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Originally Posted by Fubarski

Beggars (literally) can't be choosers.


Wasn’t it Lyly who said whatever works, works.

I forget how he put it, a line from Euphues back in 1579...


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Originally Posted by Blackheart
Everybody loves Flave remember ?


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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by Fubarski

Beggars (literally) can't be choosers.


Wasn’t it Lyly who said whatever works, works.

I forget how he put it, a line from Euphues back in 1579...


Then I say, go for it.

I'm sure the dead ones, can't resist you.

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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by Blackheart
Everybody loves Flave remember ?


+1
Grandiose sense of self worth - check !

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Roger are you writing down all these insightful tips to improve upon your marriage ?

Let’s revisit some of the best ones.

1. Try the Anal Highway, but it ain’t Hershey...Thanks, BobbyBrownEye for that one.

2. If your wife’s broke...Leave her ! You can’t do any worse. Umm, SandBilly, maybe?

3. If you have an STD, give it to the girl you like the most...She’ll always be yours then. Alex “Arod” said that.

4. Never listen to your best friends that care about you...They are jealous of your life and want you to fail. Several members

5. You should drink more. Nobody has ever made a bad decision while fücked up. That sounds like Sock Puppet.

6. If you hate the sight of your wife....Only take her from behind and tell her prison is your new kink. Pornhub Diaries.

7. Just be kind to yourself and the lady who has shared a home with you all these years -

Or, you can skull fück her, especially if she has an STD and is trying to give it to you. Blackheart

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No way I’m reading through all this, but I’m guessing the 42’ Freeman for half a mil is off the table now? Don’t care about money, just want to be happy? WTF....

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Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by Blackheart
What happened to the 20 year old chick you were braggin about bangin awhile back ? That 37 year old is uglier than a hat full of ass holes.

That's her


I’d take Blackhearts word for it. Probably the one member on here who’s actually seen a hat full of ass holes.

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Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by Fubarski

Beggars (literally) can't be choosers.


Wasn’t it Lyly who said whatever works, works.

I forget how he put it, a line from Euphues back in 1579...


Then I say, go for it.

I'm sure the dead ones, can't resist you.


Laffin.

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Originally Posted by Rooster7
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I hope Roger and Kamo get schitfaced again tonight!

hahaha

Book it!!

Either feller would be a hoot imbibe with.

Together?
Buckle up!

I'm surprised there isn't more jail stories, to be honest!

Not told don’t mean not happened!

Perhaps the lads have adult supervision now. 😉


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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by Blackheart
What happened to the 20 year old chick you were braggin about bangin awhile back ? That 37 year old is uglier than a hat full of ass holes.

That's her


I’d take Blackhearts word for it. Probably the one member on here who’s actually seen a hat full of ass holes.


Seeing as he was inside the hat I’m sure he got a good look at them too.

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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by Fubarski

Beggars (literally) can't be choosers.

Wasn’t it Lyly who said whatever works, works.

I forget how he put it, a line from Euphues back in 1579...

They’re all pink on the inside.
-Socrates


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Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Rooster7
I hope Roger and Kamo get schitfaced again tonight!

hahaha

Book it!!

Either feller would be a hoot imbibe with.

Together?
Buckle up!



Schittazz... you have no fugking idea, man! BTDT, a couple times!
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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Roger are you writing down all these insightful tips to improve upon your marriage ?

Let’s revisit some of the best ones.

1. Try the Anal Highway, but it ain’t Hershey...Thanks, BobbyBrownEye for that one.

2. If your wife’s broke...Leave her ! You can’t do any worse. Umm, SandBilly, maybe?

3. If you have an STD, give it to the girl you like the most...She’ll always be yours then. Alex “Arod” said that.

4. Never listen to your best friends that care about you...They are jealous of your life and want you to fail. Several members

5. You should drink more. Nobody has ever made a bad decision while fücked up. That sounds like Sock Puppet.

6. If you hate the sight of your wife....Only take her from behind and tell her prison is your new kink. Pornhub Diaries.

7. Just be kind to yourself and the lady who has shared a home with you all these years -

Or, you can skull fück her, especially if she has an STD and is trying to give it to you. Blackheart

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Originally Posted by DocRocket
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by ironbender
Originally Posted by Rooster7
I hope Roger and Kamo get schitfaced again tonight!

hahaha

Book it!!

Either feller would be a hoot imbibe with.

Together?
Buckle up!

Schittazz... you have no fugking idea, man! BTDT, a couple times!
smile

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I bet Rogers got at least 6 PM’s asking for his old lady’s cell # if he goes through with the divorce.



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I hope that Roger doesn't take most of the advice offered here. He would end up renting space on birdwatcher's floor.

What happened to the Sancha?

Roger has been been offered heartfelt counseling from miss lynn and ethan edwards and should consult the empty dumpster to confirm their wisdom.

Many here are jealous of and threatened by Large James, flavius and remsen.

STX remains the campfire stud even w/out the boat, surfcasting from the beach and paddling out baits is cool if done in good company.

The CF again serves to make me feel somewhat normal.



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Originally Posted by lvmiker
I hope that Roger doesn't take most of the advice offered here. He would end up renting space on birdwatcher's floor.

What happened to the Sancha?

Roger has been been offered heartfelt counseling from miss lynn and ethan edwards and should consult the empty dumpster to confirm their wisdom.

Many here are jealous of and threatened by Large James, flavius and remsen.

STX remains the campfire stud even w/out the boat, surfcasting from the beach and paddling out baits is cool if done in good company.

The CF again serves to make me feel somewhat normal.



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Same thing. Miss L's my sock puppet. No offense to Sock Puppet.

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After another night of drinking and getting counsel, this will be STX in the morning


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Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
Originally Posted by Fubarski
Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
All I’ve pointed out here is prior behavior is the best indicator of probable future behavior when it comes to romance.


Originally Posted by Birdwatcher
I just dunno what on earth sleeping on the floor, and no hot water or A/C has to do with romance or marital status.


Both a these "thoughts" came outta the same skull.

Apparently, without bumpin inta each other.


One of them was serious.

I guess I need to go to backwoods Guatemala or the Amozon to discover the thrill of romance all over again.





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Slaves get what they need. Free men get what they want.

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Sorry i'm late, can i get a 2 Buds and a table dance over here?


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