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1. It’s best if you do not run over little babies with the mower! And: 2. To accomplish that, keep the male and female children inside along with any female adults, while the adult male is mowing and chugging a beer!
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Sound advice. Does this only apply to black folks or is it assumed to be for white folks as well?
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If you look closer, dad is flipping the Wife and kids the bird.
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Glad someone figured that out.
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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If you put Taco Bell sauce in your ramen noodles it tastes just like poverty
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Family behind window until mower kicks out a rock that breaks glass and hits mom between the eyes...
Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla!
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Glad someone figured that out. Someone was paid to create this
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Laugh if you want, but who of us has not seen some idiot mowing while his kids play within feet of that whirling blade? As has been proven, a mower-thrown rock can be as powerful as a pistol slug.
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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Laugh if you want, but who of us has not seen some idiot mowing while his kids play within feet of that whirling blade? As has been proven, a mower-thrown rock can be as powerful as a pistol slug. It's mostly the gender-specific concepts that made me laugh. And the prohibition against running over babies doesn't seem to include mowing near someone else.
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I knew a man who ran over his son with a riding mower and killed him. I always wanted to ask him just how in the heck it happened, but he did not want to talk about it, so I didn't. I don't want anyone around me when I'm mowing, as there are too many things that can happen. I've seen mowers throw objects a long way, and years ago, I broke a truck window out with a rock the mower threw.
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I guy I went to school with, ran over his daughter with a lawn mower , and killed her.
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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In Chicongo they never caution about the use of a Mower..
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Yep, you've been warned. Anything like that happens now it's all on you.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Just like when I bought ice cream and it said that I had to keep it frozen!!!
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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I kind of like these types of signs telling you that you are supposed to tip over:
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Seems racist
Why only black babies getting ran over?
Very optimistic too, a black family with a dad? Could be the garbage man mowing for them. Or a darkie stealing the mower.
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Seems racist
Why only black babies getting ran over?
Very optimistic too, a black family with a dad? Could be the garbage man mowing for them. Or a darkie stealing the mower. My best guess, and you should stay indoors and watch it happen.
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