or DHL or whatever the fugg they call it texas? DWI, etc.

??
In any state


lol

no

N O P E

no plans to either.......

4 pm gate is closed..........keys put away

far away

not gonna end up like this guy

No.

I would have lost my job.

Never much of a drinker. Don't fault anyone for having a drink...just be responsible and safe for your own actions.

No drinking and driving for this dude. Not that I haven’t done if before, but know better now. Happy Trails

That’s awesome

Get hammered at Logans Roadhouse

Go in the parking lot: pop smoke. Get picked up. Drop me off in the front yard. lol

Nope.
Was lucky a few nights in my younger days.
Haven’t been above .08 in years.

no not quite......

this fugger jumped off a 300' ledge..........

bitched about Utah 3.2 beer the whole way down

Well that’s a downer

I’n trying to have a happy thread.

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess there’s a particular reason for this question.

My nephew got one a few years back. He decided to park his truck upside down in the local convenience store parking lot. Pretty expensive night out.

got some up close pics with the UHP chopper.......on retrevial

I have been ‘off’ a few days. lol

None here. I left a few house parties and bars when I shouldn’t have back in the day but absolutely won’t drink and drive anymore and haven’t for years. I never felt like I was impaired to the point of being a hazard to others but it’s not worth the risk of a DUI.

Drove home intoxicated a few times in my younger days. Never got caught.
Never do it now.

One for me, back when I was young and stupid. Ain't had a drink in 30 years.

My neighbor got 2 in the same day. First on his snowmobile then in his truck. Very expensive.

long story.

I joined the Navy in 1989.

Before that I worked at a Mall. I was 19 (grandfathered into the 18 year old drinking law) I would leave the mall at closing, typically at 2130. Go get a 12 pack Heineken and a bag of ice. I kept a cooler in the truck.
There were about 5 Bars / Clubs I would frequent until around midnight, drinking beers in the truck between stops. And, then pretty much hammered, drive home. some mornings I had to look out the window to see if my truck was in the yard because I had no idea how I got home.

One night during this time, I topped the hill near my house right off the interstate, there was a DUI roadblock, cops lights everywhere. no where to go, maybe 300 yds to the group of Cops. A cop I knew (went to my church) came to the window with a flashlight, shined it in and looked at the cooler between my feet. 4 Heineken bobbing and swimming in a icy pool. He said, Keith, wtf are you doing? I said..."umm nothing".

He said, "go over there and pour those beers out and go home". I did. That is the first, last and only time I ever even came close.

After 28 years 5 months of Navy, I owe that guy.

No, have CDL, absolutely do not drink and drive. When we go dancing, we stay at a close hotel, Uber to club and back. If we drive to club, Wifey drinks with our dancing friends, I drive home. I do not want to go to the drunk tank in downtown Houston.

Golly shucks, Beav.

I thought you better than that.

Bravo.

Fugk yeah!

thanks for that. God takes care of His people

Those bolo tie guys out west that take their boat to lake powell on Sundays...not so much

I was arguably one of the best intoxicated drivers of all time. Til around 1996.

Winning!

Fugk yeah!

Have an uncle who racked up at least 10 during the 70’s and 80’s. They took them for 10 years, he got another 2 months later and they took them for life.
Never forget we had to pick him up one night after the cops got him. He told my mom he would never drink again as long as he lived. Said he’d seen Jesus. It was a crazy bright light blinding him.
Cop said that was the Ford Granada he’d hit head on.
When you’re 9 years old that [bleep] funny.

Never and plan to keep it that way.

My wife doesn't drink so it works out well. She also thinks it's stupid that if she is driving, why I can't indulge like when we owned our motor home. As a result if we are traveling and the mood hits, I fill up my mug and enjoy the scenery. She said an open bottle ticket is far better than a DUI, it's worked for us for over 40 years.

WS

You do indeed.

Can't say I wasn't let off the hook a time or two myself. Those were different times, though.

Up until the late 90s I didn't drive any distance at all without a cooler full of beer, destined to be empty once I got to where I was aimed.

Since then, It has been rare for me to drive after even just an honest couple. Not only could consequences be severe financially, but could be devastating in a more personal sense for myself and far worse for someone else. No can do anymore.

You married good!

I don't plan on ever getting caught

How often do you get pulled over on that bicycle??

