The last part of that story was so full of obvious source of jokes I hardly know where to start-
I mean, we could stretch this thing all day long and see if it sticks...or beat it into submission until it stands up and acts right... or suck some life into it until it is back to normal... or....
Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.
He can compensate for it by buying a big, lifted pickup like the other victims did.
Bruce
LMAO !!! Truth !
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
I had a bud that got hit by lightning and he swore it added like 6" to his existing!!! Said that if he knew how much trouble it would cause him he’d have cut it off!!!! He swears it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know, having a big dick is great!
🤣🤣🤣
This guy was supposedly hit by lightening seven times. Can you imagine the size.........
Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist based in Oregon, also supported the legitimacy of the claims: 'It is true that having erectile dysfunction leads to shortening.
''Covid Dick'' is a real thing.'
Dr. Ashley Winter
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
When I was in college many years ago at the University of Arkansas, there was a local Fayetteville girl there who was well known on Fraternity Row as getting flat and forked at the drop of a hat ... and she'd drop the hat.
She used to say "I loves me a man who has a root on him the size of a roasting ear with a strawberry head on it. Can't beat that with a stick."
I have no idea how many men she ran into who met her anatomical preference but she'd sometimes add, "But that ain't all I goes out with a man for." A few bottles of beer went a long way with gaining her "affection."
It takes all kinds, you know.
L.W.
"Always go straight forward, and if you meet the devil, cut him in two and go between the pieces." (William Sturgis, clipper ship captain, 1830s.)
They would have gotten better vax compliance if the story line read that "the vax made a man's penis grow 1.5"....."
But ohhhhh no......always with the negativity........lol
Oh yeah! Too much Toxic masculinity!
Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
When I was in college many years ago at the University of Arkansas, there was a local Fayetteville girl there who was well known on Fraternity Row as getting flat and forked at the drop of a hat ... and she'd drop the hat.
She used to say "I loves me a man who has a root on him the size of a roasting ear with a strawberry head on it. Can't beat that with a stick."
I have no idea how many men she ran into who met her anatomical preference but she'd sometimes add, "But that ain't all I goes out with a man for." A few bottles of beer went a long way with gaining her "affection."
I've hear it said that Covid was planned to reduce the world population but not this way.........
"after the bullet leaves the barrel it doesn't care what headstamp was on the case" "The 221 Fireball is what the Hornet could have been had it stayed in school"
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