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Originally Posted by Muffin
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Thread title change because we learned more about you than her..............


"...A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box and the cartridge box..." Frederick Douglass, 1867

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Originally Posted by hookeye
Ive been fooled and wont get married again.
Hell id rather have a good pizza than a piece of azz.
(This gallbladder BS changes ones perspective ).

😁

Don't know what a gallbladder has to do with sex, but I've had some rank, stank and even fat hoes that was better than any pizza. Your ex-wife must of really kicked your dick in the dirt.


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Just a couple of points to ponder.

1. She is single for a reason.

2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?

3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.

4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.

5. PM me a clam shot...hers.

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Maybe he's learned to not be posting stuff while drunk/drugged.


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Originally Posted by ewc
Divorced and have banged a ton of women in the last three years.

Would you date or marry a sweet, pretty, redhead that loves to have sex? 10 years younger, but sort of chunky?

She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.

Damn, she’s fun. But I’m used to moderate to skinny.

Triple D boobs. Red hair. Green eyes.


Chunky with triple D boobs, she'll trend to fat as she ages. Concerned about a man's personality. You want to date/marry a dude? Pass.

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Originally Posted by BigDave39355
Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by ewc


She has a man’s personality. That’s my problem.
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Pass.


Can she...

1) skin a deer
2) rebuild a carburetor
3) sharpen a chainsaw




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Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Just a couple of points to ponder.

1. She is single for a reason.

2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?

3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.

4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.

5. PM me a clam shot...hers.




bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh.......

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Originally Posted by Fireball2
Didn't read the whole thread, did slummy chime in with dropping her down the cistern for a spell?




Lot of guys won’t know what a cistern is. I’ve only seen one.

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Originally Posted by hanco
Originally Posted by Fireball2
Didn't read the whole thread, did slummy chime in with dropping her down the cistern for a spell?

Lot of guys won’t know what a cistern is. I’ve only seen one.

I don’t have a water holding tank, but my cistern does.


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Originally Posted by tikkanut
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Just a couple of points to ponder.

1. She is single for a reason.

2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?

3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.

4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.

5. PM me a clam shot...hers.




bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh.......

[img]https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/0f0f45ecc2177c3c7f3c596d02bde43f[/img]


Damn Tikka, I clicked on your link...... may you burn in hell for that.... well not really , but jeesh that was cruel


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PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha

Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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Originally Posted by tikkanut
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Just a couple of points to ponder.

1. She is single for a reason.

2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?

3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.

4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.

5. PM me a clam shot...hers.




bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh.......

[img]https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/0f0f45ecc2177c3c7f3c596d02bde43f[/img]

I clicked on that, you [bleep].

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Well if that is all can afford..........................


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I'll be sure and tell my wife that chicks can't lose weight as they get older. She's pushing 50 and just lost over 40lbs. She's under 120 and she wants more gone.

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Originally Posted by tikkanut
Originally Posted by PaulBarnard
Just a couple of points to ponder.

1. She is single for a reason.

2. Have you ever known a chunky girl who trimmed down with age?

3. Redheads didn't earn their reputation for no reason...see #1 above.

4. Altering standards or ideals never works...ever.

5. PM me a clam shot...hers.




bet this redhead makes UR dick hard...eh.......

[img]https://content.api.news/v3/images/bin/0f0f45ecc2177c3c7f3c596d02bde43f[/img]


Not cool. I about lost my Cheetos.

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Originally Posted by Joel/AK
I'll be sure and tell my wife that chicks can't lose weight as they get older. She's pushing 50 and just lost over 40lbs. She's under 120 and she wants more gone.


What is an outlier Alex?

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Originally Posted by hanco
[quote=mirage243]Dancing should be a mandatory class for high school boys.


Yep.

There oughtta be a class for basic guy skills.

To include dancing, auto mechanics , a martial art, firearms and manners.


I always told my boys if you can dance, you have a chance.

I've also seen some guys that could dance well and get in some trouble with it. "I can't help it if you can't dance and your wife/GF wants to dance with me".


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