Just keep an eye patch in the glove compartment. Keeps you from seeing double.

Driving boozed is a perishable skill.

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If I ever get a ticket on a bicycle, I am going to frame it!

Never got caught when I didn't have a buzzer in my wallet. Mostly dumb luck.


mike r

I could always get a few every week, one night, I got three.
Some people don't know when to stop drinking before getting behind the wheel of a vehicle.

….and put it next to your framed booking photo for sucking Dick in a Walmart restroom?

LOL

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I never got one, just dumb luck.

I resent that. I am not stupid enough to do that at a Walmart.

My lawyer Reese "Cocaine" Bagwell got my "DUI by Allowing" reduced to a public intox.
3500 bucks total when it was all said and done and over with.

And I never got to f u c k that little honey baby from Joe B,s I let drive my truck that night on the way to a motel room.

Most expensive handfull of titty ever.....

Laffin

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Nope not in Texas or any other state of country.
I don't drink alcohol.

I never liked the taste of any of the alcoholic drinks. I prefer Dr Pepper of Pepsi

This.

Got one and shoulda got a half dozen


Have not done that in thirty years though

Is there a dollar store somewhere for you two to grab azz?

Says the idiot who sprays himself in ropey smelling piss and calls it pheromones.

LoL

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My brother got one driving and one on his motorcycle . Both in a 2 month period in Mississippi. Cost him about $10K but didn't lose his license .

i drank when i was a teenager. later working on the sheriffs dept i saw too many dead bodies. I was participant in arresting some cops at various times

No

Beav always has the advantage of claiming the best cheapest head

LMAO

slumload: Yeah I "got" a bunch of "D.U.I.'s!
About 1,450 (one thousand four hundred and fifty!) of them.
Averaged arresting one a week during 29 years of service.
Never lost a D.U.I. case - in other words they were really drunk for me to put them in irons or they got the "hide the keys call a taxi" drill - this kept more patrol units on the streets for life and death type stuff.
Personally I've never had a ticket in 58 (fifty eight) years of driving so far - let alone a "D.U.I."!
My advice to all - DO NOT drink (or drug!) and drive.
It turns out to be immensely expensive, let alone the dangers involved.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

VarmintDude
Arrest a friend or bang a babe


You’d arrest a friend 10/10 times

LOL

Fun stuff.

#hero

brown boobies: As you normally do you are making NO sense what so ever!
Must be sad to be both stupid AND immature?
Sheesh.... what a worthless and pathetic man, NO strike that, what a worthless and pathetic child you are.
Sad.
Hold into the wind
VarmintGuy

technically yeah when I was 17 but it did not go on my record.

If brown boobie don’t make sense you are mr 1950

Lmao

That’s a bunch for mall security

Probably more like 6 (six) old ladies (women)
driving electric carts too fast (speeding).

That’s why flave got ran out of Havre.

Well, I see the 'attention ho' has already showed up on this thread with it's usual drivel.

Way too vague... which one?

#immortals

Your mom seemed exhausted when I left.

LOL

got one back in 88. Shoulda got a couple more and count my lucky stars that I didn't even though I did roadside tests 3 other occasions.

Old enough to know better now.

Got one in 2016. Wife and I were out of town at a bbq contest. After the comp we were going back to our hotel and were t-boned by a car that ran a red light and it totaled my 3 year old truck with less than 40,000 miles on it. I was not ticketed for the wreck, but I blew a .10 and got it for that. Hired a local attorney and he tried getting it reduced to reckless endangerment, but the Buffalo county attorney was not going to let the city boy slide. Fine....I broke the law and took my lumps. PS....the woman that hit me was texting AND uninsured. That DUI was the gift that kept giving.

Back in the day there was a roundabout at the front gate entrance to Fort Stewart. I had never seen or been on a roundabout.

I guess that MP had.


😕

I’ve gotten one.



In a golf cart...on a golf course.

Beav’s Mom did “everything” for her son .lol

Lol

I got one back in 2002. The wife died and I got lost in the bottle every night for many many years after that... Took me about 15 years to start living again.

LMAO

He turned into quite a house painter, Momma . Lol

Well that sucks.


Well, then again, maybe you didn't even have that pleasure.

