spice up the action in bed, when you have the wife in the doggy style, grab her hair, lean down and whisper in her ear that her mother has a great set of hooters, slap her on the àss, AND HANG ON FOR THE RIDE! See if you can stay mounted for 8 seconds😂
Last edited by MPat70; 05/14/21.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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If'n ya really want kids, do.
If'n ya dont, don't.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If anyone tells you "Happy wife, happy life", punch that miserable fool right in the nose and never talk to him again. He isnt happy and if you try to follow his advice you won't be either. Neither will your wife.
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I've got kids already. Now its all about the vag. LOL
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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If'n ya really want kids, do.
If'n ya dont, don't.!!!!!!!!!!!!! That about sums up how I see it.
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"You aren't listening to me, are you."
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Truth, I never call mine by her name, I call her the head dummy, she's used to it already.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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Campfire Savant
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I was married for 11 years the first time, get along well with her now, 35 this time, Wifey is easy, I keep my crap picked up, no problems, leave cshit laying around for her to pick up, ain’t gonna be good.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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What ya got for "Well, YOUR Mother......"????
I mean, since you was a handing out free advise and sich.
Since I don't know your MIL, thats a little difficult to catalog. Ultimately, "F'ck your witch-ass mother." has been the right response for me. My wife knows it's the truth.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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Campfire Ranger
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Oooh marital advice on the campfire.... love this schit..... so Doc Powell.... my wife says I should buy guns when I want them... what should I do ? is this some kind of trap? Jedi mind f'ck?
Please help I am desperate
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Marriage, is like a hurricane.
At first, it's all wet and wild.
And there's a lotta moanin and blowin goin on.
Next thing ya know.........
Your house is gone.
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Campfire Ranger
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Every day on this side of the ground is a win.
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Campfire Ranger
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I was married for 11 years the first time, get along well with her now, 35 this time, Wifey is easy, I keep my crap picked up, no problems, leave cshit laying around for her to pick up, ain’t gonna be good.
WTF? are you the man of the house?
Originally Posted by Judman
PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My wife was saying I don't listen to her or something like that.
--- CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE --- A Magic Time To Be An Illegal In America---
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Something tells me I need to draw the line at vaccine advice here lol
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