Now that I am retired I shower twice a week. Once the weather gets warm about 3 times a week. My best Bud has to shower every single day. How about you ?

Every day - sometimes 2x

Yep.

Depends on whether the Bidet is working or not.

LOL.

Same same.

Whenever I need it.

Or where it's hitting!

At least once a month, whether I need it or not....

Once per day, part of the routine.

Winter time at least once a day summertime at least twice a day sometimes multiples. I really do work.

At least once a day.

Every day. Sometimes twice.

Once a day. I shave in the shower, it works much better. Disposable Gillette I'm sorry to say.

Once a day

Every other. More in the warm weather.

At least once day. I can't comprehend not showering every day unless I'm camping or something.

Every Saturday night whether I need it or not

Guess it depends on where you live. I live in the rainforest.

I take two Saunas a day.
One in the morning that runs for about 20 min then a cool shower.

Another one in the evening that lasts about 2-4, 20 minute sessions, then a cool shower

Same here

Depends if it's rained that week or not..

Same, but always at least once a day.

Late in life my father told me, “You know, I don’t shower every day”.

I replied, “Yes, we know!”

Daily

Every other day, or after golf. Geezer skin gets way too dry and itchy if you soap up too often.

I don’t even work anymore (relative to when I was young), but I can’t imagine going to bed in the filth I get into after work. Garden. Yard. Running dogs. Ticks. 98% humidity and 100 degree weather. Shower every night before bed. Sometimes again in morning. Sometimes immediately after work if I get conned into doing actual work.

Once per day in the morning. Maybe another in the evening on date night if I feel like being nice.

Every day usually in the morning. Once “warm” weather (don’t laugh you Texas and Arizona guys) I’ll shower morning and evening. I’m used to showering twice a day at least. In the fire department I’d shower after morning workout and then I’d shower after a lot of calls. Guys used to laugh but I like being clean and continued my routine unaffected by their teasing. After a year or so all the guys were showering more often, I like to think that I literally cleaned C-shift up. Some calls were so disgusting that I had to shower, some calls you got really dirty, sweaty and smoky so a shower was necessary and other calls the smells were so assaulting that a shower was a clean respite.

When are you NOT home?

Daily

Generally twice a day. Once I get up and once before bed. Sometimes three times a day if I did a lot of stuff and got dirty before we go out. Soap and water is cheap plus I can be dog tired working on stuff and it re-energizes me.

I'm a geezer, but once daily, + on some days, is my routine.

I haven't wrinkled up yet.

Once or twice a week.

Does a Bidet shower count?

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Your wife must love the natural musk.

Every morning, both to freshen up and to wake up (3AM, ugh!).
In hot weather I sweat buckets at work, so it's a second shower after I get home.
Shave every other day.

When I get up and after work.....
So twice a day.

How often do you no bathing stink mf-ers change your bedding?

We are sheep farmers.

The fugg do we care?

Snow is receding up the mountainside, cottonwoods are leafing out, grass is greening up...Probably be pretty safe to shower in another week, ten days, or so.

So you don't mind smelling like sheep? What about your wife?

Showering isn't going to get rid of that.

She is covered in yellow lamb shìt and milk replacer right now.

Why dont you ask her yourself?

The day I take a shower.

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First thing every morning. Twice a day before I retired.

LOL.

LOL

Well, what about for the sheep, on "date night?"

Same, this time of year more often 2x than not

Some of you folks need a little edumication at the Rancid Crabtree Health and Wellness Center.

Totally agree. I can go days up in the mountains when hunting etc. but I can't imagine walking by a perfectly good shower or bathtub at home and choosing to smell like ass instead.....

Nothing says camping in the summer more than smelling like Deet for 4 days.

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Whenever it crawls off on it's own - And I can't catch it!

Once every presidential administration. I'm hoping Biden gets beat next time cause my overalls are already getting pretty ripe.

No way I’d go over a day without a shower. Hell, I can’t straighten myself out in the morning without a good, hot shower. A second one before bed if necessary.

I don’t care if my shin falls off. I ain’t going around stinking.

Everyday unless I'm sick in bed...

Every morning and most evenings. What kinda nasty mf'er don't shower at least once a day unless they're camping or hunting?

Absolutely, mirage....What a bunch of frick’n savages we have for members. 😝





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Every day but sometimes slip a day on weekends.

Every morning when I get up. Sometimes once or twice again during the day depending upon how much I've been doing.

Once a month, whether I need it or not.

Twice a day, three times if I’m home in the summer, home all the time now. I’m retarded, no workie no mo!!

Cshit once a day!

Lol ! I was login to post OINK !

I asked her and she said ...Bhaaaaaa

At least once a day. Sometimes twice. Not going to bed with my daily dirt.

GreggH

Healthy flora is soulful

^^^This^^^

After a few days I'm not sure what would be worse. The smell or the nut butter.
One shower a day keeps the ball itch away.

Slum, I’m struggling to get there on that one....But okay, if you think so 🤔

Lol

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Ok, gotta go, Sauna is hot, again.

Stopped at a Shell station in a neighboring county years ago to fill up, and there was a family stripped down to their undies, taking baths with the station garden hose on the side of the building. Had a bar of soap and everything.

