After retiring, I went to the Social Security Office to apply for benefits. The woman
behind the counter asked me for my Drivers Liciense, to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left it at home. I told the woman I would
have to go home, and come back later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt!" So I opened my shirt revealing my curly
silver chest hair. She said, "That curly silver chest hair is proof enough for me!"
and she processed my application.
When I got home - I told my wife about my experience at the Social Security Office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants - You might have gotten Disabilty too!"