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What is it? What is the single, greatest line of country music ever written?
I gotta go with David Allan Coe: "I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison." ...I'm not even a country music fan, but that cracks me up every time, and I find myself screaming along with ol' David.
Have at it--watcha got? "I took the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, Yabba-Dabba-Doo, the King is gone!"
...Actually Sycamore, you are sort of right....
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David Frizzell, I'm Gonna Hire Wino to Decorate our Home. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjZQpzvg0Hs
Old Corps
Semper Fi
FJB
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God is great, Beer is good, and people are crazy Great
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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I was initially only thinking of traditional country songs, this is only slightly out of that genre.
I was born in a dump My momma died and my daddy got drunk Left me here to die or grow In the middle of Tobacco Road
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Don't have time, before I get to my hockey game, to read through all 11 pages,
but has anyone proposed:
"Put another log on the fire"
One I prefer...............
"Leave this long haired country boy alone".
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?
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Whiskey river take my mind…..
"Shoot low sheriff, I think he's riding a shetland!" B. Wills
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Lyrics that were never produced ''I love you so F'n much I could schitt''.
From old 70's truckers joke album.
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Say hey, good lookin' - what ya got cookin'? How's about cooking somethin' up with me? Hey, sweet baby - don't you think maybe We can find us a brand new recipe?
Adventure is the only thing you buy that makes you richer
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Where have all the flowers gone?
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Countin' flowers on the wall That don't bother me at all Playin' solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of 51 Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo Now don't tell me, I've nothin' to do
"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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My father had a Randall knife My mother gave it to him When he went off to World War II To save us all from ruin Now if you've ever held a Randall knife You'll know my father well And if a better blade was ever made It was probably forged in hell
"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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He's one of those who knows that life Is just a leap of faith Spread your arms and hold your breath Always trust your cape
"A Republic, if you can keep it." ~ B. Franklin
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Honey, I don’t want to talk, I just want to watch the game You cry wishin’ I’d been different I hoped you had stayed the same Somewhere there’s a lesson ‘bout sex and love and shame But I don’t want to talk, I just want to watch the game.
Obey lawful commands. Video interactions. Hold bad cops accountable. Problem solved.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
Member #547 Join date 3/09/2001
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Blue eyes crying’ in the rain
You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille with 4 hungry children and a crop in the field
I went sky diving’ I went rocky mountain climbing’ I went 2 point 7 seconds on a bull named fu Manchu
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Now if you lose your one and only, There's always room here for the lonely, To watch your broken dreams, Dance in and out of the beams, Of a neon moon.
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Rainy night in Georgia, Kentucky rain, Here comes that rainy day feeling again. Blue eyes cryin’ in the early morning rain, They go on and on, but no two the same, Oh how I wish I could blame, All these songs about rain.
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Some folks say that I'm egotistical Hell I don't even know what that means I guess it has something to do with the way I feel out my skin tight blue jeans....
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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I wish a buck was still silver...
Carry what you’re willing to fight with - Mackay Sagebrush
Perfect is the enemy of good enough
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Got the pig in the ground and the beer on ice.... all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight U R indeed ph-uck-ed up but you will never be a Hank Jr. Just a big-mouthed asshat and dikhed. Thought you left? Just checking in to pester you, you arrogant prick! I see you are sticking to the high standards of decorum you insist all posters follow.... maybe you should seek therapy? Sir, I made a simple post, and you attacked me. I did not do anything to you or your buddies. I mind my own business and I don't publish childish bullshit on the Fire about anybody but when you, a bully, started it I will be glad to play your game. Yes, I have high standards. I don't bother anyone on the Campfire or anywhere else but if you want to be a bully so be it. I will stand up to you and if you don't like it GFY and get some therapy while you're doing it with your circle of bully friends. You are not a man, you are a childish bully who probably stole the little kid's milk money when you were 10 years old in the 2nd grade. And yes, you are still an arrogant prick! I'm sure you lied about your location being Hollywood but if that is true, you certainly fit right in.
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Got the pig in the ground and the beer on ice.... all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight U R indeed ph-uck-ed up but you will never be a Hank Jr. Just a big-mouthed asshat and dikhed. Thought you left? Just checking in to pester you, you arrogant prick! I see you are sticking to the high standards of decorum you insist all posters follow.... maybe you should seek therapy? Sir, I made a simple post and this prick attacked me. I did not do anything to him or his buddies, apparently you are one of them. I mind my own business and I don't publish childish bullshit on the Fire about anybody but when this bully started it I will be glad to play his game. Yes, I have high standards. I don't bother anyone on the Campfire or anywhere else but if this bastard wants to be a bully so be it. I will stand up to this [bleep] and you too if you don't like it. GFY and get some therapy while you're doing it with your circle of bullies. Hey psycho - same guy
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