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I had a truck driver that used to work for me. I'm not sure how often he took a shower, but in the Summertime he used to get pretty ripe. One day, one of the other guys said to him, "Hey Paul, when you get home you might want to take a shower. You're starting to attract flies".
"Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem."
Ronald Reagan
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"Cleanliness is next to godliness" so I got that going for me. A long bath surrounded by scented candles while listening to the chanting of Tibetan monks soothes the inner tiger.
It is well known that liberals smell worse than real people. Except for sheepfarmers.
mike r
Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC
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Campfire Savant
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Campfire Savant
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Had two today, another before I go to bed!
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Campfire Ranger
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"How Often do you shower ??"
Once monthly[now that I have a bidet].
FJB & FJT
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Used to be a nasty kid on the school bus. Smell like sour milk, had a members only jacket like the one wabigoon wears lol.
We called him Ebenezer Greaser, big chunks of scabs and dandruff on his jacket
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Campfire Regular
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2x a day,In my high school there were 7 or 8 guys named BILL,each one had a nickname,big bill,little bill,skinny bill,fat bill,etc.
I was, SWEATY BILL, but at least i wasn t,STINKY BILL.Hence the 2 showers a day.
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Campfire Ranger
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"Cleanliness is next to godliness" so I got that going for me. A long bath surrounded by scented candles while listening to the chanting of Tibetan monks soothes the inner tiger.
It is well known that liberals smell worse than real people. Except for sheepfarmers.
mike r First Earth Force battalion kinda stuff….😂
�Politicians are the lowest form of life on earth. Liberal Democrats are the lowest form of politician.� �General George S. Patton, Jr.
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~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I do the three S every morning, shoot, then shave/shower. Cold blast if slow starting, then my motor runs.
Up hills slow,
Down hills fast
Tonnage first and
Safety last.
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