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I know the usefulness of vans. I can't imagine anyone actually wanting to be in one.
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#1 and #2 questionable as to their utility for, as your daughter puts it, a murder van. Too much crap in the back to get business done. The rest would be serviceable. Especially Kalispell van! I watch a lot of the ID channel "dead people programs" (as my wife calls them). Another season or two and I'm thinking I'm going to open a Detective Agency. Catch them bad folks afore the coppers do, cash in on the ree wards..
It's "informative murder porn" for those in the know
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My Dads windowless Ford van makes me feel like a total weirdo but it’s actually pretty bitchin and the all wheel drive system is decent
So long as you don’t find a clown wig stashed inside it look’s like you’re good to go!
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The holy grail for creepy cargo vans was the E-350 with the 7.3 and 4wd. You can bash and stash some bodies in that thing then hook up to your boat or backhoe, whichever the situation calls for.
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The holy grail for creepy cargo vans was the E-350 with the 7.3 and 4wd. You can bash and stash some bodies in that thing then hook up to your boat or backhoe, whichever the situation calls for.
Friend had one of those for his Company Truck. That thing would haul ass!
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The holy grail for creepy cargo vans was the E-350 with the 7.3 and 4wd. You can bash and stash some bodies in that thing then hook up to your boat or backhoe, whichever the situation calls for.
Friend had one of those for his Company Truck. That thing would haul ass!
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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My Dads windowless Ford van makes me feel like a total weirdo but it’s actually pretty bitchin and the all wheel drive system is decent
So long as you don’t find a clown wig stashed inside it look’s like you’re good to go!
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Good grief, that first one really does have "Mr fix it all" a few feet behind the hinge screwed to the outside of the driver's door.
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Did A-team every have a 4wd van? Kinda like on Dukes Hazzard, 4wd general lee.
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WTF was it previously? A diaper service?
Reminds me of the coloreds that used the old Coca-Cola trucks for pulp wooding.
Be a red truck with white wave out in the logging woods
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Somebody posted a charcoal sketch of a Coca Cola pulp wood truck on here once. Prolly Kaywoodie. 🤣😂
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The long frames are never a Chevy product.
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Why not a Tacoma or 4 Runner with an overland tent set up?
C'mon man! You know the thing
Don't take this seriously!
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