Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire I’m curious about tattoo's.

You know, one day when I was in the area, I walked over to our local food stamp and welfare office, and went inside.

This pretty, gal came over and asked me if I was there to file for food stamps. She was a little on the heavy side, but attractive and well endowed.

She had a stack of forms, and told me that they were there to help me fill out the forms to maximize my benefits under Oregon Law.

I told her No Thanks.. actually I am there looking for someone who called me and told me they needed a ride home, but I don't see them, so they must have gotten a ride home with someone else.

my final statement to her was " ya know, I think you and I are the only people in here that don't have tattoos on their body"...

she smiles, puts her forms down on the counter next to us... unbuttons two buttons off her blouse, and pulls it down revealing the top half of a pair of 44 DD breasts and says to me.. " No sir... just you.. are the only one in here who doesn't have tattoos"...

She sure showed me! But what the tattoos were on, sure was a nice picture....

I left thinking, if these people didn't have all those tattoos, and still had the money they spent on them..... they wouldn't need to be on Food Stamps..

of course being on Food Stamps from the state is what freed up their wallets to get the damn things...

once again, we tax paying public, are paying the bills for society's welfare bums...

Oregon tax payers, paid the cost for those tattoos in there.. directly or indirectly.

A friend had some rabbits tattooed on his bald head...

They look like hares, from a distance.

A friend of mine has a brother who's a well known tat artist in the L A area.

My friend has an anatomically correct spinal column tattooed in blacks and greys down the center of his back.

It's pretty cool, and as I recall his bro did it for free.

I'll go out on a limb here: you've never put one foot in Oregon

yeah, guess I am blessed with a wannabe sockpuppet now...evidently some leftist looney toon...

Eeeh, I dunnno, seems a little morbid to me. But, hey, each to their own and all.

I once dated a girl with a dolphin on her thigh , I figured in tie it would turn into a whale.

I had a female friend who had an nice tattoo in the tramp stamp location, above her rear end. It was her name, in a fancy font, with a bunch of vines and flowers around it. It went from hip to hip. It was something to look at "from behind". I noticed later that it read her name from the other angle too, looking from her head back toward her rear end... the font read the same right side up or upside down. Thought it was pretty neat.

Maybe she wanted everyone to know her name when she was blowing and going.

There’s cooler things than tattoos.

I seen a Black Fraternity member one time with the letters branded into his arm.

Likewise I met an Indian in South Dakota with four pairs of knotted sundance scars on his chest.

Fellas get tattoos ta get in touch with their feminine side.

They get the tat where everbody can see it.

If someone reacts positive ta the ink, they's so happy, and they gotta tell ya a ten minute BS story bout the tat.

If someone reacts neg, they piss and moan it's nobody else's business.

Tattitude.

I saw a guy all tattooed in Walmart once. Neck and face and such.

He was all, "WTF you looking at MF'er?"

I told him, "Anything I want to. And if you're gonna put tatts on your face and expect nobody to look, you got another thing coming!"

I'm so bad ass he kept walking.

True story.

Kinda funny though right?

I think lotsa chicks bend over backwards for their tattoos.

couldn't resist lol

Nope don't like them at all. Never had the urge to disfigure my body. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder though. Look how popular the plates are for hanging the lips down to their waist in the "dark" continent. In the last 10 years alot of Hollywood and sports figures got them so all the wannabes got them too.