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Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Sharpsman #17258554 05/18/22 Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 10,002 Likes: 3 Denton, TX L Longbob Campfire Outfitter Longbob Campfire Outfitter L Joined: Oct 2002 Posts: 10,002 Likes: 3 Denton, TX Originally Posted by Sharpsman So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!! Damn French! Fight with their feet and f uck with their face!! Ours has an air dryer also.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Sharpsman #17258561 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,410 Likes: 6 Filer, ID Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Rock Chuck Campfire Kahuna Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 69,410 Likes: 6 Filer, ID Originally Posted by Sharpsman Originally Posted by smokepole [quote=Sharpsman]So….how you drying your ass? Maybe use the wifes’ curtain drapes? Or just jerk up your underwear and soak up the s hit residue!! LOL, he said it cut toilet paper usage 75%, not 100%.[/quote Ain’t no way 25% of TP gonna dry most of the DA buying these things! If you have women in the house, that percentage can vary greatly. “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.” ― George Orwell It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258572 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,558 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio KFWA OP Campfire Ranger OP KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,558 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258589 05/18/22 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,553 Likes: 23 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,553 Likes: 23 Montana Yes...expected from the two showers a day crowd. Now you need a little bum sprinkle to ease the pain of the mean tweets. There won't be enough hotel rooms for you pussies to move to if times get tough. I am MAGA.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Jim_Conrad #17258603 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,538 Likes: 3 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns R Raeford Campfire Ranger Raeford Campfire Ranger R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,538 Likes: 3 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Yes...expected from the two showers a day crowd. Now you need a little bum sprinkle to ease the pain of the mean tweets. There won't be enough hotel rooms for you pussies to move to if times get tough. Fuck, I was planning on moving in with you! That a No Go? FJB & FJT

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Jim_Conrad #17258608 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,558 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio KFWA OP Campfire Ranger OP KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,558 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Yes...expected from the two showers a day crowd. Now you need a little bum sprinkle to ease the pain of the mean tweets. There won't be enough hotel rooms for you pussies to move to if times get tough. Hotel room? I won't leave the bathroom! have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Raeford #17258614 05/18/22 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,553 Likes: 23 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,553 Likes: 23 Montana Originally Posted by Raeford Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Yes...expected from the two showers a day crowd. Now you need a little bum sprinkle to ease the pain of the mean tweets. There won't be enough hotel rooms for you pussies to move to if times get tough. Fuck, I was planning on moving in with you! That a No Go? The well goes dry every evening....we ain't got extra water for to wash your starfish ever couple of hours! I am MAGA.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Jim_Conrad #17258622 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,538 Likes: 3 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns R Raeford Campfire Ranger Raeford Campfire Ranger R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,538 Likes: 3 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns I only shower every third Monday and then only if it's a full moon. FJB & FJT

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Vic_in_Va #17258625 05/18/22 Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 13,766 Likes: 2 J JCMCUBIC Campfire Outfitter JCMCUBIC Campfire Outfitter J Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 13,766 Likes: 2 Originally Posted by Vic_in_Va Tracking and Return To Zero are important, also. You really want one-hole groups.... I'm thinking differently. X-full choke with a dense pattern...perhaps just a full choke. Somedays extreme precision might leave more than it takes.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258630 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,558 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio KFWA OP Campfire Ranger OP KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,558 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio no wonder you've turned into an old curmudgeon on here sitting around thirsty and stinking up the place after dark every night Last edited by KFWA; 05/18/22. have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Raeford #17258642 05/18/22 Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,553 Likes: 23 Montana J Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna Jim_Conrad Campfire Kahuna J Joined: May 2016 Posts: 60,553 Likes: 23 Montana Originally Posted by Raeford I only shower every third Monday and then only if it's a full moon. You are hired! I am MAGA.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Jim_Conrad #17258651 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,538 Likes: 3 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns R Raeford Campfire Ranger Raeford Campfire Ranger R Joined: Jan 2012 Posts: 26,538 Likes: 3 Blue Ridge Mtns-Smokey Mtns Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad Originally Posted by Raeford I only shower every third Monday and then only if it's a full moon. You are hired! I'll bring firearms......and more importantly AMMO FJB & FJT

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258655 05/18/22 Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,147 Likes: 23 Next to the dump that Del Shan... 12344mag Campfire Kahuna 12344mag Campfire Kahuna Joined: Oct 2011 Posts: 59,147 Likes: 23 Next to the dump that Del Shan... You know, starting threads like this will bring Goosey back. Paul "I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D. Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards. molɔ̀ːn labé skýla

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258663 05/18/22 Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,939 Montana T Tarkio Campfire Tracker Tarkio Campfire Tracker T Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 6,939 Montana This thread has me thinking I need to get one installed at my house. Once I get done with the current plumbing repair and issues, that will be next on the list. Montana MOFO

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258665 05/18/22 Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,821 Likes: 1 Dakota Territory P P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P_Weed Campfire Outfitter P Joined: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,821 Likes: 1 Dakota Territory I think a Bidet would be right up my alley!

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion P_Weed #17258679 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,558 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio KFWA OP Campfire Ranger OP KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,558 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio Originally Posted by P_Weed I think a Bidet would be right up my alley! depends on how good your water pressure is have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion P_Weed #17258685 05/18/22 Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 42,021 Likes: 5 Huntn/Fishn Heaven-NW Ontario New_2_99s Campfire 'Bwana New_2_99s Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Sep 2009 Posts: 42,021 Likes: 5 Huntn/Fishn Heaven-NW Ontario Originally Posted by P_Weed I think a Bidet would be right up my alley! Only if aimed correctly ! Paul. "Kids who grow up hunting, fishing & trapping, do not mug little old Ladies"

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion New_2_99s #17258705 05/18/22 Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 45,248 Likes: 21 North East Urth Valsdad Campfire 'Bwana Valsdad Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Sep 2011 Posts: 45,248 Likes: 21 North East Urth Originally Posted by New_2_99s Originally Posted by P_Weed I think a Bidet would be right up my alley! Only if aimed correctly ! I wonder, are they right twist up here in the Northern Hemisphere and left twist down under where you came from??? You coriolus effect and all that. Last edited by Valsdad; 05/18/22. The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni) member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion KFWA #17258708 05/18/22 Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,845 S Savage_Hunter Campfire Regular Savage_Hunter Campfire Regular S Joined: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,845 Originally Posted by KFWA Originally Posted by 673 The problem is likely not your ballsack, check the factory settings. I can assure you the problem is never my ballsack to any issue :P you realize that as most men get older, their sack hangs a lot lower. For some, that wish they had for their junk being so long it hits the water comes true..... except it's the beans that touch the water instead of their frank.

Re: After installing two bidets in my home I've come to this conclusion Savage_Hunter #17258715 05/18/22 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,558 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio KFWA OP Campfire Ranger OP KFWA Campfire Ranger Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 23,558 Likes: 2 Southern Ohio Originally Posted by Savage_Hunter Originally Posted by KFWA Originally Posted by 673 The problem is likely not your ballsack, check the factory settings. I can assure you the problem is never my ballsack to any issue :P you realize that as most men get older, their sack hangs a lot lower. For some, that wish they had for their junk being so long it hits the water comes true..... except it's the beans that touch the water instead of their frank. I use mine to forecast the weather have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings