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Sal, you’re gonna give Flave the vapors.

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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
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Alot of people can eat like a horse and not gain weight or worry about gaining weight.

Genetics,lifestyle, diet, and activity come into play.

But we do have alot of phatt fuggs in our country compared to many others countries.
And not just Sally Struthers 3rd world fly covered kids countries.

But alot of it is indeed overblown via commercialization of the health industry and .gov schit to the fitness culture.
Youngest Khanarella is a prime example.
Manager at a health/ supplement Store.
Big ole cans of workout powders, drink mixes, sports bars around the house.
Strange healthy foods in the fridge.
She buys it..
Then I see her come home with a big ole bag of chil filet or McDonald's every once in awhile.
Asked her if she remembers the scene at the end of dodgeball with Fat Dwight...🥴🥴🥴
Gets all mad at me..😄😄😄
Ain't in the kids DNA on either side of the family to get fatt anyways...

But dear ole dad is gonna take comic exspense on ya if ya give him a chance.
👍👍👍😄😄😄

The thing that ticks me off about alot of phatt fuggs is they are getting fatt on my nickel via EBT and all the Bullschit foods they are allowed to buy with that schit.

Some of these fatt fugg Ebt types should be chained to a fuuuuking toliet for a month fed rice, exlax, and water for a month.
Might save us taxpayers some money on the medical schit also...

If you buy your own chow on your own nickel.
Get as fatt as you want and more power to ya.

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Originally Posted by slumlord
Southern women fix that stuff all the time.

We had the glass dome of homemade brownies here 2 days ago.

I shunned them for lack of nuts. Flat out won’t touch em unless they have nuts.

The “girlfriend” of Baby Huey claims a nut allergy. So God forbid we add any Arkansas pecans.

Same with homemade banana bread, no more pecan pralines, no more 6 lbs of homemade fudge with walnuts.

Always have to cater to the least common denominator

No allergy here.

I just about hate nuts in anything though.

I can tolerate a few walnuts in the brownies, but that's about it. Except I can eat nuts that are fresh off the tree, like walnuts or hickory, butternut types.

I figure if they wanted me to eat nuts they'd have provided me with rodent teeth and a bushy tail and called me a squirrel.

Banana bread with raisins instead of nuts is the bomb, too.


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In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Worst 2 food items ever devised….Waldorf Salad and Fruit Cake.

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Originally Posted by antlers
Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
So all those fat fugks in Walmart that use a motorized cart…
Idk why there seem to be so many of em’ in the vitamin aisle; I stopped in to resupply yesterday and there were 3 of em’ in the vitamin aisle at the same time…!
It's a mental thing....
Offset " schit"....

Same ones get a diet coke with the 2 for 5 bucks Big macs with 2 super size fries and 4 apple pies order at McDonald,s

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Originally Posted by renegade50
Then I see her come home with a big ole bag of chil filet or McDonald's every once in awhile.
Asked her if she remembers the scene at the end of dodgeball with Fat Dwight...🥴🥴🥴
Gets all mad at me..😄😄😄
Ain't in the kids DNA on either side of the family to get fatt anyways...

But dear ole dad is gonna take comic exspense on ya if ya give him a chance.
👍👍👍😄😄😄

Laughed my ass off on that dodgeball reference.


And the bold part.

You gettin' as mean as ol' slumlort in your old age?


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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Originally Posted by Ghostinthemachine
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by gunchamp
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Calvin
“Obesity epidemic” is a marketing ploy by the billion dollar fitness/nutrition industry. Same for “overweight” and “obese” calculations in the bmi.

Good BMI numbers will put a guy into a 3rd world country weight class, like Calcutta.

If you want to eat cow dung, monkey brains, and relax with a mouthful of Khat. You too can be 6’ 2” and weigh 112lbs.


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No doubt. I'm 6'4 and my bmi is like 170 or something. I'm 250, not fat and would be damn near dead at 170

100%

Look at the breakdowns on these “America is fat” numbers.

It’s all bullschit.

Wow, Quintupled down. Maybe I should give this more investigation. You were right about COVID, perhaps my eyes are deceiving me at Walmart.

Kids are fatter, c'mon man. When I was a kid in the ,70s I once got chewed out because I had two ice cream cones in one day. It was like a huge scandal and I was shamed and ashamed. Parents then enjoyed starving their kids in those days. We were tough, bitch. It made them feel good. Now, food is so cheap they can't justify it. Ramen noodles are like 20¢ a pack. Kid can have 10 of those a day and it doesn't break the bank.

Everybody knows Minnesota is a buncha worthless fat fugks.

Mostly.

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Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Originally Posted by 3584ELK
The Food Pyramid is WRONG. All that sugar, wheat, grains, and carbs in general make you fat.

A person can get away with it if they are exercising often and well, but today's youth have a tendency to sit on their butt playing video games in mommy's basement.

It's simple, ask yourself what is different from growing up in the 70's. The food is poisoning us and the lack of exercise is a major factor.

I made major changes to my diet about 4 years ago.
I avoid carbs like the devil.
Lost a whole bunch of weight and feel great at 61 years old.
At 6'2 and 195 I think those BMI charts are garbage too.
It's all about willpower.

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Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
Originally Posted by KSMITH
My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Don't the black and brown folk like their women on the larger side?
What's not to love?


