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Got my hunting buddies and wives coming over for burgers and brew. You know. Casual deal. Fire pit. Corn hole. Talk about this upcoming season.
Wife has now dropped into third gear getting ready.
Just announced she's trying to find color coordinated napkins for the plastic plates. Wants me to get sparkling water. Made me clean the grill.
Should have just met them at the gravel pit with guns.
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Wife>Steve> go put on a nicer shirt as she swats Steve butt
PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Bristoe
The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Let chicks be chicks. If they're happy, you'll be happy.
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Wife>Steve> go put on a nicer shirt as she swats Steve butt You must be psychic!!
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^ Yeah but their happiness usually means more unnecessary effort on your part.
Don't forget the plastic champagne glasses for the sparkle water!
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Let's Go Brandon! FJB
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At least you're not canning 100 pounds of peaches.
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(Replying to Ghost)
^ Yeah but their happiness usually means more unnecessary effort on your part.
Don't forget the plastic champagne glasses for the sparkle water! Unwanted effort perhaps, unnecessary depends on the outcome, and ending, of the night!
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Wife>Steve> go put on a nicer shirt as she swats Steve butt You must be psychic!! No, just married.....
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Steve, what a lot of guys never realize is that the best aphrodisiac for a woman is for the guy to help around the house. “What can I help you with dear?” goes a lot farther than sitting on your butt watching her work. Mine just made us a rhubarb tort and I’m grilling steaks and helping clean up. Life is great.
My other auto is a .45
The bitterness of poor quality is remembered long after the sweetness of low price has faded from memory
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Sounds like you have a good one, you gotta take the good with the bad.
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At least you're not canning 100 pounds of peaches. Are you really canning 100 lbs of peaches Roy??? We have been making squash casseroles to freeze, got about 40 in there already. We put up tomatoes earlier in the summer, made jalapeños poppers for freezer too. I like jalapeños poppers but can’t eat to many or the cause a revolution!!!! Ass on fire kind of revolution
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Steve, what a lot of guys never realize is that the best aphrodisiac for a woman is for the guy to help around the house. “What can I help you with dear?” goes a lot farther than sitting on your butt watching her work. Mine just made us a rhubarb tort and I’m grilling steaks and helping clean up. Life is great. Oh, we haven't stayed together for almost 40 years without figuring that out.
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Sounds like you have a good one, you gotta take the good with the bad. That I do. And this ain't bad. I know what bad is... 
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Wife>Steve> go put on a nicer shirt as she swats Steve butt Man, if I had a dollar for every time my wife told me to "go put a shirt on." And, "pants too!" 
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If she’s telling you to put ‘em on , something is kattywampus with that
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Sounds like you have a good one, you gotta take the good with the bad. That I do. And this ain't bad. I know what bad is... Me too, was married to the wicked witch of the west! Not really, but we couldn’t get along.
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Clean the grill? So much for the acquired flavor.
The easiest way is to use an angle grinder with a wire brush. Wear an old full body shop coat and goggles because the grease is going to fly.
“In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act.”
― George Orwell
It's not over when you lose. It's over when you quit.
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This is what you can look forward to as a soon to be retired guy; Honey-do Lists
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At least you're not canning 100 pounds of peaches. Are you really canning 100 lbs of peaches Roy??? Yes.
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Got my hunting buddies and wives coming over for burgers and brew. You know. Casual deal. Fire pit. Corn hole. Talk about this upcoming season.
Wife has now dropped into third gear getting ready.
Just announced she's trying to find color coordinated napkins for the plastic plates. Wants me to get sparkling water. Made me clean the grill.
Should have just met them at the gravel pit with guns. Yup and a receiver hitch BBQ pit.
God bless Texas-----------------------
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Its not how you pick the booger..
but where you put it !!
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