Couldn't really name the worst guitar solo but this is one of, if not the most forced and ill fitting pairings of lyrics with something that more or less passes as a melody.
Tied for bottom place in the category of Stupid Lyrics is "Take The Money and Run".
They headed down to, ooh, old el paso That's where they ran into a great big hassle Billy joe shot a man while robbing his castle Bobbie sue took the money and run
Billy mack is a detective down in texas You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
Texas and facts is as a rhyming couplet?! That deserves a sound horse whipping, not to mention eternal torture by grammar Nazis for the plural noun and singular verb.
He aint gonna let those two escape justice He makes his livin off of the peoples taxes
Facts is and peoples taxes?! A quick execution is too merciful for that kind of butchery.
Gunnery, gunnery, gunnery. Hit the target, all else is twaddle!
Red Rider Lunatic Fringe just 'cause it fits current times
That solo is pretty dang good Mr. Too Dogs.
Higginez; Good evening to you sir, I hope the first week of April treated you all well.
As I've mentioned likely too many times, I've got a soft spot for Red Rider as I saw them live in '78?? when they opened for April Wine in the metropolis of Yorkton, SK.
They put on one of the better shows I've seen actually and I don't remember any part of their portion as not well done.
The April Wine part is another story and much of the crowd left before they were done as they wanted to be there as much as April Wine didn't which was apparent to everyone.
Anyways thanks all for the memories from long, long ago.
Hig, I know yer thread was worst guitar solos, but I do like me some Red Rider Lunatic Fringe. Glad you like Red Rider too BC30cal, and a great eve to you Sir
Red Rider Lunatic Fringe just 'cause it fits current times
That solo is pretty dang good Mr. Too Dogs.
Higginez; Good evening to you sir, I hope the first week of April treated you all well.
As I've mentioned likely too many times, I've got a soft spot for Red Rider as I saw them live in '78?? when they opened for April Wine in the metropolis of Yorkton, SK.
They put on one of the better shows I've seen actually and I don't remember any part of their portion as not well done.
The April Wine part is another story and much of the crowd left before they were done as they wanted to be there as much as April Wine didn't which was apparent to everyone.
Anyways thanks all for the memories from long, long ago.
All the best.
Dwayne
BC30cal,
Good evening to you Sir.
I hope the eighth of April treated you and yours well.
I know bad guitar solos and that aint one.
Best to you and hopes that it is not 90 (ninety) degrees there this afternoon.
Higgins
Screw you! I'm voting for Trump again!
Ecc 10:2 The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but that of a fool to the 24HCF.
I don't think I've ever heard Niel Young play a properly tuned guitar. I use the term "play" very loosely.
Same for Keith Richards. He’s a hack.
And Kirt Cobain count play his ass. His best “solo” was playing that 12 gauge.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
I don't think I've ever heard Niel Young play a properly tuned guitar. I use the term "play" very loosely.
He "plays" and "sings" in the key of whiny bitch.
LOL. No doubt.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
Couldn't really name the worst guitar solo but this is one of, if not the most forced and ill fitting pairings of lyrics with something that more or less passes as a melody.
Tied for bottom place in the category of Stupid Lyrics is "Take The Money and Run".
They headed down to, ooh, old el paso That's where they ran into a great big hassle Billy joe shot a man while robbing his castle Bobbie sue took the money and run
Billy mack is a detective down in texas You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
Texas and facts is as a rhyming couplet?! That deserves a sound horse whipping, not to mention eternal torture by grammar Nazis for the mixed tenses.
He aint gonna let those two escape justice He makes his livin off of the peoples taxes
Facts is and peoples taxes?! A quick execution is too merciful for that kind of butchery.
alwaya thought that was a copy of REK "Road goes on forever"
Dave
�The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
I don't think I've ever heard Niel Young play a properly tuned guitar. I use the term "play" very loosely.
Same for Keith Richards. He’s a hack.
I'd forgotten how badly tuned Keith Richards sounds, but you're right...and I don't think a a well tuned guitar would make him sound much better.
Some of the guys who've made it big beatin on six strings...well, it just amazes me that people want to hear them. But then, I wonder WTF would anyone vote dhimmicrat. Maybe it's the same folks, and that leads to another thought...who'd have guessed dead people listen to music (or what passes for it)?
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
Couldn't really name the worst guitar solo but this is one of, if not the most forced and ill fitting pairings of lyrics with something that more or less passes as a melody.
Tied for bottom place in the category of Stupid Lyrics is "Take The Money and Run".
They headed down to, ooh, old el paso That's where they ran into a great big hassle Billy joe shot a man while robbing his castle Bobbie sue took the money and run
Billy mack is a detective down in texas You know he knows just exactly what the facts is
Texas and facts is as a rhyming couplet?! That deserves a sound horse whipping, not to mention eternal torture by grammar Nazis for the mixed tenses.
He aint gonna let those two escape justice He makes his livin off of the peoples taxes
Facts is and peoples taxes?! A quick execution is too merciful for that kind of butchery.
alwaya thought that was a copy of REK "Road goes on forever"
I had to laugh 😀 because Road Goes On Forever is exactly where my mind went when forced lyrics was mentioned.
I don't think I've ever heard Niel Young play a properly tuned guitar. I use the term "play" very loosely.
Same for Keith Richards. He’s a hack.
I'd forgotten how badly tuned Keith Richards sounds, but you're right...and I don't think a a well tuned guitar would make him sound much better.
Some of the guys who've made it big beatin on six strings...well, it just amazes me that people want to hear them. But then, I wonder WTF would anyone vote dhimmicrat. Maybe it's the same folks, and that leads to another thought...who'd have guessed dead people listen to music (or what passes for it)?
LOL. No doubt Andrew.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
Two of the worst that are so out of tune they shoulda never made vinyl.
Post yours.
Both best the schitt outta anything Neil Young ever “played”. And Biily Gibbons would have played circles around Jimmy Hendrix. Who most here think was a Guitar “God”.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
