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FEMA reminds you to be sure to wear your mask and maintain social distancing. "Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household. If possible, wear a mask if you’re sheltering with people who are not a part of your household. Children under two years old, people who have trouble breathing, and those who are unable to remove masks on their own should not wear them." https://www.ready.gov/nuclear-explosion
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I'll just grab a beer, sit on the deck and watch the show.
prplbkrr = Purple Biker
Can't score goals if all you do is pass.
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You really can't make this stuff up.
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And don’t forget to put your head between your legs and kiss your azz good bye.
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You'll be ok if you just hide under your desk.
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FEMA reminds you to be sure to wear your mask and maintain social distancing.
"Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household.
I kinda figured we'd be shooting people who are not part of our household, cause they'll be trying to get whatever you have.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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FEMA reminds you to be sure to wear your mask and maintain social distancing.
"Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household.
I kinda figured we'd be shooting people who are not part of our household, cause they'll be trying to get whatever you have. So long as you're masked, that's OK.
“Some ideas are so stupid that only intellectuals believe them.”
― G. Orwell
"Why can't men kill big game with the same cartridges women and kids use?"
_Eileen Clarke
"Unjust authority confers no obligation of obedience."
- Alexander Hamilton
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FEMA reminds you to be sure to wear your mask and maintain social distancing.
"Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household.
I kinda figured we'd be shooting people who are not part of our household, cause they'll be trying to get whatever you have. So long as you're masked, that's OK. Don't forget the 6 foot perimeter.
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Be sure to duct tape clear plastic to seal all windows. Er, wait....wrong war.
"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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I’m OK, there are no military targets anywhere around here 🙂
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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Birdwatcher……….
Have U noticed how good a shot Rootin tootin Putin is?
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"Shoot low sheriff, I think he's riding a shetland!" B. Wills
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"To compel a man to furnish funds for the propagation of ideas he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical." -- Thomas Jefferson
We are all Rhodesians now.
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I’m OK, there are no military targets anywhere around here 🙂 Yep San Antonio has no military significance, other than the VA.
Dog I rescued in January ![[Linked Image from i.postimg.cc]](https://i.postimg.cc/yYDjsxrQ/IMG-0124.jpg)
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theres probably still giant cardboard cans of saltines and barrels of water in the basement of the middle school. thats where i'm heading when the missiles head this way. i remember my training from 1968.
My diploma is a DD214
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FEMA reminds you to be sure to wear your mask and maintain social distancing.
"Try to maintain a distance of at least six feet between yourself and people who are not part of your household.
I kinda figured we'd be shooting people who are not part of our household, cause they'll be trying to get whatever you have. I agree except for the limitations. If there’s ever been a prime chance to kill loser relatives, it would be the end of the world. I refuse to be limited to shooting non blood relatives.
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If Russian forces in Ukraine are any representation of their nuclear capabilities, I like our odds.
@jameslavish
If you work 40 hrs/wk: at 5% inflation and after 5 years, you need a 28% pay raise or to work 44 more hours (*one full extra week* per month+) to make up the difference.
This is inflation
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Well the covid19 fear campaign is failing because the truth slipped out ,despite the maximum efforts leveraged against those that resist the lies. -
---so now they need some new thing to make cowards duck, cover and OBEY them. New fear makes millions fail to remember that the voice-box that is telling them to be afraid is the same one that always lies to them in the past.
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I'll just grab a beer, sit on the deck and watch the show. Make mine a bourbon and ginger, but I can’t see the world from my deck. Doubt I’ll be missing much.
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I must admit, I haven't seen a more pristine example of "bureaucrat think" in quite a while.
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I must admit, I haven't seen a more pristine example of "bureaucrat think" in quite a while. Wanna bet the author feels the need to tell you her pronouns when introduced?
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