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You know them Injuns....they all look alike.
I didn't crazy eyes...but would just fold my arms in front of me.
We had the bar man try to pull a gun on us once.
We stole his gun and locked him in the closet.
He was kinda dumb....he kept the gun in the cash box and we had been bartending for him all night.
I am MAGA.
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Wow... There's some real hard cases on here. Allegedly.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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You know them Injuns....they all look alike.
I didn't crazy eyes...but would just fold my arms in front of me.
We had the bar man try to pull a gun on us once.
We stole his gun and locked him in the closet.
He was kinda dumb....he kept the gun in the cash box and we had been bartending for him all night. Laughin my ass off here. Made me cough even! That same bar I had a drinking friend there. 6'8" and BIG. Little fuggers always getting drunk wanting to fight him, figuring he was big and slow maybe?, and he didn't like to. Some dude, 6' or so and not wimpy looking, tried to get him to fight. Guy had to weigh 200+ and had the most shocked look on his face when my drinkin' buddy picked him up by the shirt and stuck him rather forcefully to the wall, held him there and told him "I told you I don't want to fight" Oh the good ol' days, eh?
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Wow... There's some real hard cases on here. Allegedly. Yeah, and one never knows who is the hardest by outside appearances.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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It’s generally old hippies. 😉
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
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You know them Injuns....they all look alike.
I didn't crazy eyes...but would just fold my arms in front of me.
We had the bar man try to pull a gun on us once.
We stole his gun and locked him in the closet.
He was kinda dumb....he kept the gun in the cash box and we had been bartending for him all night. Laughin my ass off here. Made me cough even! That same bar I had a drinking friend there. 6'8" and BIG. Little fuggers always getting drunk wanting to fight him, figuring he was big and slow maybe?, and he didn't like to. Some dude, 6' or so and not wimpy looking, tried to get him to fight. Guy had to weigh 200+ and had the most shocked look on his face when my drinkin' buddy picked him up by the shirt and stuck him rather forcefully to the wall, held him there and told him "I told you I don't want to fight" Oh the good ol' days, eh? Fare thee well.....good ole days.
I am MAGA.
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It’s generally old hippies. 😉 Old hippie lookin' folks. I used to tell people that called me a hippie that "Yeah, but hippies are non-violent. I may not be"
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)
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Campfire Kahuna
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It’s generally old hippies. 😉 Old hippie lookin' folks. I used to tell people that called me a hippie that "Yeah, but hippies are non-violent. I may not be" I picked that up in the Crocs thread. Some super gunsmith from NY would be very embarrassed to get his ass kicked by a bare footed alleged hippy.
I am MAGA.
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2003 at a Genitorturers show. Some good looking blonde hauled off and hit me. Blindsided.
Made me spill part of my beer.
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Where is ol' Blackie at? With his claims, he must have gone fisticuffs recently.
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Was meeting a realtor (friend) at a townhome project to look at a small one bedroom unit I was considering purchasing for one of my daughters that was starting college. I was in my car talking to her when out of the blue some ragtag dude walks up to the open window on my car and slaps my phone out of my hand, striking me across the face. He was yelling at me that I couldn't park there. Got out of my car and tagged him square between the eyes. The punch broke my ring finger on my right hand and now I'll forever live with a crooked finger. This was 17 years ago.
Make Gitmo Great Again!! Who gave the order to stop counting votes in the swing states on the night of November 3/4, 2020?
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When you watch movies with multiple hits to the head and face, you know the writers have never been in a real fight…
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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About 15 years ago. Wife was over looking at an office her employer was leasing/moving in to. Person moving out of the office was a 50 yr old dude who thought his schitttt was ice cream and there wasn't enough spoons to go around, made a pass at my wife a couple of times. She told me about it at lunch, so after lunch I went over there and knocked that loser into the next area code. The younger guy standing there, wide eyed, told me he deserved it. I left, never heard a word about it.
