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This thread got me thinking of a guy I knew back in the 70's. Moved out of state and I haven't heard about him in decades now. Last name was, "Case" and he always said if he ever had a son he wanted to name him, " Justin". ...... Seriously. That would be interesting.
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My parents had a neighbor in south Arkansas in the 70s that got her daughter’s name from the Sears & Roebuck catalog: Pajama pronounced Pay-juh-may
Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Reagan
For why should my freedom be judged by another man's conscience? - 1 Corinthians 10:29
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Kamont Diarrhea was name of subject in Newellton Louisiana!
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There was a Iowa high school basketball player from the early 70s, whose name was Fonda Dix. Her married name is Fonda Hopp.
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Local kid got tagged with the name, Jammin Ted, at birth by his dad, and, yes, his dad was huge Ted Nugent fan and wannabe head banger rock guitarist himself, too. When his older aunts and close relatives spoke his name they tried to make it sound French -- sorta like, J'aum-an.
Dad used to talk about a couple of young Negro boys, brothers, in the little town he grew up in, everyone called, Sparkplug, and, Defferential...and yes, their dad was a local car mechanic.
What I've been seeing more and more of of late is Caucasian parent(s) giving their kids pretty much normal sounding names and generally pronounced as such but spelled all kinds of crazy ways.
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La-A.....
Ladasha. I schitt thee not. My wife encountered a similar one. La-Ra. When she asked the girl how to pronounce it, she said, “La dash Ra. The - don’t be silent” 😮
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I looked through our’s to see if any stood out. This one is not funny sounding BUT I would be remiss in my campfire duties to let a pair of Irish Sunglasses go unreported 😃😃 🤜👀🤛
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Had a friend in HR that used to send me interesting names.
Velvet Teat was the best one I got. Worked with a Velvet Lipps back in the day, but IIRC she married into that one.
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A man name Ebeling here in Utah named his son and daughter Sam and Janet. His wife never clued in until he began introducing them in song (from the movie "South Pacific")
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Was watching a football game once and a player on the field was named Estrus Johnson.
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Flew with a young lady years ago whose name was Mayten. Since she was from the Philippines I asked her if it was a Tagalog name. Nope, she said...her parents ran out of names when she came along on May 10th....thus Mayten. Told her to be glad she wasn't born on Febuary 28th.
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There was a girl one year ahead of me in high school who was named "Alvagloria Pigg."
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I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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While looking at some rural property, I talked to a real estate agent named Ortrud Turdy.
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My LA Detective friend brought in several different perps whose first name was: [bleep]. They kept pronouncing it: [bleep].,ead!
Can you imagine a mother naming their Ghetyo babe: [bleep]? I can!
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Back in the old rotary dial phone days when I was a kid, we used to prank call the hell out of a guy in the phone book named Harry Bonar.
Think. It's not illegal, yet.
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Orangejello, pernounced Or-on-ge-lo
True story, real first name.
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Because their parents are illiterate, drug infested, idiots. Jessie Jackson told them not to name their kids like white guys do it, so there you have it. When I was playing AA baseball one of our destinations was Jackson, MS. There was a dude in the phone book listed as [bleep] Jones, supposedly pronounced "shu-theeed". I believe you, because I know a teacher that was writing down names on stickers to assign student desks before the school year started. 3rd grade I believe...she wrote down [bleep] and just sat there like wtf.... And like you said, kid pronounced it sha-teed. Nurse I know has seen some funny ones come in Lemonjello (lamonjello) brother Orangejello (oronjello) Emergency (m-r-gin-see) Got a buddy whos last name is Pancake, said that is what they gave them when his ancestors came over at Ellis Island.
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Worked with a young woman named Madison Roosevelt Taylor. She said her parents were history buffs. She goes by Maddie. I think that's actually pretty cool😎
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