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Originally Posted by renegade50
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So all those fat fugks in Walmart that use a motorized cart…
Idk why there seem to be so many of em’ in the vitamin aisle; I stopped in to resupply yesterday and there were 3 of em’ in the vitamin aisle at the same time…!
It's a mental thing....
Offset " schit"....

Same ones get a diet coke with the 2 for 5 bucks Big macs with 2 super size fries and 4 apple pies order at McDonald,s
[bleep], that seriously sounds good right now. Stop posting.

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Oh no, not that rotten fried tater smell.!


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Oh no, not that rotten fried tater smell.!
Oh...
Those 3 knew it.
They was hearing mom and me talking about her fugged up smelling 4 month old vehicle on and off for about 2 weeks prior to the their french fry storage area being discovered.
They heard her "I cant figure it out stuff"
They heard my " It has to be a dead animal in it" theories....

I'm pretty sure the lead up to it and then being discovered by dad when he decided to go thru the vehicle in depth caused them some dred..

They knew when I went in the house not saying a word and getting a screw driver, teaspoon, wally world bag, and some spray cleaner.
They were busted.
Khanarella followed me out thinking I found something dead in the vehicle.
Nope.....
French fries.
She kept silent about it to the girls when she went back in the house
Dad got done, walked in house snag a arm, 3 or 4 good hard smacks on dat azz. Then the next one.
Left it at that and told em to stop doing stupid schit and they can do anything they want to their vehicles when they grow up.
Of course that went in one ear and out the other, their little minds were more on that stinging azz at that point.

Mom gave em a big ole lecture about her new Cherokee.


I can still picture the youngest in my mind doing the french fry pass over to either of her sisters from her car seat.
All 3 of them doing the secret squirrel french fry stuffing into the seat routine for months.......
SMH.....

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Originally Posted by irfubar
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I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Americans aren't fat. It's a lie.

LOL, talk about tripling down. The average American is totally gross and very very fat.

Where?

I’m out and about every day and nothing has changed since I was a kid.

If anything, more Americans are fanatical about diet and exercise than ever.

Brother Flave.... a few days in Oregon will open your eyes.... wink
He's talking about Americans.


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Originally Posted by Valsdad
Oh no, not that rotten fried tater smell.!

Not rotten taters but a frozen pizza slid under the seat in December before we went south to Florida. Car sat for 3 months, I started driving it in March and noticed a peculiar smell once the car warmed up. Wasn’t till I took it to the car wash the interior cleaner guy found it under the front passenger seat. I thought i was missing one. At least the plastic wrap contained it.

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94% of the automobiles in the USA have at least one french fry in em somewhere.

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Originally Posted by Fubarski
94% of the automobiles in the USA have at least one french fry in em somewhere.
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See? Even boomers can learn to photoshop!

Yeah right.. 🤣

You're too sexy for that boat, too sexy for those jeans, too sexy for those boots.....

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Had a Dr recently tell me I need to lose some weight because my BMI is on the high side! Phugg you!! Im 43, 6'3 and weigh 230. Cant "pinch an inch" anywhere on me. My BP, pulse, etc are all in normal levels. Latest blood work showed cholesterol, trigylcerides etc,etc all within normal levels as well. Around 8 years back when I went through 3 rounds of chemo I was down to 145-150 and looked like a phugging walking skeleton! No way that was a healthy weight!!

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Originally Posted by marktheshark
Had a Dr recently tell me I need to lose some weight because my BMI is on the high side! Phugg you!! Im 43, 6'3 and weigh 230. Cant "pinch an inch" anywhere on me. My BP, pulse, etc are all in normal levels. Latest blood work showed cholesterol, trigylcerides etc,etc all within normal levels as well. Around 8 years back when I went through 3 rounds of chemo I was down to 145-150 and looked like a phugging walking skeleton! No way that was a healthy weight!!

Center for disease control, world health org.,, all want you to die an early death, that way you won't be wanting any of the social security'medicare money you paid in for 50 years. They done stole'T that or gave it to their voter base.
Become a vegan, eat flowers , weigh 120lbs. smoke cigrits. die an early death you'll make them happy.


PRESIDENT TRUMP 2024/2028 !!!!!!!!!!


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The people wringing their hands over Trump's rhetoric don't know what time it is in America.
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Originally Posted by stxhunter
Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by deflave
I’m out and about every day and nothing has changed since I was a kid.
If anything, more Americans are fanatical about diet and exercise than ever.

Brother Flave.... a few days in Oregon will open your eyes.... wink
He's talking about Americans.

Yeah, cause Miami, where flave is 'out and about at', is so full of Americans that English is the second language there.

FACTS:


Miami is a majority Latino city -- 70 percent of its population is Hispanic. And while Cuban-Americans still comprise over half of the city's population -- 54 percent -- the city's Hispanic composition is changing. According to a Pew Hispanic report, about 13 percent of Miami-Dade's Latinos are from Puerto Rico, the Dominican Republic and Mexico, and 32 percent are from other Central and South American countries such as Guatemala, Colombia, El Salvador, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Honduras and Brazil.

"Miami has a high share of foreign-born Hispanics compared with many of the other metro areas -- 66 percent of Miami’s Latinos are foreign born,” according to Eileen Patten, a research analyst at the Pew Research Center.

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Even an El Sal can pump their own gas.

LOL


Originally Posted by Geno67
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual.
Originally Posted by Judman
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I was thinking about this and of my 36yr old son and my 25 yr old son's friends I can't think of one that is fat and I know quite a few of them. Of my 28 yr old daughter's friends, only one is fat.


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Originally Posted by Fubarski
94% of the automobiles in the USA have at least one french fry in em somewhere.
Good, worth repeating.

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How about seasonally plump? That’s what I tell myself every morning..


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Then STFU. The rest of your statement is superflous bullshit with no real bearing on this discussion other than to massage your own ego.

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Because they really don't know what they have so they take it for granted. Always eating.

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I think I found a video of how Jim got Tyler to shut up. Mr. Jim went second.

[video:youtube]https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bch-AJWyzqI[/video]


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Originally Posted by viking
Check out a Rez sometime.




Wazzup....



Svelte 220 on da hoof.

B cups?


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Where the hell is the swimming pool Sam ? You been holding out on us?

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