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Are the beliefs as crazy as you hear, or are people exaggerating the ridiculousness? Magic underwear, god lives on a planet hidden by the moon, blacks can pray themselves white. You hear a lot of scheit, so trying to seperate the fiction from the fact.



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Not a LDS, but most I've met and/or know are decent folks.

But Holy Schitt, up in this country, the number conspiracies about them are catching up to the Jews.


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The secret underwear is real.


Most Mormons I know are pretty decent folks. Some good partiers too.


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Don’t know any Mormons.

Don’t think they’ve made it to MS.

We got the holy rollers. Jehovah witness.


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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Don’t know any Mormons.

Don’t think they’ve made it to MS.

We got the holy rollers. Jehovah witness.


How come black folks are drawn to the JW's?


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One on one, mormons are okay. Try to move into their world though, and it's a giant F*** YOU. That's why I'll never migrate back to southeast Idaho. Utah's not even on the radar.


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America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.


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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Don’t know any Mormons.

Don’t think they’ve made it to MS.

We got the holy rollers. Jehovah witness.

Don’t even get me started on the “Saturday is the sabbath” Adventists.



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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Don’t know any Mormons.

Don’t think they’ve made it to MS.

We got the holy rollers. Jehovah witness.


How come black folks are drawn to the JW's?


Acceptance? Not all of them excel at basketball you heartless prick…



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I’ve heard that some maybe all Mormons believe that a book containing missing books of the Bible was written by a giant salamander or lizard. I have no idea if that’s true or just something that the person relaying it to me thought that Mormons believed.

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I’ve heard that some maybe all Mormons believe that a book containing missing books of the Bible was written by a giant salamander or lizard. I have no idea if that’s true or just something that the person relaying it to me thought that Mormons believed.

And they make fun of the dune coons for believing there’s a gaggle of virgins waiting in Valhalla if they blow up a bunch of capitalists…..



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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Don’t know any Mormons.

Don’t think they’ve made it to MS.

We got the holy rollers. Jehovah witness.


How come black folks are drawn to the JW's?


Maybe it’s Prestidge.


Quick story.

I went to school with girl that was JW. She was very smart. Accelerated classes. Looked good too.

JW say women are homekeeprs. Housewives. Don’t know if she ever went to college. A shame.


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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Don’t know any Mormons.

Don’t think they’ve made it to MS.

We got the holy rollers. Jehovah witness.


How come black folks are drawn to the JW's?


Acceptance? Not all of them excel at basketball you heartless prick…


Hahaha!

Yeah....but why?


No Christmas celebrations? No birthday parties?


At least they can drink.


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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Don’t know any Mormons.

Don’t think they’ve made it to MS.

We got the holy rollers. Jehovah witness.


How come black folks are drawn to the JW's?


Maybe it’s Prestidge.


Quick story.

I went to school with girl that was JW. She was very smart. Accelerated classes. Looked good too.

JW say women are homekeeprs. Housewives. Don’t know if she ever went to college. A shame.



That is not the ending I was expecting. Start over and begin with “dear hustler”



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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Don’t know any Mormons.

Don’t think they’ve made it to MS.

We got the holy rollers. Jehovah witness.


How come black folks are drawn to the JW's?


Acceptance? Not all of them excel at basketball you heartless prick…


Hahaha!

Yeah....but why?


No Christmas celebrations? No birthday parties?




At least they can drink.




If it comes down to birthday presents or alcohol, I’m solidly in the alcohol camp.



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Who

More than one wife?



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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Don’t know any Mormons.

Don’t think they’ve made it to MS.

We got the holy rollers. Jehovah witness.


How come black folks are drawn to the JW's?


Maybe it’s Prestidge.


Quick story.

I went to school with girl that was JW. She was very smart. Accelerated classes. Looked good too.

JW say women are homekeeprs. Housewives. Don’t know if she ever went to college. A shame.



That is not the ending I was expecting. Start over and begin with “dear hustler”


Yeah. I know.

She’s not on FB or IG.

🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️


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Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Don’t know any Mormons.

Don’t think they’ve made it to MS.

We got the holy rollers. Jehovah witness.

Don’t even get me started on the “Saturday is the sabbath” Adventists.






Weeeel...........Technically, it's from sundown on Friday until sundown on Saturday. Seventh Day Adventists are a more modern western invention that skipped over the details. Thus, that why it's set to the western calendar and clock.


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All I've met are great Americans.

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Heaven is on earth. Live like there’s no tomorrow because when you die, it’s over. Lights out. Just like that dead squirrel in the road ran over by a dump truck. Nothing else.



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