Maybe don’t hire an attorney named “Cocaine”lol

Nope, in my younger years perhaps several times could have, gotten a bit older and perhaps wiser. Don't even think about driving after drinking now. Wife does not for the most part drink. If we need to go somewhere she can drive. I know turned in the "Man Card".... Still carry my TS Clearance as well.

Used to be "Get the car home and if we see it on the road before 0600 you WILL go downtown".

But that hasn't happened since the Johns Manville plant closed and I became to broke to drink.

Valsdad is Dan Halen’s sockpuppet?!

Never much of a drinker.
Like alcohol, don't like to feel buzzed.
It's giving up control, don't like that.

Got my CDL 3 months after turning 21.

Never been an issue.

He probably got outta prison long ago and is managing a Cinnabon somewhere....
LOL!!!

Not a big drinker and I would never consider driving drunk.

People need to care about others and never drink and drive.

I have arrested drunk drivers and I was glad to get them off the streets before they killed someone or themselves.

My wife was hit head on by a drunk driver. The driver and his two passengers died at the scene. God spared my wife. She was going home from work.

*too

Myself and Big Sky the art teacher will let it slide.

Once

1 DUI and a couple cases of clap many decades ago.

I was young and dumb and full of cum.

Bunch of choirboys here it seems.

I’ve been blessed.
Try not to push it too much these days. Still take a road soda on local drives or when dirt roading.

Some towns have nothing better to do, or way to generate revenue, than fugking with everyone that drives down a street.
Used to get stopped at checkpoints in GA pretty frequently.

No, but i GD sure deserved some.

Nope, but I have hauled a few in the back seat.

Nope, but I HAVE been the designated decoy, once or twice......

That would be me.

I try to have a little common sense these days.

Yessir!

You’re mom and I talked. We need your bedroom to make a sex dungeon.

Sorry, but you have to move tomorrow.

#Tears4Fears

Laffin,

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#BeavStrawsCum

This^ As a kid I would sometimes drive after taking a hit of LSD. Never got popped for any type of DUI

I don’t understand *a* DUI.

Hah!
That’s true. Like tattoos, rare to see someone with one, that just has one.

Been wondering where you were.

NO....never in my life and as a matter of fact haven't had a drop of alcohol in 17 years.

Gotcha beat.

I was 15.

I remember talking to some “bar people”.

They would pronounce DUI like a word - dewey. Not pronouncing the letters. They seemed to be close associates with the concept. Multiples.

This is funny. I admit to not having actually lol'ed, but on an intellectual level, it is humorous and I recognize.

There is no way I could count the number of times I could have gotten a DUI when I was younger. I grew up in Montana----that's what we did!
We always did most of our drinking while driving.
Not very smart, but we all survived and grew up to be smarter!

We don't even call em that anymore.


We call em "driving awards".

MT seems hardcore.

tough to get drunk when you drink chablis in solo sups cal dumb

lmao

#calnummomcockhemorrhoids

word does get around

Not really.


There just isn't anything to do.

He's been "off" for a lot longer than a few days I'd say.

Comes back and starts correcting spellin' even.

Prolly been busy getttin' Nana's beans in and stakin' tomaters for the wife.

Still recovering from Venus dimples, or lack there of.

For an Indian, you're a late bloomer!

In '84 or so a casual HS drinking/party buddy of mine and 2 other weekend warriors commandeered 3 golf carts at a private course. As the story goes, hours of drunken fun barreling around the course under a full moon came to a close when local cops and security arrived on scene. The lads made a break for it and were seconds away from a clean getaway when one of the boys got sloppy and ended up flipping the cart. He was ejected and the cart landed right on top of him. He died en route to the hospital. Dear price paid for a night of silliness. I lost most of my right lung when I ate it while shytfaced doing 80+ on a Kawi @ 16. I'd be lying if I said that in intervening 45 years I never made any bad decisions as far as driving when I shouldn't have, sadly, but they've been rare and I've never been convicted of a DUI.

Words to live by.

DUI laws are a fugking scam.

Period.

