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I didn't read all the posts. So if this was previously mentioned, sorry.
Roy Clark - "Thank God and Greyhound she's gone.
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Some songs are so great it's hard to seperate out a great lyric.
When he comes to call
My pa ain't got a word to say
Guess it's 'cause he's
Just as wild in his younger days
So blow, you old blue northern
Blow my love to me
He's ridin' in tonight from California
He loves his damned old rodeo
As much as he loves me
Someday soon, goin' with him someday soon
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"I would have killed myself but it made no sense committing suicide in self defense" Jimmy Dale Gilmore
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“Women’s been my trouble since I found out they weren’t men”
Waylon Jennings - A Long Time Ago
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Today, Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
"Maybe we're all happy."
"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."
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There were plants and birds and rocks and things
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"We bitch about a dollar when there's those without a dime." Joe Diffie
"If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass." David Allen Coe
-Ken
Last edited by kendibs; 03/20/22.
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Put another log on the fire. Warm me up some bacon and some beans.
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When the sun comes up tomorrow something’s gonna ache.
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It's knowin' that your door is always open and your path is free to walk
That makes me tend to leave my sleepin' bag rolled up and stashed behind your couch
And it's knowin' I'm not shackled by for-gotten words and bonds
And the ink stains that are dried up on some line
That keeps you in the backroads by the rivers of my memory, that keeps you ever gentle on my mind
To preserve liberty it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them.-Richard Henry Lee
Endowment Member NRA, Life Member SAF-GOA, Life-Board Member, West TN Director TFA
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She knew she couldn’t win
But her final prayer was answered
When the rifles fired again
"Shoot low sheriff, I think he's riding a shetland!" B. Wills
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GDTRFB
Going down the road feeling bad
"Shoot low sheriff, I think he's riding a shetland!" B. Wills
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This is actually from a real country song
“It’s hard to kiss the lips at night that have been chewing on my ass all day”
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"Thank God and Greyhound she's gone."
"I'll never forget ol what's her name"
'Every Christian want's to go to heaven, just not today'
I believe the last one is paraphrased, not 100% correct.
Some spelling errors can be corrected by a vowel movement.
~ MOLON LABE ~
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Papa loved Mama
Mama loved men
Mama's in the graveyard
Papa's in the pen
DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.
- Darth Vader
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The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feelin' women
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Warm in the winter, shady in the summertime, that's what I like about that fat gal of mine.
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"you load 16 tons, and what do you get?
Another day older, and deeper in debt
St. Peter don'cha call me, cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store"
Sic Semper Tyrannis
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George Jones
Now the race is on
And here comes pride up the backstretch
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In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again
"It's faster horses
Younger women
Older whiskey
More money
There's 2 dates they carve on your tombstone.
Everyone knows what they mean.
What's more important is time that is known
as the little dash inbetween.
Razz
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