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Campfire Oracle
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If ya got a potato, ya got a meal.
That boys big enough to eat hay and shît in the road.
He’s smart as a horse and hung like Einstein.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Campfire Outfitter
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buy him for what he is worth and sell him for what he thinks he is worth, I'd be rich.
I may not be smart but I can lift heavy objects
I have a shotgun so I have no need for a 30-06.....
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Shît in your hand and go blind.
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Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog
“Molon Labe”
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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No I'll pass, The Juice ain't worth the squeeze
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Campfire Regular
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Ol boy couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a suitcase full of 100 dollar bills and a bucket of coke
there is no man more free than he who has nothing left to lose --unknown--
" If it bleeds we can kill it" Conan The Barbarian
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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“Me and Happy Camper prayed over the phone”
lol
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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Woman who flies airplane upside down
Has crack up
He who jacks off into cash register
Cums into money
Cut the SOB twice and it’s still too short
Like pushing a rope up a hill
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Ol boy couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a suitcase full of 100 dollar bills and a bucket of coke I believe Houston 2 Toots is going to repent. LMAO
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Shît in your hand and go blind.
🦫 Busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin’ contest Happier than a two dicked dog
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Campfire Tracker
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He couldn't organize a root in a brothel....
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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I saw it with mine own eyes..
Randy
NRA
Patriot Life Benefactor
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"It's colder than a well digger's azz"
Last edited by Ramdiesel; 08/19/22.
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Happier than a fàggot in boy’s town.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time.
--Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice.
--ironbender
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Cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey...
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Campfire Outfitter
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Campfire Outfitter
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“Me and Happy Camper prayed over the phone”
lol That’s it .. The Moderator must Step In ..
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Campfire Regular
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Campfire Regular
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Well Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit...
I'm Sweating More Than A Sinner In Church...
Illegitimi non carborundum
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colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra
could give you the world with a fence around it and you'd bitch because there's no gate
alligator mouth and a humminbird ass
hold out one hand then schidt in the other and see which one fills up first
could fugg up a one man rockfight
feel like I was shot and and missed but schidt at and hit
woke up this morning so hung over I was afraid I'd die...after my first cup of coffee I was afraid I wouldn't
couldn't hit a bull in the butt with a bass fiddle
schidt fire to save matches! (akin to cuttin off yer nose to spite yer face)
Don't be the darkness.
America will perish while those who should be standing guard are satisfying their lusts.
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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He couldn't hit the ground if he fell twice!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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Campfire Outfitter
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I saw these words on a plaque in a recent widow's horse stable this afternoon...
If You're Going To Get In The Saddle...
Prepare For The Ride!
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