Don't suppose you'd care to expound on that, but on a few different levels I agree. Here in enemy liberal territory the DUI statutes have teeth. DUI convictions, even 1st time offenses are good for a *felony* conviction, w/mandatory jail time on 2nd convictions and harsher penalties for any further guilty findings. Allegedly. But then some get that laws are applied very differently for some. There's a 40 something year old white broad down the street who, according to a local rag, was arrested and charged over the winter with her 10th DUI, and she's still at home giving out milkbone treats to the girls in front of her pad. On a 4th or 5th DUI conviction state code calls for like 5 year mandatory incarceration, permanent/lifetime DL revocation and lots more. This broad still busts out the doggy yum yums on a daily basis for the pups. Which is cool and all, but I can't help but wonder if the fact that her daddy is a Lt. with the local band of blue monkeys has anything to do with her remarkable treatment.... Nah. Just a fluke I guess...

The wife's nephew got a DUI and had his license suspended, the dumb s hit drove while under suspension and got caught. By the time he got his license back he had amassed $6K in attorney fees and costs of court.

I like him already.

Take your example.

Multiply it by 500.

There's your answer. LOL

Minnesota has some insane laws regarding DUI’s. I had a Biden voter explain them to me one day and I told him how fugked up they were.

He said he supports them because drinking and driving is so dangerous.

I reminded him of all his drunk driving stories and he said “Yeah but most people can’t drink and drive safely.”

LOL. He is a lifetime CDL holder by the way.

A bunch as a teen in the 70’s, times were different then.

Later on in my motorcycle period I rarely drank more’n three beers, didn’t enjoy riding drunk. But one night I was three sheets into the wind. A Cop pulled over the buddy I was out bar hopping with, coulda easily been been me, I actually blacked out part of the ride home. Couldn’t believe I made it the next morning, the ol’ Guardian Angel was working overtime that night.

The last time I got pulled over by a Cop I was leaving a bar late, he was trolling for drunks. I passed the field sobriety test, that was thirty years ago, I can’t recall drinking and driving since then.

Now there’s a story of note, sorry for your loss, she must have been wonderful.

It’s amazing how safe drinking used to be.

Maybe a similar story here, lost my first wife in 1997, sobered up just in time to make the worst mistake of my life by marrying the evil #2.

To the OP, where I grew up drinking a driving won't a big deal. I should have had several. Later I got a job that required a clean DL and spotless background checks. No more risking the loss of income, there was always somebody willing to pilot the ship anyway.

It’s seemed like the laws were a lawyer’s game, fattening their pockets. If you’re poor, your Phuqked, got money, no problem.

No. Couldn't afford the consequences.

If you’re truly poor you won’t GAF because it’s not going to change a fugking thing in your day to day life.

If you’re truly wealthy, you won’t GAF because your lawyer is gonna eat cop ass and get you out of it.

If you’re middle class (America’s backbone) you’re gonna shave about three years off your life, potentially lose your primary source of income, and spend $10K just so the government you pay taxes toward will allow you to go to work.

By and large people support DUI enforcement. Because by and large, people are fugking stupid.

The DUI laws here have destroyed small business.

Dont know if it was worth it or not.

MADD

have a pack of bored housewives forming a non-profit organization against anything and it’s gonna make things worse.

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Maybe, but those who had to clean up the messes usually say different.

We probably need more laws.

Listening to women is rarely a good idea.

I suspect MADD wants the level of alcohol allowed is zero. If that is true, then EVERY person who partakes in Holy Communion on Sunday is a criminal.

Why don’t they mandate breathalyzers in every new vehicle?

...if it saves just one life.

You also should have to show your Vaccine Passport before buying a new car.

And driving in a snowstorm should be illegal.

Driving in a snowstorm is safer than driving slow in the left lane with your left turn signal flashing.

Enhanced penalties I could support.

But [bleep] like AZ being a felony for even first offense is insane.

Ticket the self righteous fugkers tailgating or backing up traffic with their godsdamned fugking homes on wheels they don’t know how to [bleep] navigate with.

Very good attorney told my brother never take a breathalyzer. He said he can get you off if you don’t but you’re likely screwed if you do.

They do for BobbyBrown...It’s called the drivers cock.

LMAO

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I'd imagine most attorneys would advise the same, but it's extremely dependent on the Court/Judge as well as the officers involved.
I had a Judge for a long time that, once you established yourself in his Court, saw refusals basically as a 'dodge'. In his Court, attorneys pled a lot of refusals they probably wouldn't have elsewhere.

He’s very right.

