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Majority of the wife's family can kick fuggin' rocks.
My sister has made an art out of feigning offense over nothing. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat shi.t
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My son, my daughter in law, my daughter, her boyfriend, my brother, my sister, my 3 nieces. my two brother in laws, and my mother in law. are all liberals.
Myself, my wife, and my brother in Montana are conservatives.
The wife and I have invited no guests and will accept no invitations on Thanksgiving.
There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps
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When I got married, my wife became my family and our family has grown with two kids. Everyone else got demoted to “relatives”.
I’m pretty friendly and outgoing outside of the house and having friends over is fine. Friends respect your home and space.
But, I generally don’t like entertaining relatives. They think they can do whatever because we’re “family”. My BIL has retarded twins that strip naked and sit their nasty asses on stuff. Then, I start calling people out, people get pissed and leave, the wife starts crying. It’s like clockwork. I was right there with you, thinking this guy is exactly like me and then the retarded naked twins and I switched to ok I’ll keep my dumbass family.
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Uncle Jessie. I miss that guy. Dieabeetiz took him 20 years ago.
He always made boring ass parties fun.
I'm the ahole that always liked to get the crazy ones all spunup like top and watch'em go.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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As i've posted before,all of the drunks and dopers that messed up family functions have died off .We re down to one Narccistic old hag,my wifes stepmother,but, she 's on her last legs,not long for this world so her own family is dealing with her and her gibbering nonsense,thank God.
She tried demanding all the kids call her Grandma, and i trained them all to call her Katherine,she had a really bad habit of showing up hours late and i refused to unwrap food and feed her if she missed dinner time.Too bad,be on time.Have some pie.I put a stop to MOST of her crazy crap. Hopefully she ll go to her family for Christmas too.It s peacefull without her.
On friday i'll go up to my family in New Hampshire to eat leftovers and go hunting( most of their nutjobs have died off too)then get ready for Christmas.
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Christmas of 2015 we had a Christmas gathering at my place.
Whole extended family.
My late mother in law who was a staunch Democrat along with my Oregon Hippy sister in law insisted someone say grace...(she always delegated it, but never wanted to say it herself) so after a dubious number of whiskeys I volunteered.
I bowed my head and thanked the Lord for my many blessings and our beautiful meal.
Just as everyone thought I was going to finish with an "Amen" I asked the Lord for a favor..."Oh...and Almighty Lord, please don't let Hillary Clinton become president of our beloved Country....Amen.
My wife stomped my foot with her heel under the table and there was a noticeable awkwardness at the table...🤣🤣🤣
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Since all my family lives far away, I generally enjoy getting together with them since we don't get to see them often.
My BIL and the I spar over politics, but he's a alright guy.
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Youngest daughter, she is bi-polar and refuses to get any help, industrial strength/janitor in a drum PMS to boot. Has never been on time for anything, ever.
Her youngest, my only grandson, makes her show up so he can come (9 years old). She refused to let him huntthis year after he and I building his 6.5 Grendel. Her husband is the worst puzzy whipped person in the world.
If I never spoke to her again it would be too soon and that is terrible, she was my favorite as a child.
To preserve liberty it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them.-Richard Henry Lee
Endowment Member NRA, Life Member SAF-GOA, Life-Board Member, West TN Director TFA
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You dread coming to holiday get togethers? Me? I don’t have any.  Just one??? Crap.. OK, wife's BIL... Nuff said there..
Ex- USN (SS) '66-'69
Pro-Constitution.
LET'S GO BRANDON!!!
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Fathers wife[3rd].
That bitch can KMRFA
That's about all I have to say about that!
FJB & FJT
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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The relatives we don't want to show up at our house have been told not to show up and they know to stay away!
Everyone else is welcome!
"I refuse to waste my common sense on those who have been educated beyond their intelligence"
All you need to know about Democrats is they call American citizens "Deplorables" and illegal immigrants "Dreamers"!
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There is always that one in-law or guest who likes to point out things wrong with the house, yard or whatever. “That trim needs painting”. “You better think about replacing some of your facia boards” “Looks like you are starting to get drainage problems in your yard” “ I would do something about that tree that’s starting to lean in your yard”. “Look at all these weeds” “When was the last time you changed your furnace filters?” “Looks like your tires are a little low”. STFU
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I’m good to go in the brother in law dept
One smokes dope
The other doesnt vote
No issues otherwise
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Used to be my father, but he's been dead for almost 30 years now.
Mathew 22: 37-39
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Some of yall people got it made if you only have to deal with one dinner. And one person that grates on you
Gawd
Before everyone started dropping dead
We had to go to both sets of wife’s grandparents’ thanksgiv dinner. And all of the outer orbit fruitcake weirdos and 2nd cousins and negro neighbor, garbage man invited BS on those
Then wife’s mother has to and still does have her own Thanksgiving dinner
Then my family, with occasional long distance grandma showing up
Then the customary Sunday one at church pot luck
That’s 5 big dinners. And all types of goobers and tittie babies that want something fixed just so.
The biggest thing was this all started about 2 weeks out before actual Thanksgiving.
And then.....all the same sheeyott happens again for Christmas dinner and Christmas Eve breakfast.
Who lotta ass holes that don’t hunt making all this shît difficult.
One of the wife’s grandmothers, there’d be about 35 people at that one.
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Fuggin Grammy Numm Numms from Arkansas be traveling 8 hours with a nasty batch of Watergate salad in her stinky blue tupperware Uncle Si bowl. Riding on her lap.
Why ?
Why
Why
Why
Nasty old people
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Wife's nephew's wife is a first class k unt, can't stand the whiney little biotch !
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Soupy, cold mashed potatoes. Consistently of buttermilk.
Everyone get a styrofoam plate
yayy!!!!
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