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Surely theyre not using a motor
Theyβll burn in hell Happy cancer will proclaim them reprobates and put them on pretend ignore. π€£π€£ He will just watch you with his original username lurking on here. So you cant get a screen shot catching him untoggling you as Crappy Hamster Then hit ya with a little snipe as Crappy Hamster that means something in mind. But thats allright.... #dumbazzbreadcrumbtrail #longgame
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When I was in Recruiting school in Columbia SC. Summer 98.
One of the guys was from a place called Chester IIRC up by the SC/NC border.
Buncha of us went to some lake around the area, his family had a big ole pontoon party boat.
Waiting in line in the sun at the ramp for like 2hrs to get that thing in the water.
PITA...
Last time I ever did the boat invite thing...
Chester? I heard a bunch of PHAGGOTS lived there. ππππ€£ππ»π€‘π€‘π€‘
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Then there's the outboard on the boat. I don't get it...
That's not the kind of "motorboating" they're allowed to do!!!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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When I was in Recruiting school in Columbia SC. Summer 98.
One of the guys was from a place called Chester IIRC up by the SC/NC border.
Buncha of us went to some lake around the area, his family had a big ole pontoon party boat.
Waiting in line in the sun at the ramp for like 2hrs to get that thing in the water.
PITA...
Last time I ever did the boat invite thing...
Chester? I heard a bunch of PHAGGOTS lived there. ππππ€£ππ»π€‘π€‘π€‘ Didn't pay attention to the civies except for dudes family with the boat. I wouldn't doubt the.area was fulla queers and neurotic behavior types projecting alter ego,s in their pathetic existence. Making up for schit they aren't. 6 day sinners Sunday winners. God knows what is in those type of hyprocrites hearts.... He surely does..... π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Campfire Oracle
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Not a boat ramp story.
We did a week of mule riding in Utah June β20. On one of the rides, a longer one, they brought a wagon pulled by mules. It carried water coolers and lunch, and allowed some to unstraddle and ride the wagon if they chose.
At the dayβs conclusion, the wagon driver backed the wagon onto the flatbed trailer for the return. Then unhitched the mules. He was good! Wish I had gotten pics.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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When I was in Recruiting school in Columbia SC. Summer 98.
One of the guys was from a place called Chester IIRC up by the SC/NC border.
Buncha of us went to some lake around the area, his family had a big ole pontoon party boat.
Waiting in line in the sun at the ramp for like 2hrs to get that thing in the water.
PITA...
Last time I ever did the boat invite thing...
Chester you say? Small world, I know a guy from Chester, name's Bill. Yep, Bill from Chester. 
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Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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Campfire 'Bwana
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π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
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Campfire Savant
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You see a lot of husband and wife get into it at a boat ramp
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Campfire Ranger
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I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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I used to think boat ramps were all a serious circus until I started putting in at the ramp at Hammond at the mouth of the Columbia River during the Buoy 10 fishery... there are literally hundreds of boats lined up to launch, four lanes to back down, and police often direct traffic while guys are dropping off or picking up their boats. You better not be the guy who doesn't have his stuff in the boat and ready to launch when your turn comes or you will not so politely be asked to head to the back of the line. And you better be able to back down first time and put it in straight and in your lane or somebody is going to be seriously upset with you. You would be amazed at how many boats they launch in a relatively short time and get out of the way and out fishing . You're expected to leave the dock fairly quickly to get out of the way of the next guys launching, so piss before you launch and be ready to launch, jump in, get the heck out on the river and out of the way...
Sometimes all this is happening while there is a fog so thick you can't see 50 feet, and you can hear fog horns from the huge ships going downriver in the shipping channel which is just a couple hundred feet outside the mouth of the small the cove the launch is in.... it can get pretty dicey at times.... Then, there is the Columbia to deal with.... some guys don't do it twice.....
Bob
Never underestimate your ability to overestimate your ability.
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Yes. Better than a lot of motorized folks. One of the best entertainment locations on a hot summer holiday. A small cooler of beer and a lawn chair sitting off to the side of any boat ramp in Orange Beach AL on a summer weekend is all the fun a man will ever need.
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6 day sinners
Sunday winners.
Sig line material there. Gotta remember that next time the holy rolling jehovahs roll up.
Dave
οΏ½The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.οΏ½ Lou Holtz
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Boat ramps donβt get good til Evan the man bun dad starts yelling at Soccer mom Vicky because he canβt back up a truck and she canβt trailer a boat.
And thereβs 23 other folks waiting to take out.
Dave
οΏ½The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.οΏ½ Lou Holtz
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there are a couple of dedicated boat ramp channels on Youtube, one is in Miami - people getting into fights, ramming boats into each other, sinking cars, plus a pretty good share of women in thongs.
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have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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Hard to use the "hand on the bottom of the steering wheel" trick.
Then there's the outboard on the boat. I don't get it... The horses kept drowning. Went to ponies same result. Cats didnβt have enough thrust so they had to get special dispensation from the elders. Motors are non-English.
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Campfire Regular
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there are a couple of dedicated boat ramp channels on Youtube, one is in Miami - people getting into fights, ramming boats into each other, sinking cars, plus a pretty good share of women in thongs.
Another is Lake Havasu, the video I watched had the crowds lining the boat launch when people were taking out after having been drinking most of the day. The crowds heckling is pretty humorous.
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The Amish will and do on occasions drive vehicles, tractors, trucks, boats, etc. Hereβs the catchβ¦.they can not own the vehicle nor use it for fun or pleasure. Strictly for work to finish a task.
The Lord approves of them making money.
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The motor on the boat is a electric outboard.....if it was gas they wouldn't be allowed to use it.......
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If the Amish were all that worried about what God wanted they would stop raping their sisters and daughters. It's a huge problem in the Amish community.
Last year I saw a TV show boat break the Drotto off his trailer trying to load up at the end of the day. More F bombs than were dropped in WW2
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What is their thing about pneumatic rubber tires?
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