I left the drive in theatre when I was 18 with the GF. Speeding like a dumbass got pulled over. They said they give 3 breathalyzers because they’re not that accurate (per the popo)

.078
.079
.082

That wasn’t good enough, the court dropped it Eventually but the state still took my license.

Yeah.

You kinda lose your right to a fair anything once you’re accused of drinking three beers and operating something as complex as a car.

I don't drink enough alcohol to show up in a test. But I can get crazy on a glass of water. Be Well, RZ.

Never. For the last 20 years on the job we had to had to have a class B CDL and the blood alcohol drops to .04. Some guys beat it in court by claiming it was a job requirement and they weren't assigned as engineer/apparatus operators. That was changed and it got ugly for some guys that just couldn't get it right. I know a guy that got a DUI just moving his car from a condo parking lot to the street. The cop observed him and his friends exiting a limo after a bachelor party. My wife did all the driving back then. She figured even of she got caught I (The Meal Ticket) could keep working. The first DUI was a 30 day suspension. 2nd was 6 months, 3rd was a termination.

What did they do if their client blew a 1.04?

Based on those numbers, I wouldn't have prosecuted it.
Reported value should have been the 0.078. That's 'call for a ride and have a safe night'

I asked him that, he was pretty much a prick and I was totally cool the whole time. He did let my sloshed GF drive home tho.

There was a local guy around here that the state said had 27 (TWENTY SEVEN) DWI's that they knew of. He got busted here leaving the local bar after telling the bartender "They'll never take me alive" and then drove off on a motorcycle. Guess he was wrong on that call He got one a couple towns over after driving off with the gas pump hose still in his tank. The last one I heard of he left the local VFW and got stopped on a major hiway going 10 mph, which I suppose was good? He just passed away not long ago.

Generally that would lead to a plea as well. Either I would drop the administrative portion and they'd take the DWI (assuming we're discussing a first offense) or I'd reduce to a Reckless and they ate the administrative. Obviously, prior records etc played into the negotiation
The first portion of my career, a first offense was violation level. That made things a lot easier for all parties.

Nope, because I quit alcohol about 1980.... no alcoholic problems, in fact had a high tolerance for it...

the fines and all the BS over a DWI just wasn't worth it...but I've never had one...

I just drank soft drinks at something social....

I worked in a factory. Amazing how many raging alcoholics avoided DUI.

Some got popped after 20 yrs of drinking and driving.

The ones that partied and rode motorcycles, some of them got splattered.

Honestly, cell phone dumbassery seems more deadly.

A drunk killed my friends wife when he head on’d them in a curve. The drunk received his 7th DUI. He is in prison now for a long time.

Guy I used to work with lost his license repeatedly, did jail time. He once got caught driving his riding mower to the bar.

Scumbag once begged his co-workers for money "for his daughter's birthday present". One guy gave him $10, and he went straight to the bar with it.

He ded now.

Same here (place sarcasm emoji here)

^^^^ It's him! LOL!!! ^^^^

For 35 years there was hardly a day that went by that I wasn’t eligible for a DUI but I never got one. Way back before the cars had breathalyzers I passed a field sobriety test with a fifth of Jim Beam in me. Health has forced me to quit drinking altogether now

got a PI once when I had my brother's back when he got in a fight over a pool game with a flyboy from the base, blew a .3 something.

Had a cuz get killed driving drunk.
Somebody else fugged up and smoked him.
Was still impaired, but doubt it factored.

Another cousin got killed by a drunk driver

Have been hit twice by drunk drivers, one the cop knew and didnt do anything about it

Have been hit by non drunks. And almost killed by dumb kids and soccermoms.
Cellphones and speeding.

I do avoid travel on party nights and the drunk corridors.
Try to take 4 lane highways as much as possible.

2 ways are splatterville

I worked as a LEO for a bit over 30 years. The highest Breathalyzer reading I ever saw was 380 mgs % -- almost 5 times the legal limit. He got jail time for that. It wasn't his first rodeo.

Personally, my last drink of beverage alcohol was May 1, 1982. Don't miss it a bit.

If you rearrange the letters, you have a pick-up line for a singles' bar.

This guy knew how to party.

It’s ODoul’s for me if I’m driving

I see nothing wrong with O'douls all the time. (Please see first signature line.)

