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Prolly... "Hey boy, you want a piece of this buffalo woman?" What flick was this line from?
Lonesome Dove?
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Prolly... "Hey boy, you want a piece of this buffalo woman?" What flick was this line from?
Lonesome Dove?
Brain fart. It was Death Hunt with Lee Marvin.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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I'd stick my dick so far up her ass it would wink at her every time she washes her teeth...
Youβd probably impale half a chicken and a dozen doughnuts before you left her colon.
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Beav... Chickens, really? They can lay eggs right?
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Prolly... "Hey boy, you want a piece of this buffalo woman?" What flick was this line from?
Lonesome Dove?
Brain fart. It was Death Hunt with Lee Marvin.
Correct! Buffalo Heifer in Lonsome Dove! ππ
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" Alvin, buffalo woman wants to know when you're going to be ready for her? She says you walk likes you have a corn cobb up your ass." Death Hunt
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" Alvin. buffalo woman wants to know when you're going to be ready for her? She says you walk likes you have a corn cobb up your ass." Death Hunt
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Great flick!
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Founder Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester "Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored." WS
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Prolly... "Hey boy, you want a piece of this buffalo woman?" What flick was this line from?
Lonesome Dove?
Brain fart. It was Death Hunt with Lee Marvin.
Correct! Buffalo Heifer in Lonsome Dove! ππ
That was my first thought.
" Alvin. buffalo woman wants to know when you're going to be ready for her? She says you walk likes you have a corn cobb up your ass." Death Hunt
Then I remembered the scene in Death Hunt.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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She needs to be chased around the pasture a few times every day after feeding.
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I'd stick my dick so far up her ass it would wink at her every time she washes her teeth...
Youβd probably impale half a chicken and a dozen doughnuts before you left her colon.
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Beav... Chickens, really? They can lay eggs right?
A half eaten cluck, stored in her dumpster, ainβt gonna lay anymore eggs, Grizz. π
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She needs to be chased around the pasture a few times every day after feeding.
Iβd chase her around the bedroom!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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She needs to be chased around the pasture a few times every day after feeding.
Iβd chase her around the bedroom!
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She needs to be chased around the pasture a few times every day after feeding.
Iβd chase her around the bedroom!
Stampede!!!!
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I was thinking of that song when I made my post.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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She needs to be chased around the pasture a few times every day after feeding.
Iβd chase her around the bedroom!
Stampede!!!!
Amen!
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Merle knows what's good. LMFAO
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have. The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming. Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Sheβs not bad looking for a fat girl. But thatβs because sheβs young and she is pretty. If she had a fugly face and bad skin she would be a hard pass. Give her a few years and/or few kids and she will have another 60 pounds on her easily. Iβm not sure why they are promoting fatness like they do these days. Might as well bring back the Marlboro ads.
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Sheβs not bad looking for a fat girl. But thatβs because sheβs young and she is pretty. If she had a fugly face and bad skin she would be a hard pass. Give her a few years and/or few kids and she will have another 60 pounds on her easily. Iβm not sure why they are promoting fatness like they do these days. Might as well bring back the Marlboro ads.
That could be true, but in the meantime
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Well that'll give ya lots of cushion for the pushing.
Bet a couple of hours at the local watering hole and she'd look pretty dang good...especially at closing time.
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