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Biden, Pelosi... Any democrat you can name and a platoon of republicans.

Need a crash helmet for this one.

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About 20 years ago my buddy Danial stopped by the house to show me his new BMW. He needed to use the restroom so I told him to go ahead, he was in there for a while, then I saw my wife and kids bail out of the house gagging and holding their noses and could hear my wife's bedridden mother yelling cursing in Spanish. lol, Danial came out all embarrassed and red face to ask for a clothes hanger to chop up a turd he made that was too big to flush, to this day my kids call him senior caca.

Bono

I used to work with a guy nicknamed “The Cobra”, ever since he produced a huge snake like product much as the OP described.
However, in this case the tip rose above the toilet seat & became flattened out at the head which curved downward. Every male on duty was called to this stall to see the natural sculpture which did indeed look exactly like a Cobra. It’s entertainment value was launched exponentially when we attempted to flush it, as it only spun in the bowl while the Cobra’s head repeatedly “struck” at the circumference of the seat leaving it’s foul “bite marks” all around the toilet seat.

He enjoyed the nickname for many years but would Never divulge it’s true origin.

WORLDSTAR !!

Elephant- Namibia and Zimbabwe

Where is Jack Ryan?

This is right in his wheelhouse,

Mosdef, a Sasquatch sausage

Worked maintenance in a hospital for a few months. A couple looked like a full loaf of bread before we had to chop them into flushable pieces….

I almost wanted to check for a pulse on a couple of them.

Sacharlie

My dad and I were out hunting and we were driving down a active logging road and saw a huge pile of fresh black bear scat on the side of the road, Would have filled half a five gallon bucket, And they were the size of a beer can. We stopped and placed some toilet paper next to it, Then listened to the log truck drivers talk about the unreal dump some guy took in the road. I bet some of them are still talking about it years later.

Michael Moore.

LOL Were neighbors, Copalis Beach here.

Was just in Copalis clam digging and visiting the green lantern.

The green lantern is about a mile away at the most.

Human? A few years ago, nice restaurant with my wife. We finished dinner she went to the car and I went to hit the head. Urinals were full so I slipped into a stall, I was shocked at the size of the turd sitting in the toilet. I flushed the industrial toilet and she pour gallons of water through the toilet and the turd stood strong, didn’t budge. I flushed again and more of the same, at this point a urinal had opened up so I went there. I washed my hands and exited toward my vehicle keeping an eye out expecting to see a mortally wounded man in agony somewhere along the way.

Blown O-ring at least…