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Somebody on here was scared of “aerosolized fecal matter” floating in mid air above a public toilet bowl. Love to find that thread…. Elkslayer. He's an expert in both aerosolized fecal matter and public toilets.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Somebody on here was scared of “aerosolized fecal matter” floating in mid air above a public toilet bowl. Love to find that thread…. Lol, I'd love you to find that thread too!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Ranger
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The are two tricky things about letting one go in church. 1) keeping it silent and 2) trying not to chuckle to yourself when you see folks start looking around trying to figure out who it was 😁😳
NRA Life,Endowment,Patron or Benefactor since '72.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Progressives are the most open minded, tolerant, and inclusive people on the planet, as long as you agree with everything they say, and do exactly as you're told.
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Campfire Ranger
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My brother tried to ease one out when he was about 8.
Dumbfug stepdad had us all in 2nd row ( front row always empty ).
Hed always fall asleep too.
Anyway, bro lets one go during silent prayer and confession, about 500 people sitting on wood pews.
It comes out slow and loud, a real honker off that wood
I fall to my side, lay on the pew, laughing so hard im hyperventilating. My brother is mortified.
Some snickers from a few in the congregation behind.
Mom is elbowing the chit out of my stepdad waking him up
Of course his kid ( my half bro ).....so nothing could ever be done wrong.
Big sanctuary, good sounding board pew.....no mic needed.
It was loud.
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Campfire Tracker
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The are two tricky things about letting one go in church. 1) keeping it silent and 2) trying not to chuckle to yourself when you see folks start looking around trying to figure out who it was 😁😳 Pew cushions can make silent flatulence a lot mo doable, but aroma can be retained for an embarrassing length of time.
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Farting in church is uncouth .
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