Not me, but the kid got one and you should see all the advanced gyrations for paper work that he has to go through just to cross the border to go fishing in Canada. I've been hit by two drunk drivers out on the road and I have no use for people who drink and drive. The wife had a five million dollar balloon insurance policy because her first husband drank and drove and it finally took out his liver and killed him, but luckily no one from a driving drunk car crash.

‘Splained please

Here if you refuse the breathalyzer you lose your licence and what they don't tell you is then they are taking you to the hospital to do a blood draw. You are screwed either way. The neighbor had that happen and she wanted me to pick up her kid from school because the police were watching for her to drive without a licence. I've read that a first offence DWI will run you $10,000. by the time its over with increased insurance premiums and fines.

If you blow and are drunk then you're sunk, if you don't blow you haven't proven their case for them

The police are NOT your friends. COMPREHENDO ?

NEVER talk to them w/o an attorney present. COMPREHENDO ?

They don't get promoted for helping innocent people. COMPREHENDO ?

Do not provide them evidence to hand your azz. COMPREHENDO ?

SPLAINED' ???

How are they going to draw blood if you don't co-operate

Restraints. The fine print somewhere says that they have the right to do that if they suspect a person is intoxicated. A blood test is more accurate than a breathalyzer. The neighbor woman had that happen and thought she would be smart and refuse the blow in the tube test.

They can get a warrant to require a blood draw but a good attorney will drag that out until you'll pass and/or question the accuracy of the test for dozens of reasons.

Most DAs facing that will plead it down to some non-event.

Simple solution ? DON'T FING DRINK AND DRIVE.

Here they can’t do that unless you cause an accident/injury.

you talk to them when you're afraid....

If you spit a bit wad of Copenhagen down the tube on the breathalyzer they’ll try to tell you you have to buy a new one. Don’t believe them.

I used to be a charter member of DAMM.

Drunks Against Mad Mothers

Not no mo' though. Let my membership lapse a long time ago.

Ditto.
Despite some nonsense being posted, an attorney isn't 'dragging out' a warrant for bloods. When needed, I'll generally have one signed and in hand in less than 40 minutes (less now, thanks to The Covids and our Judges finally doing more via email).

Lmfao

And at that point you should be able to get a warrant and draw blood.

Funny how drunks think it’s ok to drive drunk.
LOL

Who was drunk? Lol

Feeling left out? Maybe someone will start a “Who has had a prolapsed colon?” Thread and you can jump in with both feet and play all expert. Lmfao

Try and keep up boy. Try and keep up.

How much time you got?

No. Deserved a couple over the years. Sooner or later, however, my kid is going to get nailed. He needs a serious wake up call.

She was exceptional!

I never have but I know a few folks who have.

Nope. By the grace of God. Only pulled over once. Blew a .069 when .07 was impaired. Lady cop wasn't happy. Actually had to use the eye patch a few times in the 80's - it works to some degree. MADD and the Jesus Freaks used to sit at a coffee shop across the street from the bars. They offered free rides home if you submit to their little mobile crusade on the way home. IDGAF. I was usually pretty schitfaced so I'm sure I got my Jesus on for them. Ride home? Amen Brother. At least I didn't drive.

I don't drink and drive anymore. Not worth it. Might have a toddy with dinner at the restaurant, but that's about it. Now if there's a DD, well...

Buddy was heading to the dock to go fishing at 8am on a Sunday morning. Made a left turn into...a cop. Other buddy who he was going to meet watched the whole thing. Totaled both vehicles. Cop injured his wrist. Blew a .18 at 8am. Never heard a word about it. Kinda went away quietly in court. Weird.

So did I miss it somewhere? What did you blow?

I didn’t get a doowee

Bin gives me and Bob Brown a list of thread topics.

There's a simple rule of how to be a good criminal: don't break two laws at the same time. If you drive drunk, don't speed, etc.

I keeps a peeled raw onion handy in the rig... If I gets stopped the plan is to take a big bit of onion start chewing. "Hello Officer"

Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

Who blew a .18?....your buddy or the cop?

If it was the cop I can understand it being swept under the rug.

It's "comprende" you stupid MF-er.

This coming from the guy that spent his whole life in an indian village.

LOL

You'd need Columbo, Matlock, Perry Mason, and the NSA to locate a sober driver in your AOR.

Normally these threads bring out the self righteous pimping dead loved ones in an internet argument.

Pretty quiet this time

A breathalyzer can provide proof that you've been drinking.

