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Hold on brother....Let’s ask the OP how long he can last riding her before she makes him pop ? If she’s a 4 minute ride, then she’s got potential. If you can watch a full episode of Sopranos and is still bagging it.....Then find a new girl. 🦫 No, No, No! You wanna keep that one as she'll tell all her girlfriends that he lasts for an hour and they'll all be wanting to take a ride....
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Hold on brother....Let’s ask the OP how long he can last riding her before she makes him pop ? If she’s a 4 minute ride, then she’s got potential. If you can watch a full episode of Sopranos and is still bagging it.....Then find a new girl. 🦫 No, No, No! You wanna keep that one as she'll tell all her girlfriends that he lasts for an hour and they'll all be wanting to take a ride.... Good point...But, what if all her gf’s are Angus ? OP, becomes the rodeo champion for riding heifers into the carpet. HeeHaw ! 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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If you don’t like big girls, let her go. They NEVER get thinner.
Or, let her know you’re asking a bunch of internet goobers if you should dump her because she’s tubby and she’ll let you go. You keep her in a cistern for about 3 weeks, she’ll have that beach bikini body back no trouble NOW WE KNOW................where Buffalo Bill disappeared to. .. Tennessee.
Life (and forums) is like a box of animal crackers----There's a Jackass in every box
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Hell no. Fat chicks bad. Fat old chicks gross.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Campfire Ranger
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You don't want to bang him right? Cut him some slack. It’s 2021.
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
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Hold on brother....Let’s ask the OP how long he can last riding her before she makes him pop ? If she’s a 4 minute ride, then she’s got potential. If you can watch a full episode of Sopranos and still bagging it.....Then find a new girl. 🦫 There is wisdom in this… But the final answer may be hard to find… 😜
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Campfire 'Bwana
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What the fuuck?!
Fuuckin' angus?
lol
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What the fuuck?!
Fuuckin' angus?
lol Umm, figuratively speaking, of course. 😝🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Hold on brother....Let’s ask the OP how long he can last riding her before she makes him pop ? If she’s a 4 minute ride, then she’s got potential. If you can watch a full episode of Sopranos and still bagging it.....Then find a new girl. 🦫 There is wisdom in this… But the final answer may be hard to find… 😜 LMAO 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Divorced and have banged a ton of women in the last three years.
Would you date or marry a sweet, pretty, redhead that loves to have sex? 10 years younger, but sort of chunky?
She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
Damn, she’s fun. But I’m used to moderate to skinny.
Triple D boobs. Red hair. Green eyes. Well, first off...you've come to the right forum for relationship advice......first visit?.....I mean have you seen some of the yard photos these hacks post.... Yeah...they' ought to be the cat's meow on relationships
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Campfire Tracker
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For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Hey, I’ve hauled 3 cars and 4 riding lawn mowers off this summer
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Umm, figuratively speaking, of course.
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Right....wink..wink (I'll take the Charolais...) And it appears as if our man ewc has a hankerin' for the red angus.
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Since big Dave is fascinated with homo behavior, he should peruse other less gay sites.
For the others, I’m 52, she’s 40. She makes almost 100 per year, I’m almost triple that.
She loves sex and her and her daughter adores me. She’s just chunky. That is my hang up.
Should’ve asked the gay guy in a private message- BigDave
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For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life. For a more serious response, I would whole lot rather hang with a chick that was fun and cool as hell and a little bit tubby than a beauty queen who thought too much of herself. Just date her a while - if she's reasonably attractive and can hang with you doing the things you like to do, overlook the fact that she's a bit chubby and you may find a friend for life. I leaning this way. Thanks Bud. Don’t want to make the same mistake twice. I was married 24 years to a redhead.
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A porky red head would be a no go for me.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Look
Don’t get hung up on chubby if it’s within reason
If her arm is long enough to still wipe her hind end, she’s good to go.
No one’s asked if she can make a good Saturday morning country breakfast. I bet she can.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Redheads can be sporty. If you stick around, there’ll never be a boring day. You get to decide if that’s a good thing, or a bad thing.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Since big Dave is fascinated with homo behavior, he should peruse other less gay sites.
For the others, I’m 52, she’s 40. She makes almost 100 per year, I’m almost triple that.
She loves sex and her and her daughter adores me. She’s just chunky. That is my hang up.
Should’ve asked the gay guy in a private message- BigDave Find a skinny one who you like, who likes you even more, and who makes 750+.
If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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If you have to ask and yer OP exhibits the extent of your affections hell no you’d just be setting yourself up for another divorce.
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