At least they were trying, I guess.

My kid had a college professor who subscribed to this theory. He said he was glad to get away from that stupid, stinking bassturd.

Yep

Generally daily. I just got out of the shower a half an hour ago. Clean shaven too.

5 times a day minimum. Cause I’m a bitch and like to smell like a flower lol

When I'm dirty and done working, I wash off.
The less civilized in my area just slather on more
trader's village cheap cologne and/or febreze if
they're a border jumper

Soap is still relatively inexpensive

That is brave of you to admit.

You suppose these tough sunsabitches come home from the groomer smelling like a Summers Eve sporting little pink ribbons behind their ears?

There's a drought you know.

“What month of the year would you say it is?”

Osky

Nutz too?

2x a day.

Possibly more on weekends depending what we do during the day and what we are supposed to do in the evenings.

Twice a month they get their hair cut by a queer that puts “product” in it for them and wear perfume.

Thanks!

Hahaha! I hear Javier is quite luxurious.



I cuts my own hair. What's left of it anyway.

Twice a day ? LMFAO

Daily. I did switch to cold showers recently.

I've showered 9 times so far... This year.

Don’t want to wash off your protective layer 😎

Dont Germans just take a sour dishrag from the kitchen and hit their armpits and call it good?

Is that why they were called krauts? They smelled like sauerkraut?

I wonder if the gal's that shower twice a day are the same ones that are scared of snakes.

LOL

Every day - winter, summer at least twice or more if needed
Old Cuss

This

Usually once a day before bed. My wife gets on my azz for sitting in my chair dirty. And getting in bed stinking, sticky and dirty ain't happening.

Daily. Sometimes twice daily.

Ron

And their armpits like Teen Wolf

Daily if I'm working or it's nasty humid.
Before I go anywhere if I haven't.

Can't imagine a bunch of times a day, just seems stupid.
If I'm working and funky, I'm not stopping to waste time and water,
create more laundry for the wife, just to go right back to getting funky.

No product but yes, a haircut every other week. Would do weekly if not such a hassle.

Took a really good shower back in ‘66, haven’t needed another since.

EVERY FRIGGIN DAY!!

When I need it. I showered every day, sometimes twice. Until I retired. Now, in the winter, every 2-3 days. Summer, pretty much daily. Sometimes twice. Every time prior to going to town or being around people.

Shower?

I shower once a day and use one mild soap for everything. When I was in college I learned a valuable lesson one day… Always shower in between girls. Evidently they can identify certain smells of other girls on certain parts of your body. It was a long few days but eventually was let back into the house.

Only as often as it rains.

shower everyday


bath when i renew my driver license

Every morning and twice a day when it gets hot out.

European style

Every day, unless I miss one.

Very true…..also taking a shower at 3am after spending the night in the saloon looks suspicious to girlfriends. I didn’t want to get into bed smelling like an ash tray….

This is great advice, but not always practical. Once you're in the shower and lathered up it's great, but sometimes it's hard to convince two of 'em to get in there with you.

Not if you got a huge shower nozzle 😁

I do if I can't get to the store for more Pampers baby wipes...those things are good for more than 2-3 day hunting trips.

Every day, more if needed

Shower twice a day minimum. Usually in the morning and after dinner. Anytime after working up a sweat on a project. Shave every day. DIY buzz haircut once a week.

Every morning

I'll let you ask.........

Somedays I'm down with a whore's bath and others...

At least once a day, my werewolf looking ass sweats a lot in the summer. Noticed while working in the Middle East that the Europeans could out stink the locals and third world country boys on lots of days.

JMHO- can't understand the current trend of
walking around all crusty
Takes maybe a minute to get damp, soap up
rinse off, get out, and dry off

These hood rats here run around smelling like
salty burger king mayonaisey sweat and doused
with faux designer poi- fume
Makes for a nauseating odor, especially if they're
walking ahead of you in the grocery store, etc.

I had a truck driver that used to work for me. I'm not sure how often he took a shower, but in the Summertime he used to get pretty ripe. One day, one of the other guys said to him, "Hey Paul, when you get home you might want to take a shower. You're starting to attract flies".

"Cleanliness is next to godliness" so I got that going for me. A long bath surrounded by scented candles while listening to the chanting of Tibetan monks soothes the inner tiger.

It is well known that liberals smell worse than real people. Except for sheepfarmers.


mike r

Daily

Had two today, another before I go to bed!

"How Often do you shower ??"

Once monthly[now that I have a bidet].

Used to be a nasty kid on the school bus. Smell like sour milk, had a members only jacket like the one wabigoon wears lol.
We called him Ebenezer Greaser, big chunks of scabs and dandruff on his jacket

2x a day,In my high school there were 7 or 8 guys named BILL,each one had a nickname,big bill,little bill,skinny bill,fat bill,etc.
I was, SWEATY BILL, but at least i wasn t,STINKY BILL.Hence the 2 showers a day.

First Earth Force battalion kinda stuff….😂

I do the three S every morning, shoot, then shave/shower. Cold blast if slow starting, then my motor runs.

Daily