What? You've gotta be sh*tting me??

this, coming from an expert.

LOL

Calldum’s village has not seen that sort of advanced technology yet.

you are a clueless chit.

It's also really dumb bad luck for most people that get one. Millions drive "intoxicated" any given day, and very, very few get dui's etc.

Drunks are so dangerous and easy to spot that some states need checkpoints to find them.

this, my oldest son got one pulling out of his apt parking lot to go pick up a friend who was too drunk to drive, forgot to use his turn signal. he had only had 4 or 5 beers and wasn't drunk, but it put him over the legal limit.

When I shot IPSC I would drink a few beers before the match, I shot better because I wasn't as nervous.

Like playin' pool!

2 was always my limit for shooting pool. Any more and I’d get too relaxed and stop caring about winning and more about drinking beer.

Atkins writes about shooting and alcohol at great length in his book "Unrepentant Sinner." He got pretty scientific with it.

Camp Perry and similar matches had "drinking tents" for a long, long time.

Two separate DWIs when I was twenty-something. It was just probation
and a small fine in the 70s.

Leighton and I ran the only pool table in Dewey's one night, my brother John or Nathan, and I have done the same and pissed people off. The later three carried me, I'm not bad, but not as good as them.

one beer before shooting steadies me a lot.

Carlos Hathcock also.

Coming from the star of the last episode of cops.

LOL

Calldum one of the few people that can watch a clip of Biden and think 'He seem really sharp.'

LOL

Flave is the only drunk under 80 that thinks golf is a real sport.


LOL

Jon Tester's the only woman calldum's ever been with.

LOL

Caldumb voted for Biden and Tester thinking they’ll legalize pedophilia


#legalizesexmtboys

Or a pint sometimes

Right on time “ I’m scared of snow packed roads” Reba aka flaves wife shows up.

LOL

Go step on the scale and tell me how fat you are today.

LOL

Not fat enough to take up golf, live at Del Bocca Vista, live off my old ladies salary and think hunting lizards with a BB gun is tough.

LOL

You don’t need to tell the world that your fat ass can’t afford to live anywhere else.

Never mind green fees.

LOL

anytime you'd like to shoot pistols let me know.

LOL

You old lady pays your green fees.

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Laying it to ‘em has that effect.

Shocked to hear you can’t relate.

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You couldn't even come close to holding your own with me, lmao, and I don't even practice.

We used hired target pullers for the state HPR championships, 1st and 2nd relay had about 3 hrs in the middle of the day open so we would drive off base for lunch.

This was Stones bay Camp Lejeune so we go to a restaurant on the beach, mid 90's time frame.

The guy that drank the most at lunch was state champion later that day.

Didn't drink a lot maybe 3 beers.

He probably would have won anyway, he was a great shooter.

I will never be old and feeble enough to take up golf.

I will leave it to soft drinks like you.

LOL

Yeah but he could never drive a car.

Of course you won’t.

You live in an Indian village.

You can’t afford it.

You’re not coordinated.

And you’re gay.

LOL

Old and feeble? Lmao, maybe just old and a pussy.

True, according to some folks!

Being a proud gay guy and married to a man you have no idea
what pussy is. My guess is the only one you have seen is Jag’s.

Ya John Daly is so fit.

LOL

Go play shuffleboard

LOL

American: “I bet Tester’s dick is covered in cow schit.”

Calldum: “Not anymore.”

LOL

I didn’t know you were married. My bad

The recent meat shortage doesn't mean you won't be getting cock cal dumb

Caldumb- I think my roommate's gay

Deflave- Way is that Caldumb?

Caldumb- Because his ding dong tastes like poop

I mean Jag does have that bomb azz puzzy

your Spanish is an impressive as your intellect and gun knowledge. lmao

I understand.

Was wondering if we'd get any new ones this weekend. What with a holiday on Monday, there's an extra day in there for some folks to party hearty,

There are extra cops out there on holiday weekends. There will be full drunk tanks!

I had a coworker who had two DWI and would still drink and drive. When he told me he was still doing this, I asked him to please stop, but he is grown and will do as he pleases.

Ice is sold out at 2 Dollar General mkts I just stopped at.



Must be covid

Yep, tryin' to keep the feebers down.

A n', gotta have some fo the sweet tea