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The Babylon Bee says the next cover model is Stacy Abrams. How in hell those fat gals wipe their ass is a mystery to me?? They don't. 🤢🤢🤢
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jum conrad: For YOU to call anyone a "pussy" is just exactly like the pot calling the kettle black! PUSSY! Sheesh. Its getting rich around here. Hold into the wind VarmintGuy
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LBP!!! She’s giving you that come hither look!!! You ol’ Lothario you!!! didn't Dr Smith call the Robot that?
Me solum relinquatis
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Could be much... There is definitely a difference between this crowd and Yumi! Today maybe how about 10 years from now.
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Babylon Bee:
ATLANTA—In what many are calling a long-overdue act of democracy, justice, and equity, Sports Illustrated has honored Stacey Abrams as this year’s Swimsuit Edition cover model.
“Despite decades of unfair Abrams-suppression measures, we have finally ascended the pinnacle of what our institution represents: beautiful governors ignoring haters, racists, and meanies,” said Sports Illustrated managing editor Gob Dibbons to the press at yesterday’s unveiling event for the highly-anticipated magazine issue. Amid cheers for Abrams finally being recognized as a beautiful, powerful governor, several members of the press fainted when Dibbons drew back the black felt curtain to reveal the cover depicting the bombshell Democrat supermodel.
Reporters from Fox News claim that Abrams lost the 2018 Georgia Governor’s election and is not, in fact, a beautiful governor, but they have had their press passes revoked for spreading hurtful disinformation.
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Yesterday at a friends funeral a woman fell in the back of the church. Took 4 big guys to get her back on her feet , about 400 lbs. She had a pretty face but if you got her in the sack 911 would have to get her out.
Never take life to seriously, after all ,no one gets out of it alive.
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Hey, if that girl were to lose 20 or 30 pounds, she be attractive. Following that logic...if the others were to lose 300-500lbs they could possibly be attractive too.LOL
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Yesterday at a friends funeral a woman fell in the back of the church. Took 4 big guys to get her back on her feet , about 400 lbs. She had a pretty face but if you got her in the sack 911 would have to get her out. What's the number to call to get yourself out??
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The plus side of fat girls: Concealment *and* cover.
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Hey, if that girl were to lose 20 or 30 pounds, she be attractive. I’d bet a nickel that a minimum of 70 percent of poster’s women aren’t as nice looking as this gal. Is she a supermodel, no, but she isn’t a whale. And for the record, yes, my wife is thinner than her.
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Hey, if that girl were to lose 20 or 30 pounds, she be attractive. I’d bet a nickel that a minimum of 70 percent of poster’s women aren’t as nice looking as this gal. Is she a supermodel, no, but she isn’t a whale. And for the record, yes, my wife is thinner than her. LOL, you think Hawkeye has an ol' lady?! Most of the rest are 80 lbs overweight and 10 years into Medicare talking like they'd ever be in a position to turn her down, lol.
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That girl is seriously sexy. Not even in the same league as the SI sow.
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Both of these are perfect to me.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
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I wouldn't touch that. I can't stand the giant flabby Kim Kardashian asses like this girl has.
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Both of these are perfect to me. The bottom one is fine, good looking gal. I'd be all over her. The other one has the giant ass thing going that I can't stand so she'd be a no. I guess it's the influence of black culture and rap, but I can't figure out why giant, gelatinous fat rear ends are now considered sexy by some guys. I don't mind a few extra pounds on a woman but it has to be proportionate. The giant, out of shape butts that are in vogue now are as gross as a giant beer belly on a woman.
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This piece of ass is A-OK for me. A few extra pounds don't hurt. Plus, nice tits, and she looks to be eager for action! I wonder, full bush, or, landing strip, or shaved?
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