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Neighbor said he dosen’t mind his kids being fat, they’re harder to kidnap.


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Originally Posted by Beaver10
Worst 2 food items ever devised….Waldorf Salad and Fruit Cake.

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That's it mister....
Off to ignore land you go.....
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Fruit cake with peanut butter on it.
Fruit cake better have raisins in it also.
30 seconds in the microwave..
Big ole glass of milk.

Best xmas snack evah...
And all to myself 👍👍👍😄😄😄



Next thing you know someone else is gonna want to chime the fuuuuk in and slander carrot cake also.
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Carrot cake with those swollen up raisins in it and a rightous cream cheese frosting.
Holy fuuuuuk...
Zeus was eating that schit on Mt Olympus....
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Originally Posted by renegade50
Alot of people can eat like a horse and not gain weight or worry about gaining weight.

Genetics,lifestyle, diet, and activity come into play.

But we do have alot of phatt fuggs in our country compared to many others countries.
And not just Sally Struthers 3rd world fly covered kids countries.

But alot of it is indeed overblown via commercialization of the health industry and .gov schit to the fitness culture.
Youngest Khanarella is a prime example.
Manager at a health/ supplement Store.
Big ole cans of workout powders, drink mixes, sports bars around the house.
Strange healthy foods in the fridge.
She buys it..
Then I see her come home with a big ole bag of chil filet or McDonald's every once in awhile.
Asked her if she remembers the scene at the end of dodgeball with Fat Dwight...🥴🥴🥴
Gets all mad at me..😄😄😄
Ain't in the kids DNA on either side of the family to get fatt anyways...

But dear ole dad is gonna take comic exspense on ya if ya give him a chance.
👍👍👍😄😄😄

The thing that ticks me off about alot of phatt fuggs is they are getting fatt on my nickel via EBT and all the Bullschit foods they are allowed to buy with that schit.

Some of these fatt fugg Ebt types should be chained to a fuuuuking toliet for a month fed rice, exlax, and water for a month.
Might save us taxpayers some money on the medical schit also...

If you buy your own chow on your own nickel.
Get as fatt as you want and more power to ya.

This ^^


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Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by gunchamp
Originally Posted by Beaver10
Originally Posted by Calvin
“Obesity epidemic” is a marketing ploy by the billion dollar fitness/nutrition industry. Same for “overweight” and “obese” calculations in the bmi.

Good BMI numbers will put a guy into a 3rd world country weight class, like Calcutta.

If you want to eat cow dung, monkey brains, and relax with a mouthful of Khat. You too can be 6’ 2” and weigh 112lbs.


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No doubt. I'm 6'4 and my bmi is like 170 or something. I'm 250, not fat and would be damn near dead at 170

100%

Look at the breakdowns on these “America is fat” numbers.

It’s all bullschit.
Yup!

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Originally Posted by renegade50
Then I see her come home with a big ole bag of chil filet or McDonald's every once in awhile.
Asked her if she remembers the scene at the end of dodgeball with Fat Dwight...🥴🥴🥴
Gets all mad at me..😄😄😄
Ain't in the kids DNA on either side of the family to get fatt anyways...

But dear ole dad is gonna take comic exspense on ya if ya give him a chance.
👍👍👍😄😄😄

Laughed my ass off on that dodgeball reference.


And the bold part.

You gettin' as mean as ol' slumlort in your old age?

My 3 girls have dealt with dear ole dads mental games from a early age.
Nothing wrong with making a kid cry and eat some humble pie when needed.
It became a thing for them to jab me back.
Keep em sharp.
Able to retort and stand up for themselves.
Made em tough, not susceptible to bullschit, and the planet is not a kind place at times.
Some of the small reasons I think they have done well for themselves.
3 female alpha,s.
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Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
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Funny thing to me now.
But sure as fugg not when they was little kids.

The 3 seperate Happy Meal orders they had as little girls their own little special way....
Not to mention the fughing toys they knew about that came with em.

😠😠😠🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🥴🥴🥴😄😄😄

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Got a 98 grand Cherokee for Khanarella up in maine in June 98
Oldest 7
Middle 5
Youngest 2 in a car seat.
Go on long drives on St Regies Road and its feeders.
Nature cruise thing
Get the kids their Happy Meals.

Fughing Cherokee started reeking around September.
Asking Khan why is your vehicle stinking so bad.
She dont know cant figure it out.
Got those pine tree air fresheners in it.
I get tired of it.
Go see what in the fugg is in the vehicle.
Dead bird under seat , mouse , tree rat, something got in the fugger out on a nature cruise.


Fugging kids were stuffing the french fries they didnt finish into the seat belt recesses in the back seat.

Saturday or sunday drive every weekend showing the wife and kids the wilderness.

Them fries where jammed in the seat belt recesses like harden potato clay.
PITA cleaning that schit out.
🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

3 little azz,s got lit up on that one.
Shut that schit down with a quickness...
Oldest 2 remember it still.
Chuckle sorta thing to em, worth it to em I geuss now, but not that day.
Youngest don't remember it though but laughs about it via her sister's story about it getting their azz,s lit up.
😄😄😄

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Originally Posted by renegade50
Side track hi jack.
Let's check out the 07 remix.

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In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
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