Tell you what, I got a corpse stinkin up the place that sumbitch is going for a ride. It don't matter at that point she ain't there anyhow.
I wouldn't mind being disposed of that way. I'd be dead, for one thing, but being chow for the coyotes and worms isn't objectionable to me. be dead!
Burial in the ground came about probably because of stink and disease, at least partially. Cremation isn't a bad option- cheaper than those expensive caskets and services.
Actually, in Alaska one can bury the dead themselves in their back yard if they wish. I know people that have done it, making the casket out of plywood.
Being unwillingly helped along the way is another matter altogether.