Some people just need their asss beat. LOL. I'll take "Schitt that never happened" for $1.50, Alex. Booze Head Burns saw Gruff write this yesterday and just had to use the same line. LOL Goes with your being a complete fugking fraud.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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2003 at a Genitorturers show. Some good looking blonde hauled off and hit me. Blindsided.
Made me spill part of my beer. What was his name?
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The last time I threw a punch was about 40 years ago when I confronted a supposed friend about my suspicions that he'd been fuqing my now long since ex wife. Bastard had the audacity to not only admit it but laugh about it saying "what the hell you gonna do about it ass hole"?
I hit him on the jaw with everything I had breaking his jaw and knocking him out. I was about to follow up on that with some more pummeling then saw a pretty significant trail of blood flowing from his left ear. That scared the schitt out of me! I thought I'd killed him and would wind up in prison. Fortunately, he came too after a few minutes and, over time, recovered. That was the last time I threw a punch in anger.
At my age now, I'd hate to find myself in a fight. I've got a 13 year old grandson that could probably kick my ancient ass.
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The last time I threw a punch was about 40 years ago when I confronted a supposed friend about my suspicions that he'd been fuqing my now long since ex wife. Bastard had the audacity to not only admit it but laugh about it saying "what the hell you gonna do about it ass hole"?
I hit him on the jaw with everything I had breaking his jaw and knocking him out. I was about to follow up on that with some more pummeling then saw a pretty significant trail of blood flowing from his left ear. That scared the schitt out of me! I thought I'd killed him and would wind up in prison. Fortunately, he came too after a few minutes and, over time, recovered. That was the last time I threw a punch in anger.
At my age now, I'd hate to find myself in a fight. I've got a 13 year old grandson that could probably kick my ancient ass. That's why we are always armed nowadays.
God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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You ever seen a indian couple beat the hell out of each other?
They dont do body punches..... I never saw one hit another in the mouth either, they’re afraid of what that one tooth can do to your fist…
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When I was 9, we built a cabin near West Yellowstone. The night we completed the structure, we went into town to celebrate with a rare meal at a restaurant. This was the summer of 1963 and my dad was 53 by then. When we pulled into the parking lot, a punk in his early 20’s came strolling up to my dad and accused him of throwing a beer bottle at his car when we passed each other on the dirt road to the cabin. My dad straightened out the punk’s confusion and his front teeth, in one solid blow to his face. That kid hit the ground so hard, the cigarettes in the sleeve of his t shirt, went flying all over the street. I remember picking up all the free cigarettes to give to my dad as a reward for his pugilism. The kid picked up what was left of himself and told my dad he was going to get the sheriff and come and get my dad. Dad told him it wouldn’t be hard to find him, as he would be inside the Horseshoe Cafe having dinner. We even had dessert that night without a visit from the local constable. This was the man you didn’t screw with, few did and no one more than once…
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About 15 years ago. Wife was over looking at an office her employer was leasing/moving in to. Person moving out of the office was a 50 yr old dude who thought his schitttt was ice cream and there wasn't enough spoons to go around, made a pass at my wife a couple of times. She told me about it at lunch, so after lunch I went over there and knocked that loser into the next area code. The younger guy standing there, wide eyed, told me he deserved it. I left, never heard a word about it.
Some people just need their asss beat. LOL. I'll take "Schitt that never happened" for $1.50, Alex. Booze Head Burns saw Gruff write this yesterday and just had to use the same line. LOL Goes with your being a complete fugking fraud. What's really funny about it is how badly he botched the attempt at humor. Since when did Jeopardy! have $1.50 categories?
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A year ago. It was at the Red Man event at the police academy, after the end of 'groundfighting". The guy landed a couple on me which rang my bell despite the protective gear, and probably wasnt even trying that hard.
He was a martial arts guy and a firefighter with a neck bigger than my thigh. I'd feel bad (not really) for any fool that took a swing at him in anger.
Learned some lessons right there.
Carry what you’re willing to fight with - Mackay Sagebrush
Perfect is the enemy of good enough
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