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How long, how many ??

Air conditioned office, or puerto-crapper in the hot sun?


I think twice a day, 20 mins a pop err or drop is reasonable.

Not counting piss breaks

And never crap on lunch break

I don’t smoke, so I never felt the need for being in a rush.


Don’t sweat on their time-don’t shît on yours.

VarmintGuy is gonna come after you again.

😂

Hold into the HoneyPot

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Oh, he crapped at Dunkin Donuts

VarmintLog.

peace out...whooop woop

I always cshit at work, save it all weekend until Monday.

Especially during the TP shortage, double whammy!

A movement is always best on company time. When I retire I'm going to have to have my septic tank pumped more often and on my dime.

We have some rough azz toilet paper at work so it’s an emergency situation or I wait for the home field advantage.

The bigger question is exactly how many squares of TP does is take to get to the center of a tootsie roll, uh, I mean to get rid of the tootsie roll residue?

Knew a gal years ago who got fired from KFC for stealing toilet paper to take home.

You gotta be in a pretty low place, to get caught with a roll of the Colonel's schittwipe stuffed in your purse.

Do you know the difference between work TP and sandpaper?


Sandpaper is smooth on one side....🤣

When in the field working no porto-crapper for me. Mesquite bushes were my go to.

Always carried my own. Our place had that narrow 2” wide stuff on those 3ft diameter rolls. You could still your fingerprints through it folded five times.


Like that jive they stuff in the Skechers at Shoe Carnival

I thought you were on the beach?

Must be a slow news day if this is the best we can come up with to talk about.

Youre correct.
I don’t even have a job.

When I billed trucks, we had a guy who would always yell at people to use that "itemizer" when they exited the can.
We had a superintendent who had a large brood at home. He would always take his morning constitutional in the small closet can in the teachers' lounge. There was a can of some kind of spray on a shelf in there that he would use in a liberal manner before exiting. There was no way whatever he left behind could have smelled as bad as that spray.

Whoever came up with that stuff should be parked next to Jimmy Hoffa.

Boss makes a dolla while I make a dime, that’s why I schit on company time.

Worked in the urban areas outside in the elements for decades. I absolutely abhor and despise public restrooms. Went to the central office most times.

The restroom in the shop was the worst. Some of my coworkers were just plain gross. Seriously, how hard is it to flush and not write on the walls?

Always best to watch out for the port-a-potty cleaning guy and try to be the first one in there after he is done when contemplating your mid morning hangover nap.