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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Broad side of a barn Wet paper sack Illegal to stack schit that tall Box of Hammers Bag of hair
Joined: Dec 2013
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
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Posts: 23,693
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Sweatin like a black man at a white womans funeral.
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 7,974
Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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Posts: 7,974
Haven't seen you in a coons age!
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 19,098
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Campfire Ranger
Campfire Ranger
Joined: Nov 2010
Posts: 19,098
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thats hung up like a boy dog. fugged up like a snake in a bush hog harder than a skillet handle
Dave �The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.� Lou Holtz
Joined: Oct 2009
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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Some days I feel older than white dog crap.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Joined: Oct 2004
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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Posts: 6,725
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Ugly as a sackfull of arseholes....
Joined: Oct 2009
Posts: 7,974
Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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Posts: 7,974
Toes forward better than toes up.
Fall seven times, stand up eight.
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 3,296
Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
Joined: May 2016
Posts: 3,296
Hotter than a fresh fugked fox in a brush fire .
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 11,529
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 11,529
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Truth about all the new rifle cartridges---It's the Indian, not the arrow.
Don't blame me. I voted for Trump. Democrats would burn this country to the ground, if they could rule over the ashes.
Joined: Jun 2005
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 13,869
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Things people say? I was sitting at a table in a bar with a friend, replete with beautiful women. My friend lamented that he could never get a woman and was unlucky. I pointed to all the beautiful young girls sitting on bar stools, just waiting for a man to come along. My friend watched, and soon a young man came into the bar, approached a young woman on a stool and said, "Tickle your ass with a feather?" The girl recoiled in surprise and responded, "WHAT??" The man feigned surprise and in turn responded, "Particularly nasty weather." The girl laughed, and soon they departed hand in hand. My friend took heart and declared, "I CAN DO THAT!" He approached a girl sitting on a bar stool and said: Hey Lady! "Stick my thumb up your ass? She said "WHAT??" - He responded, "Pretty fugg'n cold out ain't it?"
Joined: May 2002
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Campfire Outfitter
Campfire Outfitter
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"You're like public school on weekends......no class"
Joined: Jul 2020
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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I seem to be the only one around here who remembers hearing "he ain't got enough brains to tan his hide". Most people would likely have no idea what that even means.
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 1,131
Campfire Regular
Campfire Regular
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 1,131
Trembling like a dog chitting a razor blade. Hotter than a $2 pistol. Went out to take a chit and the hogs ate him.
Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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If your brains were made outta gasoline there wouldn’t be enough gas to drive a pissants motorcycle halfway around a bb.
Faster horses,Younger women,Older Whiskey,More money
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Campfire Tracker
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Statement to fine looking Woman I would slide buck naked down a mile long razor blade just to hear you piss into a tin cup while we are on the phone …………collect !
Faster horses,Younger women,Older Whiskey,More money
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Campfire Tracker
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When I need your opinion,I’ll give it to you
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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You have a face made for radio !
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Campfire Greenhorn
Campfire Greenhorn
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Posts: 90
Like trying to shove a wet noodle up a wild cats a$$.
Joined: Apr 2008
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Campfire Tracker
Campfire Tracker
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Exclamation of surprise Well fuc me running
Faster horses,Younger women,Older Whiskey,More money
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Campfire Tracker
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