This is a Mormon thread. Question should be “Do you have three wives and fourteen kids?”
I’ve met a lot of Mormons and none of them had three wives or 14 kids.
I've met a few Mexicans with one wife and fourteen kids in the house.............and two or three mistresses, and possibly a few other kids the wife did not know about.
And about four I have known with a wife and kids in Mexico, and another full set of Wife and kids in America. Always telling the family back in Mexico he ALMOST has earned enough money to bring them all to America.
But I think that is a bit different than the polygamy practiced by pioneering Mormans in the Salt Lake basin.
What kind of generalized statements might we make about Catholics based upon the information stated above?
I work with quite a few like that. They aren’t afraid to run multiple families.
I can’t go back and read 25 pages. Have we knocked them off the pedestal yet or are they still the best of us?
Depends if you’re “cumminscowboy” Mormon or “burleyboy” Mormon. Burleyboy mormon seems good though.
You forgot 79S Mormon
I can’t believe you don’t like caffeine!
I’m what burleyboy would call a Jack Mormon
Nothing wrong with the Jack Mormons that I have known. They were the best bootleggers getting rutgut whiskey out to the bush. For some reason, nobody would check their luggage.
At work it is an oft repeated joke: You can take two Mormons fishing. But never take just one, he will drink all your beer.
The workplace is about 20% Mormon, and rapidly passing 50% Mexican Catholic.
Lots of catholic Mexicans here, but I bet at least 50% are Pentecostal.
Been with and married to one for ten years. What would you like to know?
What is the requisite amount of food stores? Which 15 passenger van gets the best fuel mileage? Romney, yes or no? How the hell do you sober up without black coffee?
1- How hungry do you think you might be? 2- Couldn't tell you. We drive Toyotas. 4Runner and Tacoma 3- No 4- I prefer Jack in my black coffee.
Been with and married to one for ten years. What would you like to know?
What is the requisite amount of food stores? Which 15 passenger van gets the best fuel mileage? Romney, yes or no? How the hell do you sober up without black coffee?
1- How hungry do you think you might be? 2- Couldn't tell you. We drive Toyotas. 4Runner and Tacoma 3- No 4- I prefer Jack in my black coffee.
Been with and married to one for ten years. What would you like to know?
What is the requisite amount of food stores? Which 15 passenger van gets the best fuel mileage? Romney, yes or no? How the hell do you sober up without black coffee?
I can answer that, and I am not even Mormon. I just can not STAND the taste of coffee.
There is no need to sober up when one does not drink.
The bad side of not drinking is: When you wake up in the morning, you know that is as good as you are going to feel all day.
People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.
Been with and married to one for ten years. What would you like to know?
What is the requisite amount of food stores? Which 15 passenger van gets the best fuel mileage? Romney, yes or no? How the hell do you sober up without black coffee?
1- How hungry do you think you might be? 2- Couldn't tell you. We drive Toyotas. 4Runner and Tacoma 3- No 4- I prefer Jack in my black coffee.
Judging by your answers, I’m possibly a Mormon.
Fugg, I figured one of you pervs would have started with the Magic Underwear. Out here we call it the Rocky Mountain Surf Suit.
why would anyone want to go chill with a screaming, moaning choke on her vomit loser like Joplin?
I would have hung out with morrison and hendricks for sure. But Homie didnt do needles....
#born15yearstolate
LOL!!!
Instead I had Foghat!!!
Nope I figure that many people like the leaf. Sitting around the heavenly fire with Waylon, John Denver and Bob Marley wouldn't suck. I do know that Stalin, Mao, and Hitler are all sitting in hell with pineapples getting stuffed up uncomfortable places. I sure hope they have Radler seltzer up there because I sure don't want white claw.
Been with and married to one for ten years. What would you like to know?
What is the requisite amount of food stores? Which 15 passenger van gets the best fuel mileage? Romney, yes or no? How the hell do you sober up without black coffee?
1- How hungry do you think you might be? 2- Couldn't tell you. We drive Toyotas. 4Runner and Tacoma 3- No 4- I prefer Jack in my black coffee.
Judging by your answers, I’m possibly a Mormon.
Fugg, I figured one of you pervs would have started with the Magic Underwear. Out here we call it the Rocky Mountain Surf Suit.
That was like page 2… geez, try to keep up. Slumlord even posted some chick modeling her temple garments.
Good question though, do the magic undies/temple garments stop a knife attack? Bullets? A ninja kick to the testicles? Prevent COVID-19?
why would anyone want to go chill with a screaming, moaning choke on her vomit loser like Joplin?
I would have hung out with morrison and hendricks for sure. But Homie didnt do needles....
#born15yearstolate
LOL!!!
Instead I had Foghat!!!
Nope I figure that many people like the leaf. Sitting around the heavenly fire with Waylon, John Denver and Bob Marley wouldn't suck. I do know that Stalin, Mao, and Hitler are all sitting in hell with pineapples getting stuffed up uncomfortable places. I sure hope they have Radler seltzer up there because I sure don't want white claw.
I don't know Slumlord, That Janis Joplin chick had a set of pipes on her. If she could belt it out like that she probably could really perform suckage. That is pretty important these days. Look at that Hyena who got the VP job from performing from her knees.
I don't know Slumlord, That Janis Joplin chick had a set of pipes on her. If she could belt it out like that she probably could really perform suckage. That is pretty important these days. Look at that Hyena who got the VP job from performing from her knees.
Kamala sounds like the name of a VP in some third world sub Saharan scheit hole.
I don't know. She went downtown on Willie Brown and she made Biden's Corn Pop. Probably the only one who would let him smell her hair. Every one of the rest of us would have picked Tulsi in a heart beat.
You know I have been drinking whiskey between putting in potatoes. Those rows are probably going to have to be fixed tomorrow but the RedBreast 12 is fantastic during the breaks.
On a side note, I think Joseph and Aram Von Benectdik are LDS and they are pretty good writers. I think Aram is a bit of a better hunter but Joseph is a better writer.
Been with and married to one for ten years. What would you like to know?
What is the requisite amount of food stores? Which 15 passenger van gets the best fuel mileage? Romney, yes or no? How the hell do you sober up without black coffee?
1- How hungry do you think you might be? 2- Couldn't tell you. We drive Toyotas. 4Runner and Tacoma 3- No 4- I prefer Jack in my black coffee.
Judging by your answers, I’m possibly a Mormon.
Fugg, I figured one of you pervs would have started with the Magic Underwear. Out here we call it the Rocky Mountain Surf Suit.
That was like page 2… geez, try to keep up. Slumlord even posted some chick modeling her temple garments.
Good question though, do the magic undies/temple garments stop a knife attack? Bullets? A ninja kick to the testicles? Prevent COVID-19?
We need SamO to give us a video breakdown on the wondrous onesie for protection against evil and cold.
🦫
JC in his Red catsuit!!!!
LOL!!!
Originally Posted by jackmountain
Originally Posted by kaboku68
I don't know Slumlord, That Janis Joplin chick had a set of pipes on her. If she could belt it out like that she probably could really perform suckage. That is pretty important these days. Look at that Hyena who got the VP job from performing from her knees.
Kamala sounds like the name of a VP in some third world sub Saharan scheit hole.
