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Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16692824 12/06/21
Joined: Sep 2020 Posts: 759 Arizona O Old__School Campfire Regular
Old__School Campfire Regular O Joined: Sep 2020 Posts: 759 Arizona	Swamp Ass is real. Wipe well and shower daily.

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Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16693644 12/06/21
Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,790 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger
Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,790 Clinging to our God and Guns	Can you get one that dispenses cold milk. That might be nice after too many jalapenos! Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16693697 12/06/21
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ShaunRyan Campfire Tracker Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,278 Manzano	Some real foofy-doos on here. We just recently tossed out the corn cobs and started using that new-fangled paper. John Wayne would be mighty disappointed with y'all. Haul ass, haul ass! - Pappy

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16693812 12/06/21
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4winds Campfire Regular 4 Joined: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,157 Georgia	Remsen, Easy to see who has used one or not? Bought one after elbow surgery to keep my wife from wiping my ass. No way in hell I’ll ever go back to toilet paper. No more monkey butt, [bleep] in your hand, clogged toilets and stuffed up septic tank from girls in the house, no skid marks, etc. etc. And best of all it ends an excuse from the wife to keep from bumping uglies cuz it sure keeps it clean! Bought one for the price of two TP packs. Go cold water, warm water isn’t worth it. You’ll save a TON of money over TP. Merry Christmas you stinky fuggers!

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16693831 12/06/21
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kingston Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 32,130 Somewhere between lost and fou...	Bidets were one of the themes at deer camp this year. Someone even sent me a Tushy link. It turned out to be the wrong Tushy, but people seemed to really like their bidets. Originally Posted by 16penny If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty

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Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16694002 12/06/21
Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,329 Filer, ID Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna
Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,329 Filer, ID	The only time a bidet doesn't work best is when you don't have running water. “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16773130 12/28/21
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KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,536 Southern Ohio	got the wife this one took about 15 minutes to install and it works ,well hell, I don't know what to expect but its an ass washing sumbitch. Its essentially the jet setting on the garden hose nozzle, but it is adjustable. Last edited by KFWA; 12/28/21. have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16773137 12/28/21
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KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,536 Southern Ohio	I told the wife I installed it, so she gave it a "dry run"' so to speak. That cold water hit her and she yelled out "aaaaiiiiiii...it made me pee!" have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16773291 12/28/21
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Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,329 Filer, ID	I mentioned earlier that if you want warm water, spend the money to get one with the heated tank. Otherwise, you sit there with cold water spraying up your butt while the hot is coming through the lines. “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16773390 12/28/21
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P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,800 Dakota Territory	We can't afford a bidet... I have to stand on my head in the shower.

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Re: Who uses a bidet? KFWA #16773394 12/28/21
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Irving_D Campfire Tracker I Joined: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,167 Ny	Originally Posted by KFWA I told the wife I installed it, so she gave it a "dry run"' so to speak. That cold water hit her and she yelled out "aaaaiiiiiii...it made me pee!" Picturing that almost made me pee You've got to hand it to a blind prostitute

Re: Who uses a bidet? P_Weed #16773396 12/28/21
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SuperCub Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2002 Posts: 11,951 NB / Canada	Originally Posted by P_Weed We can't afford a bidet... I have to stand on my head in the shower. <LOL>

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16773595 12/28/21
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Wannabebwana Campfire Tracker W Joined: Apr 2019 Posts: 4,824 Ontario, Canada	SD23 bought one for Slavyanka for Christmas and I installed it yesterday. Sucker is powerful. Seems to work well. Made the mistake of telling Slavyanka there was a warm water version, and now she’s whining that she would’ve preferred that, even if she had to sit there for 5 min waiting for warm water. :eyeroll:

Re: Who uses a bidet? Wannabebwana #16773608 12/28/21
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Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,329 Filer, ID	Originally Posted by Wannabebwana SD23 bought one for Slavyanka for Christmas and I installed it yesterday. Sucker is powerful. Seems to work well. Made the mistake of telling Slavyanka there was a warm water version, and now she’s whining that she would’ve preferred that, even if she had to sit there for 5 min waiting for warm water. :eyeroll: I guarantee she wouldn't do that more than once. “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: Who uses a bidet? Rock Chuck #16773671 12/28/21
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KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,536 Southern Ohio	Originally Posted by Rock Chuck I mentioned earlier that if you want warm water, spend the money to get one with the heated tank. Otherwise, you sit there with cold water spraying up your butt while the hot is coming through the lines. I'd rather listen to her yell every time she uses it. have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16773841 12/28/21
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BuckHaggard Campfire Tracker B Joined: Mar 2020 Posts: 3,835 NC Mountains	If you get monkey butt you don't know how to clean your ass. There is water available from the nearby sink, or baby wipes. That said, bidets work really well.

Re: Who uses a bidet? BuckHaggard #16773869 12/28/21
Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,790 Clinging to our God and Guns Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger
Dillonbuck Campfire Ranger Joined: Sep 2014 Posts: 21,790 Clinging to our God and Guns	Originally Posted by BuckHaggard If you get monkey butt you don't know how to clean your ass. There is water available from the nearby sink, or baby wipes. That said, bidets work really well. My monkey ass is from sweat, not dingleberries. The dingleberries don't cause any trouble in December. #followthescience! Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16773874 12/28/21
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5sdad Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 38,865 South of Minnesota	Alligators and T-Rexes Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile. Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe) Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.

Re: Who uses a bidet? visalia6mm #16773901 12/28/21
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Mr_TooDogs Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jun 2007 Posts: 7,905 SE_WI	If you learn how to pinch a loaf properly you don't need to spray the starfish. Dogs manage to pinch one off properly for example. GOA

Re: Who uses a bidet? wabigoon #16773917 12/28/21
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DryPowder Campfire Regular Joined: Apr 2017 Posts: 2,467	Originally Posted by wabigoon I've never seen one. Swing by a Sapp Brothers Truck Stop when you're in the area. I'm here to increase my social credit score and rub elbows with some of the highest rollers on the internet.

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