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Originally Posted by champlain_islander
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Who else thought that Beth's gold hooker dress was hotter than a two dollar pistol??


She has quite the shelf and likes to show them off.


A woman can buy those from any good Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. grin

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Originally Posted by Leanwolf
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Originally Posted by gonehuntin
Who else thought that Beth's gold hooker dress was hotter than a two dollar pistol??


She has quite the shelf and likes to show them off.


A woman can buy those from any good Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. grin

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Woman?

I've bought 2 sets in my life for the same woman and we didn't leave Missouri.


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I like how the men lacking in skill are sent from Montana to Texas to become real cowboys. grin


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Originally Posted by flintlocke
Rockin b bar nailed it...too much money. As far as barrel racers go, it's about the same thing. The more your parents or husband can afford, the better your horses, the better your horses the more you win. If you take first in the NFR, you have just about paid for 1/4 of your pickup and trailer. Brat hobby. Behind every successful barrel racer is a ton of money.





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Originally Posted by flintlocke
Rockin b bar nailed it...too much money. As far as barrel racers go, it's about the same thing. The more your parents or husband can afford, the better your horses, the better your horses the more you win. If you take first in the NFR, you have just about paid for 1/4 of your pickup and trailer. Brat hobby. Behind every successful barrel racer is a ton of money.



Yep.

I used to team rope...a lot. Was even married to a barrel racer for a while. Behind every successful barrel racer is a puzzy whipped sad sack who saddles her horses, drives her everywhere, and takes her orders. His life is hell if he doesn’t, or if she ain’t winning all the time. Her daddy is usually extremely relieved to have that sad sack take over his chores when she’s of age. Ask me how I know..

It’s always been a money game, even more so now. Gotta have the newest truck and trailer, constant vet bills, new horses. And a new groom/driver (I.E., sad sack) when the current one is tired of her schidt. No matter how good that stuff is, it ain’t worth it for long.

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1883 Episode two, wife and daughter now want a wheel guns.

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I missed the 1883 episode. Wish I’d remembered.

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Originally Posted by FatCity67
1883 Episode two, wife and daughter now want a wheel guns.

Help.....me.....please.... before I Claire myself.





Get them the wheel guns! 😂😆


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Originally Posted by Stan V
I like how the men lacking in skill are sent from Montana to Texas to become real cowboys. grin

Sure would be fun to see what happens if a sign like that^^^^^was put up in Elko or Winnemucca. Bigger grin.


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^^ That reminds me of the joke about the Texan and the ten gallon hat.


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All I know is barrel racers must be some real hoes, if in real life, they go for a guy as ugly and dumb as Jimmy.


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Originally Posted by paint
Originally Posted by flintlocke
Rockin b bar nailed it...too much money. As far as barrel racers go, it's about the same thing. The more your parents or husband can afford, the better your horses, the better your horses the more you win. If you take first in the NFR, you have just about paid for 1/4 of your pickup and trailer. Brat hobby. Behind every successful barrel racer is a ton of money.



Yep.

I used to team rope...a lot. Was even married to a barrel racer for a while. Behind every successful barrel racer is a puzzy whipped sad sack who saddles her horses, drives her everywhere, and takes her orders. His life is hell if he doesn’t, or if she ain’t winning all the time. Her daddy is usually extremely relieved to have that sad sack take over his chores when she’s of age. Ask me how I know..

It’s always been a money game, even more so now. Gotta have the newest truck and trailer, constant vet bills, new horses. And a new groom/driver (I.E., sad sack) when the current one is tired of her schidt. No matter how good that stuff is, it ain’t worth it for long.

JMO.


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Originally Posted by Rooster7
All I know is barrel racers must be some real hoes, if in real life, they go for a guy as ugly and dumb as Jimmy.


I am not dumb you fugger.


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Jimmy got a big pecker, apparently.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
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All I know is barrel racers must be some real hoes, if in real life, they go for a guy as ugly and dumb as Jimmy.


I am not dumb you fugger.



I see it


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Originally Posted by Raeford
Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by Rooster7
All I know is barrel racers must be some real hoes, if in real life, they go for a guy as ugly and dumb as Jimmy.


I am not dumb you fugger.



I see it.


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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by Rooster7
All I know is barrel racers must be some real hoes, if in real life, they go for a guy as ugly and dumb as Jimmy.


I am not dumb you fugger.



You got barrel racers climbing Mt. Jimbo?

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