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My lawyer Reese "Cocaine" Bagwell got my "DUI by Allowing" reduced to a public intox.
3500 bucks total when it was all said and done and over with.
And I never got to f u c k that little honey baby from Joe B,s I let drive my truck that night on the way to a motel room.
Most expensive handfull of titty ever.....
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Campfire Ranger
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How often do you get pulled over on that bicycle?? If I ever get a ticket on a bicycle, I am going to frame it! ….and put it next to your framed booking photo for sucking Dick in a Walmart restroom? LOL 🦫 I resent that. I am not stupid enough to do that at a Walmart. Laffin 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Nope not in Texas or any other state of country.
I don't drink alcohol.
I never liked the taste of any of the alcoholic drinks. I prefer Dr Pepper of Pepsi
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Drove home intoxicated a few times in my younger days. Never got caught.
Never do it now. This.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Got one and shoulda got a half dozen
Have not done that in thirty years though
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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How often do you get pulled over on that bicycle?? If I ever get a ticket on a bicycle, I am going to frame it! ….and put it next to your framed booking photo for sucking Dick in a Walmart restroom? LOL 🦫 I resent that. I am not stupid enough to do that at a Walmart. Laffin 🦫 Is there a dollar store somewhere for you two to grab azz?
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Campfire Ranger
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How often do you get pulled over on that bicycle?? If I ever get a ticket on a bicycle, I am going to frame it! ….and put it next to your framed booking photo for sucking Dick in a Walmart restroom? LOL 🦫 I resent that. I am not stupid enough to do that at a Walmart. Laffin 🦫 Is there a dollar store somewhere for you two to grab azz? Says the idiot who sprays himself in ropey smelling piss and calls it pheromones. LoL 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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My brother got one driving and one on his motorcycle . Both in a 2 month period in Mississippi. Cost him about $10K but didn't lose his license .
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i drank when i was a teenager. later working on the sheriffs dept i saw too many dead bodies. I was participant in arresting some cops at various times
THE BIRTH PLACE OF GERONIMO
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Beav always has the advantage of claiming the best cheapest head
LMAO
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Campfire Ranger
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slumload: Yeah I "got" a bunch of "D.U.I.'s!
About 1,450 (one thousand four hundred and fifty!) of them.
Averaged arresting one a week during 29 years of service.
Never lost a D.U.I. case - in other words they were really drunk for me to put them in irons or they got the "hide the keys call a taxi" drill - this kept more patrol units on the streets for life and death type stuff.
Personally I've never had a ticket in 58 (fifty eight) years of driving so far - let alone a "D.U.I."!
My advice to all - DO NOT drink (or drug!) and drive.
It turns out to be immensely expensive, let alone the dangers involved.
Hold into the wind
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VarmintDude
Arrest a friend or bang a babe
You’d arrest a friend 10/10 times
LOL
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Campfire Sage
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I never got one, just dumb luck. Fun stuff.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Sage
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slumload: Yeah I "got" a bunch of "D.U.I.'s!
About 1,450 (one thousand four hundred and fifty!) of them.
Averaged arresting one a week during 29 years of service.
Never lost a D.U.I. case - in other words they were really drunk for me to put them in irons or they got the "hide the keys call a taxi" drill - this kept more patrol units on the streets for life and death type stuff.
Personally I've never had a ticket in 58 (fifty eight) years of driving so far - let alone a "D.U.I."!
My advice to all - DO NOT drink (or drug!) and drive.
It turns out to be immensely expensive, let alone the dangers involved.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy #hero
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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brown boobies: As you normally do you are making NO sense what so ever!
Must be sad to be both stupid AND immature?
Sheesh.... what a worthless and pathetic man, NO strike that, what a worthless and pathetic child you are.
Sad.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy
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Campfire 'Bwana
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slumload: Yeah I "got" a bunch of "D.U.I.'s!
About 1,450 (one thousand four hundred and fifty!) of them.
Averaged arresting one a week during 29 years of service.
Never lost a D.U.I. case - in other words they were really drunk for me to put them in irons or they got the "hide the keys call a taxi" drill - this kept more patrol units on the streets for life and death type stuff.
Personally I've never had a ticket in 58 (fifty eight) years of driving so far - let alone a "D.U.I."!
My advice to all - DO NOT drink (or drug!) and drive.
It turns out to be immensely expensive, let alone the dangers involved.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/rsYtbzFR/fa32fd64-1450-4da8-90b2-ccd64806637c-rendc5-5f5gc1w58t37qcr5gar-original-1.jpg)
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Campfire 'Bwana
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technically yeah when I was 17 but it did not go on my record.
God bless Texas-----------------------
Old 300
I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull
Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
Roger V Hunter
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If brown boobie don’t make sense you are mr 1950
Lmao
FUGK CCP
It’s time to WAKE UP
GOD BLESS THE USA
WWG1WGA
THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Campfire Regular
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slumload: Yeah I "got" a bunch of "D.U.I.'s!
About 1,450 (one thousand four hundred and fifty!) of them.
Averaged arresting one a week during 29 years of service.
Never lost a D.U.I. case - in other words they were really drunk for me to put them in irons or they got the "hide the keys call a taxi" drill - this kept more patrol units on the streets for life and death type stuff.
Personally I've never had a ticket in 58 (fifty eight) years of driving so far - let alone a "D.U.I."!
My advice to all - DO NOT drink (or drug!) and drive.
It turns out to be immensely expensive, let alone the dangers involved.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy That’s a bunch for mall security Probably more like 6 (six) old ladies (women) driving electric carts too fast (speeding).
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