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... women stop closing the bathroom door when they sit on the can?


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60'ish

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Originally Posted by J4Me
60'ish


I would disagree. More like 40. 60 is when they fart in public, loudly.



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Walkin farts

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Originally Posted by 5sdad

... women stop closing the bathroom door when they sit on the can?

I hope never.

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Originally Posted by 5sdad

... women stop closing the bathroom door when they sit on the can?

I hope never.

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Met the wife when we were 24, she’s done it since then and we are almost 40.

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Apparently you are supposed to close the lid when you flush too.


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Depends.

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Just a guess:
After they stop taking their girlfriends into the stall with them?


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Nearly every morning when I take a shower to get ready for work, my wife comes in the bathroom and takes a dump.

In the toilet, not the shower.

I told her a few years ago that I wouldn't know how to shampoo my hair without smelling her shít.

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Originally Posted by auk1124
Nearly every morning when I take a shower to get ready for work, my wife comes in the bathroom and takes a dump.

In the toilet, not the shower.

I told her a few years ago that I wouldn't know how to shampoo my hair without smelling her shít.


We would not tolerate that.


They aren't even allowed to run water in the house while I take a shower.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by auk1124
Nearly every morning when I take a shower to get ready for work, my wife comes in the bathroom and takes a dump.

In the toilet, not the shower.

I told her a few years ago that I wouldn't know how to shampoo my hair without smelling her shít.


We would not tolerate that.


They aren't even allowed to run water in the house while I take a shower.




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I don't like this thread.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Apparently you are supposed to close the lid when you flush too.


So I've heard. And scrub the smear.

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Originally Posted by 5sdad

... women stop closing the bathroom door when they sit on the can?


Of all three times for Miss Toot to be MIA, she picks now.......

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Originally Posted by auk1124
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by auk1124
Nearly every morning when I take a shower to get ready for work, my wife comes in the bathroom and takes a dump.

In the toilet, not the shower.

I told her a few years ago that I wouldn't know how to shampoo my hair without smelling her shít.


We would not tolerate that.


They aren't even allowed to run water in the house while I take a shower.




#showerNazi


I am classified as a Destructive Device...and I only bathe occasionally.


I am not to be fugged with during my weekly wash.


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I regret ever clicking on this thread.


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Originally Posted by 5sdad

... women stop closing the bathroom door when they sit on the can?


If I recall correctly, some of them stop closing the door when they're around 25, or so. It was problematic when I lived in a two bedroom house with a roommate and the one bathroom was in my bedroom. It freaked my girlfriend out a little. We've been marked 35 years now though, so I guess it's a good thing.


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