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I remember printing on the wall facing the stool that was done in a triangle standing on its point. It started out with large print describing one aspect of a beautiful woman. The succeeding lines had smaller and smaller print, each line providing more intimate detail of her delights. The final, tiny, line at the bottom said, "You are now tschistting at a 90 degree angle to the bowl".

There was an old hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
That's mighty cold c-nt
He said with a grunt
But look at the money I save.

No matter how you shake
and how you dance
the last drop
always falls in your pants.

If you shake it more that twice, you're playing with it.

In the bathroom in JR High -- Flush twice, its a long way to the lunch room.

“Here I sat with my buns a flexin, I just gave birth to another Texan”

"Step up closer, that's not a Winchester in your hand."


RS

In the office where I used to work, which had men and women, this was on one toilet wall on a sign somebody made up. The women had no problem with it and benefited most:

If your hose is too short,
and your pump is too weak,
stand close to the bowl
or you'll piss on your feet.

Wow! Thought everybody knew this one!

Here I sit,
All in a caper
Some s.o b.
Stole all the paper.
It's almost train time
And I can't linger
Look out a$$
Here comes my finger!!!!!

Here I sit on the pooper squeezing out a new state trooper

Sorry about the globs of cu.m so slippery on the seat, I dropped my drawers to take a schitt but instead I beat my meat

Those are the only two I remember

At the FOB in Basra, Iraq there as a pretty notorious gal in the US Army there. She was known for being readily available and then I found this in the line of portable crappers"

"The Porta Potty Princess was here"

“Once you lick the lollipop of mediocrity you will suck forever”

Please keep your arms and legs inside the outhouse at all times.

Sit back and enjoy the ride!

"Don't be afraid, have a seat. A healthy crab can jump 10 feet".

LOL…that is funny!

Here I sit an wonder why, I have gas and my mouth is dry.

“Better judgement has a way of creeping up on you, like a State Trooper in your rear view mirror.”

DigitalDan;
Thanks for the chuckles this afternoon sir.

Somewhere north of Cody, WY on the 120 - maybe Clark, WY

"Some come here to take a S...t. I come here to leave one"

Hadn't really thought about how we use the phrase wrongly sometimes...

Dwayne

Sort of like "She gives a great blowjob!"

On a bathroom wall along the interstate in ND somewhere probably close to 30 years ago:

Here is sit upon pooper,
giving birth to a North Dakota State Trooper.

He who writes upon bathroom walls
Rolls his shiet in little balls
He who reads these words of wit
Eats this little balls of shiet



Be like dad , not like sis , lift the lid before you piss

Kenneth

Lid, or seat?

Sis would make a mess with the lid down.