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Campfire Kahuna
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Regarding smash burgers....I just use a big spatula to smash them.
One great thing to cook on them is shrimp. Skewers or just tossed on. They get a good sear rather than steam in a pan with too little room.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Ranger
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They are fugging gross in warm weather.
We were hauling water to them earlier. 700 gallon metal tanks.
One of the tanks got schit in. None of them would drink it.
We now have them on flowing water......and they go down to a spring fed pond and schit it up. The water in that pond has to be chewy by now.
But hey...pigs are the dirty ones right?? You have officially lost it...
Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego. Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me.
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Campfire Kahuna
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A flat searing is the magic.
I been doing that for long time in a fryin pan. We just called that “hamburger”.
🤷🏻♂️
I be durn
Ok…so what are “sliders” ?
Seen some lesbian Navy gal on a carrier, with a really fat, wide ass…(morbidly obese) talking about Sliders.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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My favorite cow move is when they walk right down the middle of a freshly rolled out $300 bale of third cutting alfalfa all the while taking a chit. And when you get done chitting might as well stop and take a piss on it.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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My favorite cow move is when they walk right down the middle of a freshly rolled out $300 bale of third cutting alfalfa all the while taking a chit. And when you get done chitting might as well stop and take a piss on it. I saw a cow pissing out tha side of an open stock trailer today on a state highway. Too bad a liberal in a convertible wasn’t beside it.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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My favorite cow move is when they walk right down the middle of a freshly rolled out $300 bale of third cutting alfalfa all the while taking a chit. And when you get done chitting might as well stop and take a piss on it. Then pout because their food is covered in schit and they are still hungry.
I am MAGA.
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Campfire Sage
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I have no idea what Smash Burger is
It that a hand-pattied burger, like the 100-200 monthly I pound out in a 4” lid form? You know how people used to smash ground beef into a patty with their hands? Now they use those hands to make it into a ball, then put the ball on a griddle, and smash the ground beef with a spatula. It somehow makes all the difference in the world and you can post on Instagram that your husband is making SMASH burgers instead of burgers.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
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A flat searing is the magic.
I been doing that for long time in a fryin pan. We just called that “hamburger”.
🤷🏻♂️
I be durn
Ok…so what are “sliders” ?
Seen some lesbian Navy gal on a carrier, with a really fat, wide ass…(morbidly obese) talking about Sliders. Sliders are small hamburgers. But nobody wants to tell the world their husband is making hamburgers. "Sliders" sound way cooler. Do not confuse frying ground beef in patty form with frying ground beef in a ball form that is smashed into a patty. People get upset.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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My favorite cow move is when they walk right down the middle of a freshly rolled out $300 bale of third cutting alfalfa all the while taking a chit. And when you get done chitting might as well stop and take a piss on it. cows ain't very fhucckkin smart But the taste good cooked right
T R U M P W O N !
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Campfire Outfitter
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We've got a camp chef at duck camp. I guess it's 36". Can cook a bunch of food for 8-12 guys. Smash burgers, ruebens, stir fry, etc.
Have a smaller version in one of our duck blinds. Breakfast sandwiches/burritos are a hit.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Pre-smash burgers.
Conduct is the best proof of character.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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A good hamburger and all the fixings is one of the best meals on Earth.
I like the burger cooked just like a steak, medium(rare). But if the beef is questionable well done is just fine....lol
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Pre-smash burgers. Those are meatballs
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Campfire Sage
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Campfire Sage
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Pre-smash burgers. Those are meatballs Yeah but wait until the spatula smashes them.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Burger med. rare with this on both sides, piece of havarti or Swiss, bun with butter and garlic salt toasted on the grill, garden tomatoe and pickle, mayo, ketchup and mustard. If I wasn’t 3/4 lit I’d go grill one right now.
Last edited by jackmountain; 07/24/22.
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Campfire Ranger
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Burger med. rare with this on both sides, piece of havarti or Swiss, bun with butter and garlic salt toasted on the grill, garden tomatoe and pickle, mayo, ketchup and mustard. No smash burgers in VA?
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Campfire Tracker
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We (my neighbor) got these Charolais and Angus behind the house here. They get in their pond and bob around like bumper boats. All stacked up. One will be shîtting liquid stew right in the pond. No manners at all 🤷🏻♂️ Another one will be right behind that ass pipe drinking the shît water 2ft from the pooping rectum doing its thing. I been meaning to ax him how much he’d sell one of them shît eating bovines 😃 And that my friend is why you drink upstream from the herd.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Looks like a Sonic hamburger . Congratulations?
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